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  1. shrimpereeee

    Mad Dog Allen

    Without doubt he was man of the match and worth the admission money alone. What a plonker. If he carries on like that on the touchline for much longer he'll end up having a coronary. Seriously, how can his players express themselves and play without fear when he's screaming, shouting, kicking...
  2. Slipperduke

    Champions League Reports

    Apologies, I've been rushed off my feet this week. Here's both games for you. Is it so inconceivable that Arsenal could end this strangest of seasons as Champions of Europe? Arsene Wenger described his side as 'super-outsiders' before the first leg of their clash with Villarreal, but even after...
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    • Replies: 6
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  3. Shrimper

    Next Season

    I got bored so i look at all the possible trips that we could face next year and how much each different outcome could be because it's always nice to be prepared. Might take a bit. Going Down: Charlton - 39.3miles Southampton 133miles Norwich - 98.9miles Barnsley - 209miles Blackpool - 271miles...
  4. Slipperduke

    Super-Outsiders? Not A Chance.

    Villarreal 1-1 Arsenal Senna, 10 Adebayor, 66 If it is true that whatever fails to kill you makes you stronger, then soon Arsenal will be invincible. After the painful grind of a season ruined by injuries and internal dispute, the Gunners are growing as a team, and as men. To come back from...
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    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  5. Slipperduke

    Crazy Rooney Needed Telling

    Thank goodness that someone has finally said it. Fabio Capello's denunciation of Wayne Rooney as, "a crazy man," might be the best thing that has ever happened to him. A humiliating public dressing down for the lack of discipline that still prevents him from being a truly 'world class' player...
  6. Interpol Shrimper

    2009 UCI Track Champs

    The track championships start tonight & have got full coverage on Eurosport. Be prepared for another deluge of gold medals from the cream of British Cycling. The UCI website has got a programme of events www.uci.ch if you don't want to miss a specific event. Ms Pendleton is riding today...
  7. Ron Manager

    New Al Murray sketch show

    I must admit I was prepared for this to be completely unwatchable, despite loving The Pub Landlord. However it's actually OK. Not cutting edge comedy and certainly not a classic but worth half hour of your time. What does everyone else think?

  8. Breaking News Ron's blog 24/02/09

    Whilst the rest of us were watching the match, Ron was emailing us his latest thoughts: I want to begin this week by thanking all our supporters who were able to attend the match at Colchester this weekend. The 1800 or so who made the journey across Essex showed, once again, what passion is...
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    • Replies: 38
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  9. Zone Update Ron's Blog-17-02-09

    Chairman's Blog This week’s topic – Youth Development – is one of my favourites. This is probably in recognition that the Club’s advancement must be from organic growth. Over the last couple of weeks I have talked about player purchase and the increased structure that we have, and are...
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    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  10. CC51DAS

    Its time Lionel Sharples Penrose got more recognition

    Here is a sample of his work : The Colchester Survey, 1931–38TOP Penrose, the man The Colchester Survey, 1931–38 Down syndrome, other aneuploidy,... Paternal age effects Mental illness, 1939–45 The Galton Chair, 1945–65 The Kennedy-Galton Centre,... LITERATURE CITED...
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    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  11. Slipperduke

    Scolari's Not To Blame

    Luis Felipe Scolari may have paid the price for Chelsea's bleak midwinter, but who was really to blame for the club's decline in form? The Brazilian boss may have made mistakes in his short reign at Stamford Bridge, but he was never given the tools he needed to rebuild an ageing squad. It was...
  12. Sean 2

    Question Find me snow on Sunday!

    Where will there be snow tomorrow?? Wifey's off to Bluewater and leaving me with Pinky & Perky. Now,the other day when we had snow on the ground i couldn't get the kids home 'till it was dark and we all wanted to build a snowman, but it was just too late. I'm prepared to travel to find...
  13. BLUEBLOOD

    Breaking News Rons Latest Blog

    It appears the graphics didn't copy over, sorry !!! Chairman's Blog Firstly let me apologise to all those readers who were anticipating my blog yesterday. It is important that the Club do things when they say they are going to and I am sorry I could not deliver yesterday but was reliant upon...
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    • Replies: 75
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  14. fbm

    The Foran issue - my take.

    Firstly, I don't know what he has done in the past and frankly I don't care. It's nothing to do with me. But whatever it is, we have to bear in mind that the people paying his wages for whatever reason are happy to not include him in the matchday plans. That was clear from day 1 of this...
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    • Replies: 36
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  15. My Housemate's a Moron, Appropriate Banter Needed

    I'm living in a house down here in Eastbourne with 4 other lads, all students, and as you may expect, the banter tends to fly around. All legit banter, nothing too serious or personal, nothing physical either. One of my Housemates is a bit of a bargain hunter, addicted to those money saving...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  16. Stadium delayed "by 10 to 12 months" or possibly 10-12 years !!!

    Straight from the crazy-haired horses mouth http://www.echo-news.co.uk/news/4069668.Credit_crunch_hitting_new_Blues_stadium/ Credit crunch hitting new Southend United stadium Southend United’s new stadium will be delayed for a year because of the economic slump, Ron Martin has admitted...
  17. Richard_Cadette

    Tilly's Interview said it all.....

    ..... He wants to bring players in, and the chairman is not backing him. Tilly came as close as he could do tonight to saying that the chairman has not been forthcoming with the money to bring players in, and it was a desperate plea for him to lossen the purse strings. Another 3 injuries, and...
  18. Aberdeen Shrimper

    Man Rules!

    At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally, the guys' side of the story. We always hear'the rules' From the female side ...Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered '1 ' ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind...
    • Aberdeen Shrimper
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  19. OldBlueLady

    Chelsea fan's preview

    If everyone's stopped laughing now, thought you just might like to read this preview from CFC.net, SZ gets a credit - oh, and their forums are still all down! Contributed by Rowan Farnham-Long • 13th January, 2009 • 180 views Discuss 'THE END IS NIGH…SOUTHEND THAT IS' on...
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    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  20. Suffolk Shrimper In Dorset

    Question What school did you go to?

    For any statto on here it might be worth keeping a tally of any replies to this post so we could all see what has been the most popular place to form our brains into the fine minds they are today, prepared as they are to cope with the high brow stuff that a few hours at Roots Hall chucks at us...
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