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  1. OldBlueLady

    Apprentice week 9

    Don't know how many were watching what with some football match going on in Russia, thought this was going to be a pretty naff task this week, but what a shock at the end. Teams were shaken up again, pitching Alex as SAS's choice of PM with Lee and Lucinda in Alpha against PM Raef (again...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  2. Andy_S

    On the subject of footballers going to prison

    Grays sure do pick them don't they. First Ashley Sestanovich gets banged up, now another of their former players goes down. Good at picking scum up by the looks of it. Fits in with Woodward probably. Oops.... For those that don't know, Sheku Kamara was a Watford youth player who went to Grays...
  3. yogi bear up the cagire

    Was the writing on the wall?

    Being at this distance and not seeing the side regularly (last match home to Leeds), I am probably not best equipped to analyse the end of our season. However, I just have this sneaky feeling that the writing was on the wall in the matches against Tranmere and Port Vale and no one saw it (or...
  4. chaco27saf

    FAO North American Shrimpers

    I just had a look at Setanta's schedule and the are showing the first leg of the play-off semi live next Friday. So be prepared to have a nasty cough all day next Thursday so your boss doesn't get suspicious when you call in sick on Friday! I imagine the second leg will also be shown live, but...
  5. Slipperduke

    Manchester United v Barcelona

    Manchester United take on Barcelona tonight in what will certainly be the purist's choice of Champions League semi-finals. These are two teams packed full of world class players and devoted to playing the game in adventurous, swashbuckling fashion Unfortunately, only one of them is currently...
  6. Slipperduke

    Arsenal v Liverpool

    Arsene Wenger was left baffled by his team's failure to beat Liverpool in an intruiging contest at The Emirates, but refused to agree that their opponent's away goal made them favourites to progress to the last four. Arsenal certainly had the better of the game, particularly in the second half...
  7. samib

    Mayweather defeats the Big Show lol

    In front of 74,635 WWE fans , Mayweather smashed the Big Show in the jaw with a set of brass knuckles to defeat the Giant. On Sky sports it says that "Mayweather showed his critics how serious a performance he was prepared to put on, as for most of the battle he was on the receiving end of...
  8. callan

    Koi carp for sale

    Ok I have following for sale if anyone would care to make me an offer. Five or six brightly colour Kohaku. Ten 15 centimetre Ghost Koi and three or four biggies. Also have some nice Lillies and a couple of Connifers, which I'm prepared to throw in.
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  9. DTS

    Rough woman you know you shouldnt fancy but do....

    I was over Mrs DtS's parents yesterday for sunday lunch. We ended up watching the crap that is Eastenders. Anyway for some reason I found myself getting a rise over Bradleys Mum. I dont know what it was about her as she aint very nice but for some reason all I wanted in the world was to smash...
    • DTS
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    • Replies: 141
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  10. 12345/10/15/20 - life & perpetual season cards ?

    Here is a follow up message sent to Christina Ongley, News Editor of Evening Echo Re: posting "A Seat for Life" - refer to thread last week & Questions raised last week. Ms Ongley, has confirmed having now appointed a reporter to look into the issue[s] and to seek comment from the club...
    • Irate Ian
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    • Replies: 32
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  11. subliminal messages on the official site ....

    noticed the great snap of a bloodied Matty H on the web site - (message .....your time is coming Matt and if you not prepared to bleed for the shirt eff off) and the first pic on the Millwall gallery is of the Shrimper faithful - (message .... these are the people that really build a club...

  12. Would you go and see Southend play in the Far East/Australia

    Following yesterdays proposal from the Premier League to play matches in abroad mostly likely USA, Far East and Australia supposing Southend by some miracle are in the Premier League in 3 years time when it starts. Would you go to the game? I know there are people outthere who dont miss game...
  13. DTS

    How too take this joke forward?

    Rightio, Basically on Monday Ben at work got a really weird email from a customer on Friday last week. This email was from someone called Mr Slater - The bloke basically said that who the hell was Ben to ask him about his personal details - All he wanted was a mortgage quote? He asked Ben is he...
    • DTS
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    • Replies: 20
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  14. Sean 2

    Would you??

    Ticketing agencies are asking an average of £500 for a seat at the Rumbelows final in the Spurs end at Wembley.Tickets for the yids will not make general sale because of their membership scheme. If there was a match involving Southend and you weren't a seaso (let's pretend for one minute you...
  15. Sussex Shrimper

    F.A.O. Colchester and Proud

    I wanted to post this in the existing thread, but I only bother with this site occasionally now and it's already been locked. Re: your statement "I can see us becoming an established member of the Championship if we play our cards right", I was wondering whether you would be prepared to put...

  16. Leyton Orient Away

    Help please... A mate and me want to go to Orient away but are both 14 and so therefore cannot travel by coach unless we find someone over 18 to go with. Is anyone going on the trust coaches that would be prepared to say you are supervising us, even though we don't need it. If that is not...
  17. Kenny

    Peter Butler

    one of my WHU supporting mates just sent me this over.... Peter Butler Unleashed by iaindale on Mon Jan 21, 2008 7:40 pm I had a long email from former Hammers midfielder Peter Butler this morning explaining what he has been up to since he left West Ham. It's a brilliant and very funny read...
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    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Ex-Shrimpers
  18. Slipperduke

    Transfer Windows Are Rubbish

    I went shopping today. I bought 150 steaks, 200 eggs, enough cornflakes to swim in and enough milk to drown in. I bought half a vineyard of red wine, a circle of cheese as big as a tractor wheel and a box of ice-cream large enough to sink a ship. I also picked up 40 paperback books and a new...
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    • Replies: 12
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  19. callan

    Buying British.

    Just got off the phone from my grey haired old mother, who wants to buy a clock radio but is sticking to a policy of buying British. Apparently she is prepared to pay extra for a British one rather than buy a make from overseas. Now what I need to know is, is my inheritance being frittered away...
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    • Replies: 10
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  20. Sean 2

    Would you believe it??

    Matt Harrold getting a standing ovation at Roots Hall was something i never thought i'd witness and after getting sent off too!! If this lad is prepared to put that much effort into a game and combined with that level of skill maybe we ought to be using him a bit better than we do. People...
    • Sean 2
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    • Replies: 8
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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