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  1. Yorkshire Blue

    Southend 'tache XI

    The beard XI (mascot Mark Beard) need a team to play. Obviously Billy Best had a goalscoring record nearly as legendary as his 'tache, but otherwise I think the pickings may be thin as it seems to be more quantity over quality. Excluding the late Jimmy Walker's pathetic effort, was Donut the...

  2. Idiot in West, Block T

    Listen mate, I get the picture you don't like Simon Francis. Maybe it's because he's better looking than you, maybe someone called Simon bullied you as a Child, maybe he slept with your wife... I don't know, but would you get a grip? Screaming at him from the first minute isn't going to help...
  3. Yorkshire Blue

    RIP Douglas Jardine

    I know he died 50 odd years ago, but he'll be spinning in his grave more than a Murali chuck. Angelo Mathews hit a single out to midwicket and as it was only Graeme Swann, turned to come back for a second run despite the fact it was only ever a run and a half. Mathews then ran into Onions, the...
  4. BLUEBLOOD

    PL Fixtures Round 11: Saturday 26th September

    Southend United v Oldham Pathetic 0-1 Bristol Rovers v Brighton & HA 1-1 Borient v Millwall 1-0 Franchise v Leeds United 0-1 Gillingham v Norwich City 1-1 Tranmere Rovers v Col Spew 1-1
  5. Jonny_Stokes

    I ain't one to hide...

    ...and you richly deserved the win. That was just as gutless and pathetic from Orient as last year, the difference being that Southend aren't any cop either this season, which makes it all the more worrying from my point of view. A terrible first half from both sides with little of note except...
  6. Tangled up in Blue

    Tilly: Time to focus on the football-Echo

    3:10am Friday 4th September 2009 Comments (1) Have your say » By Chris Phillips » SOUTHEND United manager Steve Tilson has told his team to focus on just their football ahead of tonight’s local derby with Leyton Orient. The Shrimpers have endured a difficult week in the build up to...
  7. palexander

    Tilson on Player

    Just watching Tilsons interview; * Revs wasnt 'top of the list' to go out. * Name was circulated a few weeks back as agreed he would benefit a month away (not against this personally). * Tilson confirms it WAS financial reasons (goes against King - total proof) - says needs to get "1 or 2...
  8. Ayrshire Blue

    Did Rooney dive ?

    With whats been done this week to try and clamp down on the players diving and feigning injury, Did Arsenal get a taste of their own medicine yesterday ? I personally think the goalkeeper needed to read the situation better, that if Rooney had got on the end of the through ball and Almunia...

  9. Blues PLayer not working - again

    Having to listen to Swindon commentary This is pathetic
  10. BLUEBLOOD

    PL Fixtures Round 1: Saturday 8th August

    Here we go again folks, here are the first set of fixtures for the SZ PL 2009/10 .. now i've just decided at this very minute that i'm going to do away with the first goalscorer part, i know i should really have consulted my sidekick Harry and you guys before doing this, and to that end i...
  11. Slipperduke

    Tevez - The Big Girl

    Heroes can be hard to find in modern football. It's difficult to feel any connection to a teenage millionaire when he signs a contract large enough to fund a hospital wing before he's even scored his 20th Premier League goal. It's impossible to respect a man who passionately expresses his desire...
  12. BLUEBLOOD

    PL Weekly Points Round 53

    A decent week for many players .. The Big Shrimp and DtS both bagged a more than respectable 9, but both were outplayed by Emu and Wickford Shrimper who both went one better with 10 a piece. I'm joined in dunces corner by chappersUK and sufccolchester as we all got a pathetic 2 :doh:

  13. Poor display - Just Going Thru' The Motions!

    Today I watched a poor Southend tean just going thru' the motions. They had no enthusiasm for the game and even after going a goal down there was no change in their approach. They played a MK Dons team set up not to loose and if possible try and get something on a set piece or a lucky break - we...
  14. pringlejon

    Post-Match Thread and Ratings Swindon 3-0 Southend United

    A game which started so promisingly for us turned into a nightmare. In front of just over 6000, with a fair few southend fans, a bright start was cut short when ex southend loanee kanu calmly placed the ball beyond mildy, returning from injury, after a swift counter attack with their number 11...
  15. yogi bear up the cagire

    Ryanair Economies?

    Went through the 'ryanair experience' this weekend ......out of Bergerac.... and there was I thinking that Carcassonne was a pathetic excuse for an airport! Anyway, with ideas of automatic boarding passes and coin slot toilets to save money, I thought it would be a good idea to ask on here...
  16. Magnum PI

    7 Interesting facts from the Peterborough programme yesterday

    In no particular order 1. Roots Hall is the most dismal place to watch football in the division - just 30 goals in 15 matches. Apparently, Victoria Park in Hartlepool is the place to be with 65 in 17 matches. 2. Simon Francis has got in the most crosses in the whole division with 111.. I...

  17. Pathetic Tilson Interview

    All the onus was on the negative tactics of Crewe and how difficult it is to break down. I don't want to know about Crewe - I want to know why 11 SUFC players who had a good and competent game against Tranmere on Saturday are totally inept and incompetent the following Tuesday?!?. He must have...

  18. Oh dear oh dear

    I see my thread has been moved and tacked on to the end of another. My thread was not essentially about a postponement that happened days ago but the subsequent response from Geoffrey King. I am sure the job of the mods is essential but stop being pathetic. I have asked genuine questions today...
  19. TrueBlue

    Admit your wrong!

    This is what Tilson has said on the Offical site..... Point 1. not sure if them going down to 10 helped us??? WELL WE SHOULD BLOODY WELL MAKE IT HELP US, USE IT TO OUR ADVANTAGE!! Point 2. GOOD RESULT AGAINST ORIENT?!?!?!? GOOD RESULT!!?!? just **** off with that comment right out the door! it...
  20. BLUEBLOOD

    PL Fixtures Round 33: Saturday 24th January 2009

    Simply copy and paste these fixtures and edit in your scores and scorers ... Southend United v Yeovil Town 0-1 (Brown) Leeds United v Peterborough United 3-1 (Beckford) Oldham Pathetic v Stockport County 3-1 (Whitaker) Walsall v Hereford United 1-1 (Deeney) Northampton Town v Crewe Alexandra...
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