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  1. palexander

    Desire?

    Much as I dislike McCormack, thought it was a telling interview on BBC Essex. He said that what was said should really stay in the dressing room, but he said lots of fingers pointed (probably at him) as players lack desire to defend properly and give the ball away too much. Sounded very down...
  2. TrueBlue

    When was the last time

    We properly turned over a team?
  3. superblue24

    Found this on QPR's Messageboard

    Ok, so it was sent to me by someone on QPR's messageboard. I have to say that for the most part of this fan rant, I kind of have to agree! Of course, things are bad at QPR, so you can understand where this guy is coming from, but this is rage I have not witnessed very often!
  4. Slipperduke

    Sullivan Can Save Hammers

    The arrival of David Gold and David Sullivan at Upton Park is the best news that West Ham United fans could have asked for this year. Their team may be locked into a relegation battle, their money long since squandered on shoddy goods, but finally they have people in the boardroom who know what...
  5. Boreham Shrimper

    Notts County

    What a shambles of a football club. Their manager Hans Backe has now quit the club and apparently the players have been told that there is only enough money to pay them for December and January. It just goes to show that you should be careful what you wish for. Those Arab "backers" properly...
  6. superblue24

    Andy Ansah

    Picked this up off the net.....quite a good read for those who remember the legends of the early 90's... Andy Ansah’s wing wizardry for Southend United between 1990 and 1996 helped propel the club into the upper echelons of English football, as the Shrimpers bagged back-to-back promotions from...
  7. Aren't we forgetting something here?

    If Ron Martin can organise the debts to be paid off, that will be terrific news but only a start. What is the position on that, by the way? Is there any more news to confirm whether HMRC are going to be paid and if so then how? What are the terms of the finance underpinning the payments? But...
  8. You've got to hand it to him

    I've never met the man, so haven't seen his skills first hand, but you've got to hand it to him. Ron Martin must have incredibly slick PR skills. He seems to be like teflon. Whenever there is something bad to face, either someone else is put forward to take the flak or he somehow wins people...
  9. Trescothick Suffers Groundhog Day Again

    The news that Marcus Trescothick failed to overcome his demons to compete properly in the Champions League Twenty20 Trophy is desperately sad, but all the more tragic is how predictable this was. Trescothick is essential to any hopes of success Somerset harboured this Summer and went to great...
  10. Yer Blues

    the rules of lighter theft

    Here below are the official rules of stealing other people's lighters. Although stealing lighters is despicable and morally wrong, it is always going to happen whether it be an accident or you're going all out to steal it.So I have written the OFFICIAL rules of stealing lighters so we all have a...
  11. Travelodge activities

    quality story from b3ta.com: Thinking about it, a hundred-or-so people have seen my c*ck over the years. And some of them - a pitifully small percentage of those people – actually wanted to see my throbbing cervix scratcher; whereas the others sort of had it thrust upon them... On the...
  12. davewebbsbrain

    Your cooking speciality

    The toastie thread had me thinking: What meal/snack do you cook really well. I make a mean Shepherds Pie, mainly because I copied my mum's recipe. What really stands out is my Bacon sarnies. Fresh bread from a bakers, butter and properly fried Bacon with Tommy sauce. My mate used to stay...
  13. shaneyshrimper

    Blues Player

    I know there has already been a thread on this one. But for christ's sake why dosn't it work properly. Does anyone have any suggestions? I work for an IT company and my techies cant figure it out???? help!!
  14. The Mark of a ChampiYong

    Ok, Ok, I know this is late... But I was on my travels while this happened. While your reading this, there's no doubt in my mind that Tiger Woods is on a golf course somewhere, meticulously tinkering away with his swing and clubs, trying to identify just what went wrong at Hazeltine. After...
  15. number11

    If they could play for England so could I....

    I'm sure this has been done before, but following on from the best XI's in the ashes thread it could be thinking what utter dross I have had to witness whilst watching England over the past 20 years of my cricket watching. Off top of my head, here is a team to send shivers down my spine.... 1...
  16. Napster

    Duncan Jupp

    Just reading my local rag, Tonbridge Echo or something, and there's a huge half page ad for Gilingham's hospitality. This is spoilt somewhat by a rather gurning Juppy in a tux, pointing a revolver, pretending to be James Bond Oh dear
  17. Interpol Shrimper

    eBay not displaying properly

    Since procuring the new laptop, I cannot now properly access eBay in either Firefox (3.5.1) or Internet Explorer (8.0.6001). Basically, I don't get any of the thumbnails appear on any search listings. This doesn't seem to be a common thing as I've tried to solve this through looking at various...
  18. The Boxer Rebellion album (finally) in shops September 14th

    For those that are interested, this story kind of slipped out last week. We have done a strange deal with HMV, and they are releasing our album properly (not just distribution) on September 14th...never been done like this before. This will be followed by a load of HMV instores including Oxford...
  19. Lord Football

    I am Trying To Learn To Play The Guitar.

    .....and my fingers f*****g hurt. Ok, so I thought in the post Mrs LF era, I'd do something different. So I've invested in an electric guitar (no gay acoustic **** for me, its not rock n roll enough). It's black and has knobs on it. I can play all the basic chords apart from F coz that's dead...
  20. pickledseal

    Breaking News Revelling In It - 15/7/09

    Revelling In It Revelling In It This week starring: Alan ‘Peter Jones’ McCormack Steve ‘I just love football’ Parmenter Adam ‘Blue blood runs through my veins’ Barrett Anthony ‘Rocky Balboa’ Grant Steve ‘Big Bird’ Mildenhall An introducing (again)….. Lee ‘Birdsnest hair’ Sawyer Personally...
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