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  1. I know why results have been disappointing...

    ...and though it grieves me to say it, it is all my fault. I have been getting over-confident, not to say cocky lately. I have assumed that the SuperShrimpers could keep on achieving even without my help, and so I have been lazy. I haven't been wearing my "football" boxers (the black white...
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  2. Ratings

    Griemink 7 - secure as ever, my only criticism would be that he and Eagle seemed to lack an understanding at the back, hopefully this will improve as they get use to playing alongside each other Hunt 7 - quietish game, but did everything asked of him Wilson 7 - one of his better games, a...
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  3. The Biggest Disgrace of The Day

    Is it me or is the amount of 2nd half injury time played a sad joke these days? Every f**king game is 3 minutes no matter what the f**k happens. I think that we would all agree that the fourth official doesn't have the hardest job in the world - is it too much to ask to pay attention to the...

  4. Unregistered posters

    Dear unregistered posters, Simple question.. Why don't you join properly? At present you aren't doing SUFC fans here any favours by making statements then retreating behind your anonymity, all here enjoy this site and appreciate all comment, analysis and feedback and it is used...

  5. Rules that are never enforced

    If I recall correctly, putting your head down amongst flashing boots (or flash boots if Drooooowwwweee is playing) is dangerous and should be penalised. Don't recall seeing that given, usually as in Kev's case it goes the other way. The other one that always bugs me is blatant...
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    • ant flashing foo properly
    • Replies: 19
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  6. fbm

    The Match

    STOP PRESS Steve Tilson, fresh from signing Terry Alderton after seeing him play in "The Match" last Sunday, has revealed that he was so impressed with the performances of some of the celebrities that he is considering adding more to the Shrimpers payroll. "I was really...
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    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  7. palexander

    Well done Tilly

    After having a bit of a moan a few weeks back about Tilly not using the squad properly after the shocking start, good to see players now coming in and fighting to keep there places. Barrett, Cheese, Duds and Bramble all performing better than those they have replaced and its obviously improved...

  8. Why its legendary to be a

    Why its legendary to be a man!!!!! 1, OPENING JARS - nnng, she's struggling. You take it from her hands, open it effortlessly and pretend she loosened it for you. She didn't. Jars are men's work. 2, CALLING SOMEONE 'SON' - Especially policeman but even...
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    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  9. Players in the stock

    Pictures of players getting soaked are available here. Photo's haven't been properly fomatted yet, so some may seem a bit tooooooooo big. Classic one of Dudfield getting done by a small kid.

  10. The Shrimpers-online

    Hope the moderators don't mind this post, after all it is southend related   . The Shrimpers-online is a brand new unofficial Southend site.  The site has so far been going for about a month, so a lot of work still needs to be done.  We are aiming to be at least the number 2 Shrimpers site...

  11. got both home and away shirts and

    got home to try them on properly, got size large and the away shirt comes up bigger than the home shirt, its wider in the body, slightly longer and the sleves are bigger. just thought i would let you guys know and advise you to try both shirts on before purchasing
  12. Its Only A Game

    Standing or Sitting?

    I know this question has been raised before but do you think we should have a choice of whether to stand or sit at football matches? A new campaign is being launched to bring together fans of all clubs to encourage the government to look at having certain areas of grounds designated as standing...

  13. MY SOUTHEND UNITED DIARY

    Today is a sad day. I got wrong at the clinic on yesterday’s yesterday for punching Sara’s lights out but it wasn’t my fault. She shouldn’t mess with rubber bands because they can have your eye out and she shouldn’t take them off my parachute man anyway. Thackery say’s I have to apologise when...
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    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  14. Suffolk Shrimper In Dorset

    Blues World

    Sorry, probably been discussed on this site before but I would like to know. Worth the money? Which tariff choice (three offered)? Do you need Broadband to make it work properly? My main reason for getting it would be to se the video highlights. Do they just show the goals? Do they show home...
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    The fbm view and ratings

    What a game! Anyone neutral watching would have witnessed 90 minutes of great entertainment, and surely would have wondered how on earth we have spent the best part of 40 matches near the bottom of the table. Hulls travelling army always give great support, but you know when Blues are playing...
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    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  16. Vange Shrimper

    Important Poll

    As i was told on saturday by a certain member of the SZ community for being selfish and not doing my job properly by supplying one flavour of chewing gums and sweets during the game, just because he doesnt like the ones i buy, i thought i'd find out what ones you lot like so i know which...
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