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  1. Mk Dons vs Col U

    As much as I hate Col U, I equally cannot stand MK Dons! There fans are pathetic, there one song they have is a copy of bad boys Milwall's 'No one likes us we dont care', but thats not a statement with a family club. It suits Milwall because no one does. There stadium was silent when we was...
  2. BLUEBLOOD

    PL Fixtures Round 30: Tuesday 13th / Wednesday 14th January 2009

    You all know the drill by now ... I feel now is about the right time to mention the 8-0 drubbings i said we'd receive vs Man Utd and in the first match ... superstitious SOB me sometimes lol Southend United v Chelsea 1-4 (Barrett) Histon v Swansea City 1-2 (Pintado) Newcastle United v Hole...

  3. Local Mancs

    Played five-a-side last night and watched Derby v Man Yoo in the bar afterwards. After the end of the game some bloke in a Man Yoo shirt came in from his five-a-side match and ask the score. '1-0 to Derby' I said. 'It's pathetic' he replied. To which I said, 'I know, especially when...

  4. Whingers in the stands

    I had the misfortune of being sat in front of some of the most irritating West Stand whingers I have ever met at StadiumMK on Sunday. From the start they were negative, slagging off players (don't give it to him, he'll only **** it up; he'll give it away; he'll lose it; he can't pass). If you...
    • Fish
    • Thread
    • ands fro icke lose pathe selfish slagging spoils support
    • Replies: 26
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  5. Acer Recovery Discs

    Firstly, for the mods, I am not asking for anything illegal - I have the licence for the disks I need and all the software on them. I have an Acer Aspire laptop, 7520 series, and the hard drive has crashed. It is supposed to be possible to recover from this using the "hidden" recovery...
    • A Century United
    • Thread
    • discs hidden madman pathe pointer ran recover shallow supply support vulnerable
    • Replies: 6
    • Forum: TechnoZone

  6. U.K. Justice - absolutely pathetic.

    Partners 31 year old son broke into his 82 year old grandmothers home in sept looking for money to feed his drug habit, causing £250 of damage to her front door and inner beading. This was less than 2 years since his last prison term for robbery, which he served 20 months of a 3 1/2 year...
  7. Slipperduke

    Gallas Must Go

    There is a saying in England that it is better to keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool than to open it and remove all doubt. Apparently no-one told William Gallas. The Arsenal captain, in an interview that will do for his career what Little Bighorn did to General Custer's, accused his...
  8. Rusty Shackleford

    The Jocks really are a JOKE!!

    The hero's welcome awarded to Diego Maradona in Scotland this week is truly laughable. The Jocks are not interested in Maradona's status as one of the greatest players of all time - just that he punched in a goal against England. I find this quite loathsome, but ultimately pitiful. The Scots'...

  9. Saddest thing ever seen on ebay

    http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/COLCHESTER-UNITED-FC-ANTI-SOUTHEND-NEW-STYLE-MUG_W0QQitemZ200139410234QQcmdZViewItem?hash=item200139410234&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=72%3A1301%7C66%3A2%7C65%3A12%7C39%3A1%7C240%3A1318 How pathetic is this? Can't even get our nickname right, we are the Shrimpers not...
  10. Interpol Shrimper

    Question Samsung Tocco, is it any good? (& other phone questions)

    Is this the phone TrueBlue was going on about how good it is recently? It's upgrade time for me & Vodafone in their usual inimitable style have got a patheticly rubbish selection of Nokias (I swore last upgrade when I got my BlackBerry that I flogged onto a certain poster on here that I'd...
  11. Uncle Leo

    Shepherd's Bush Shrimper's Scunny Report

    Apologies for the delay with this one. Makes less depressing reading than reports of our humping in Bristol though.... It’s fair to say that the North Lincolnshire and East Yorkshire region is not a happy hunting ground for us Shrimpers. We very rarely seem to pick up points at the lovely...
    • Uncle Leo
    • Thread
    • amazed avec behaviour blowing boarded cas ched continued correspondent discover following grab hall hattrick headed hideous iron lauren league matched neighbours pathe retail roots shire souls spells story… substitute superb taxi town trek venues
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  12. seany t

    My pathetic attempt to keep West Ham a two-bit club*

    I've been art directing a set of flyers and posters for a certain football TV company. A bit like Sky, but a bit more yellow coloured, if you catch my drift. This afternoon, I had to make a call on what players to use to promote their televised football fixtures. Now over this festive period...
  13. Rusty Shackleford

    Orange, stick to mobile phones.....

    and leave the attempted social engineering to the BBC. That advert which involves the unlikely combination of Busta Rhymes and volunteer work is the most pathetic attempt to portray Britain's 'multi-cultural' youth as a cool but caring body of misunderstood young saints. The girls in that ad...

  14. Post-Match Thread and Ratings Walsall 5 Southend United 2

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  15. CC51DAS

    100 things we won't miss about Nicky Bailey

    As a kind of send off - fond farewell ? - I thought it would be rather nice to prepare a thread that can be printed off and pinned on the board in the Charlton dressing room alongside the teamsheet maybe . So I'll start Dear Nicky we're sorry to see you go but I won't miss 1 - Your...
  16. Slipperduke

    Joey Barton

    There is little in this world as infuriating as the sight of a young man, guilty of vicious assault, walking away from a courtroom with just a suspended sentence. There is anger at the clemency, fury at the perception that justice has failed. In the case of Joey Barton, however, there is just an...
  17. adam3811

    'I want' list

    BREAKING NEWS: there is no news! there really isn't! which is pretty rubbish.. as I keep checking every day for something to happen! So here goes, what do you want? (to happen with sufc in the next few days/weeks) I'll kick off thing lame excuse of a thread.. I want: - mulgrew, francis...
  18. Harold Bishop Killer

    Planets And The Universe

    The Universe is a big place and to many of us it seems endless. Which if theories are correct it could be as it is ever expanding. Not much is known outside of Earth but some think we are the big boys. Think again! Feel big at the moment dont we. But these are the little boys of the solar...
    • Harold Bishop Killer
    • Thread
    • compared cos discover expanding foo pathe scientists significant solar somewhere theories worthy
    • Replies: 18
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  19. Southend_Lady

    CLF and Drogba

    I watched the Champions League Final in Varsity last night. The atmosphere was brilliant and it was buzzing in there. I did have to ask one of the Man United fans who was gloating before the match if he knew how far Manchester actually was from Southend, but that was just another matter.... I...
  20. wiggy

    And now for a bit of truth!

    Yes the fans were fantastic at 4 0 down, rather than be embarrassed we will make some noise! On the pitch was a complete anti climax after James (please don't sign him} Walker bottled yet another easy chance. The dissinterested Tommy Black was replaced by The Moose, a player that makes Kevin...
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