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Martin Jol
Reported that he agreed to step down before tonights UEFA Cup against Getafe, after agreeing a severance package. Juande Ramos, the Sevilla boss, has agreed to take charge at the start of next season.- Mr Wooly
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- cup getafe package
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- Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
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Wiggy's rating's today!
Collis 6 looked all at sea in the air again, completley misjudged two, get well soon Flavs Hammel 7 good to have a proper left back in the side, great corner whipped in for the goal, take note Maher Hunt 7 kept up his good recent form Barrett 7 steady as always, best partner for Clarke Clarke 8...- wiggy
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- all at sea faul foo ley package superb
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Caravanette Holidays
There's a bloke round the corner from where I live selling an early seventies sherpa caravanette, its up for around fifteen hundred quid and will probably need a little bit of cash spending on it to get it upto speed. I'm tempted to buy this thing of beauty as it should provide me and the Family...- callan
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- cos package
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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One to Start the Weekend (week 23)
This weeks one to start the weekend is the 1992 number 2 CLASSIC!... SL2 - On a Ragga Tip.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwD-qNgJVQk Usually i have all the claptrap before the track, but The Bloke in The Pram Shop just told me an excellent story about this track, which mentions the track and...- Davros
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- artists backfired copies didn hadn handing ist package profits rack representing royalties ski stepped wes
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Phone & Broadband Providers
Well, the monstrously incompetent Bulldog have really outdone themselves this time by closing my account and disconnecting my phone line... because they failed to put a £99 credit in my account which they've owed me since January. To be honest, part of me is quite pleased to be no longer...- Matt the Shrimp
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- breathtaking centres hanks loading package provider providers qui stupidity
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Job Application
Saw this this morning, and after MtS admitting being rejected from McDonalds in Southend on another thread, thought I'd post it up.. This is an actual job application from a 17 year old boy to McDonalds, and he got the job for being so honest and funny. Name: ******* Sex: Not yet I'm saving...- chadded
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Why You Never Question A Drunk.
WHY YOU NEVER QUESTION A DRUNK I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected: A quart of milk, A carton of eggs, A quart of orange juice, A slab of cheese, A jar of coffee, and A 1 lb. Package of bacon. As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a...- Cricko2
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- bacon ched deed derelict dru fro loading package supermarket
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Should Northerners be allowed on holiday?
I have just come back from a week of sun and fun in Crete. The lads and I had a wicked time except for one slight dampner....The amount of ****ing Northerners that go on cheapo package holidays. No word of a lie everywhere we went we were surrounded by grim pale tattooed northerns that come...- DTS
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- dru package respite
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Sky Broadband
After going on the initial waiting list I've now been told Sky Broadband have switched on my local exchange, therefore I am contemplating switching onto the See, Speak, Surf package (£5 a month to add broadband/phone to my satellite bill) from Tiscali. Basically I'm unhappy with Tiscali as at...- Interpol Shrimper
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- ched flash package reliable usage
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Match of the Day is rubbish
"What's that coming over the hill? Is it the Tactics Truck? It might very well be. The word on the street, Daddy-O, is that ITV are planning to snatch the BBC's highlights package away from them, bringing another period of Match of the Day to a premature close. The last time this happened was...- Slipperduke
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- bbc foo highlights package rubbish snatch timeshare truck
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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The fbm view and ratings - Burnley
FORAN DRAGS BLUES OUT OF THE MIRE Richie Foran chose the right moment to score his first goal for Southend as his injury time strike won the points against dogged resistance at Roots Hall this evening. In a tough, combative match where much of the football was scrappy and goalmouth action at...- fbm
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- ant ched eastwood equipped foo fur hadn hall headed highlights ish ive jury league league one ley pace pacey package rate roots scheduled spin stopped tacking wasn
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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BT - Screwing their customers.
Sorry but I have to rant. Before going over to BT Homehub Broardband I had 8meg using my own router on their Option 3 package. All was fine and I was paying £21.00 a month for virtually all last year with no amendments made to the direct debit and stayed in credit. Since I went over to their...- Bielzibubz
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- automatically cos didn flowing ids meg money operators package qui ran reduce router thieving
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Southend United - How far have we come? Part 1
Cast your mind back almost ten years; could you honestly see us reaching this pivotal moment in the history of Southend United? Back in 1998 the football club was skint; it couldn't pay its players, it couldn't pay its creditors, it couldn't pay the Inland Revenue; the future was so bleak that...- Xàbia Shrimper
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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the jontosh2001 RANT!
At the end of last week I ordered a DVD for my dad and a CD for my Mum for Christmas, as a hard-up student it was the best I could do... I've used amazon a lot and always been happy with their service. Today I got home to find the packet on the doorstep... "excellent" i thought...- Pubey
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- classical dads didn didnt doorstep especially ive package postman thieving
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Oh god!
Tilson pings a big, curve ball down Norwich's throat as City try to pick their way through the minefield Mon 9 Oct 06 Shrimpers boss Steve Tilson threw a large curve ball Norwich's way this weekend as he revealed that Southend chairman Ron Martin had refused the Canaries permission speak to...- GregStarz
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- cas chief claimed compensation cure curve easier faul finds foo gran hall intact ive league league one package penney roots rounds ruled test triumph wes whoever wish worthing
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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BT Total Broardband Home Hub
I've just taken delivery of the BT Home Hub router and all the paraphernalia that goes with it. Everything's working fine now but if you are thinking of going over to BT Total Broadband with the Home Hub router do not, repeat DO NOT install the bundled software that comes on disc with...- Bielzibubz
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- core following icon installed package router stalled
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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BT Homehub
After having 8 meg broadband with BT for some time now with my own wireless router I decided to have a go at the BT Home hub package....seeing as it was free n all. Anyway, the router will be here in days but I was informed that there is a delay with the phone that goes with the hub as it has a...- Bielzibubz
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- faul mechanics meg package phones router
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Existing SKY customers
I tried this last night and managed to get my SKY+ subscription reduced from £36 a month to £18 month for the next 6 months. Check out other peoples experiences here: Digital TV Cost Cutting Give it a go as when you get to Cancellations they will try to ask you about what channels you use, do...- Guest
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- channels cos dial finds freeview package peoples quicker
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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The Dragons Den
I caught glimpse of that Dragons Den programme last night. I actually liked the last invention of a egg heater, even though it didn't work at the time. I remember the nutty proffessor from Vision On and wonder if any Shrimper Zone posters had ideas for inventions that I can tinker with in...- The Artful Shrimper
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- bbc didn invention package sole tinker
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Blues World
For those of you who subscribe to Blues World. Is it worth getting. Does it deliver what it promises? IS it worth the £34.99 annual fee? I was all ready with my debit card details and then I thought I'd better just check out the opinion of the rest of you! Have many of you have gone for the...- lincoln shrimper
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- hanks package res
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat