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  1. canveyshrimper

    If you're having a bad day....

    When you have a "I Hate My Job" day, try this: On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and...
  2. Wessex

    Anyone lost their job because of the credit crunch?

    Just wondered if any zoners had recently lost their jobs as a result of the credit crunch? I got back from three weeks off in Florida to find that my position is being made redundant. Been in my company 20 years so while I'm happy about the "kerching" package I'm nervous about finding a new...
    • Wessex
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    • Replies: 51
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  3. Shrimpergonzo

    Bailey replacement - Lee Frecklington?

    Right chaps - Bailey has gone, there's no point crying about it, we need to deal with it fast as on last night's showing Moussa and Grant is not a Central Midfield pairing to strike terror into most League 1 sides. I am assuming that Ron may be prepared to splash a little cash on the...
    • Shrimpergonzo
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    • arter basing gran league nicely package prepared qui rumour starter terror
    • Replies: 24
    • Forum: Ex-Shrimpers
  4. Uncle Leo

    Zone Update Paul Furlong sponsorship

    All, this year's SZ player sponsorship has gone really well and thanks to your contributions, we have managed to fully cover the cost of the sponsorship. Next step is the raffle to decide who gets the various parts of the sponsorship package, namely: Signed Paul Furlong shirt Two match...
    • Uncle Leo
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    • contributions cos hall hanks icke package parts roots spread stated tan weir
    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  5. Harold Bishop Killer

    Midweek Funnies

    There are two Mexicans who have been lost in the desert for weeks, and they're at death's door. As they stumble on, hoping for salvation in the form of an oasis or something similar, they suddenly spy, through the heat haze, a tree, off in the distance. As they get closer, they can see that...
    • Harold Bishop Killer
    • Thread
    • afford bacon collected damned declares desert juicy money mortgage oasis package pension pulling rounds similar sticking thieving touched wakes wallet worker
    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  6. Are there any Transfer listed players we fancy signing?

    Tristan Peersman (Bel) GKBart Deelkens (Bel) GKJason Jarrett (Eng) MFDave Hibbert (Eng) STGiuliano Grazioli (Eng) STSteven Thompson (Sco) STChris Barker (Eng) LBDenes Rosa (Hun) MFAlan Maybury (Ire) RB Elvis Hammond (Gha) STOlivier De **** (Bel) RBMax Gradel (IvC) MFSebastien Dufoor (Bel) STSean...
    • bazza192
    • Thread
    • anto barker bjorn brad cam eto foo gibb hammond moore package samuel tristan
    • Replies: 33
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  7. Harold Bishop Killer

    Chat Up Lines

    All guys have been there. You are in a bar and you notice a young hotty over in the corner. You catch given you a quick glance. You look back again to make sure it wasnt the alcohol playing tricks on you. no definitely she was checking you out. Your heart races that little bit more, you begin to...
    • Harold Bishop Killer
    • Thread
    • alcohol anytime army bedroom heaven hes hotty ickle itself lover money outta package puppy screaming shirt stiffy tickle wasn wipe wish
    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  8. Southend to be approached

    As some of may have read my post nearly 2wks ago regarding Ince going to Blackburn. My same friend who told me this, who works at MK Dons in coaching, has now told me this morning that Ince's desk is being cleared and MK Dons will officially move in to ask for permission to talk to Steve...
  9. fredheim_holm

    Adobe software

    Student's get it cheap, dirt cheap (relatively). I've attached a document I've made regarding my research into which package if any I will be purchasing, so you can have a look if you have any interest. Basically, if you're a student, you can get up to 80% off of normal prices at Adobe...
  10. Interpol Shrimper

    Free Setanta this weekend

    If you're a Virgin Media customer you will get free Setanta Sports for the Bank Holiday weekend apparently. Wonder if Setanta is free for those of us with Sky?
    • Interpol Shrimper
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    • biting bra burgh champions channels fir foo highlights league liverpool package premier rea rugby specialist sports
    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  11. Tin Bath

    Southend United Spam mail

    I dont know if its just me but has anyone else lately had the same marketing email from the club more than once recently. I had the £2 offer Northampton tickets by text email 4 times day, why would I want that when I hold a season card!!, on friday I had 4 emails offering a mascot package for...
  12. Slipperduke

    Manuel Neuer

    While England’s footballers sulk in their sun-loungers, the rest of the continent will be contesting the 2008 European Championships. Iain Macintosh, who still won’t allow the word ‘McClaren’ to be uttered in his home, runs the rule over some of the potential stars of the summer. This week, it’s...
    • Slipperduke
    • Thread
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    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum

  13. Publisher

    Is it possible to buy Microsoft publisher singularly (ie. not in a 'Home' or 'Office' package) as i've been looking for info and there doesn't seem to be much available. How much should i pay and where do i get it from? Cheers Shrimpled
  14. BaileytheQuitter

    Gary Hooper.

    Another goal for Gary yesterday for Hereford, think he also made a goal. Some comments from Hereford fans- "GT you are a bloody GENIOUS!!!!! What signings those two lads are, brilliant! It been a long time since i can remember a better looking Hereford side than today. Hooper is awesome, he...
  15. canada shrimper

    media player 11

    I have just got satelite radio,part of the package was free listening over the internet.I tried to listen yesterday but had no joy.I emailed the company and was told to update my media player to media 11.I seem to remember someone did that and was no longer able to get bluesworld.Can anyone give...
  16. Jay_Shrimper

    Chin Up Guys

    Chin Up Guys Look guys, were going through a very rough patch at the moment, but lets not get too downheartened. Last time we got relegated, we got relegated and then relegated again, so seriously, take a reality check people, did you seriously expect us to bounce straight back up again? With...
    • Jay_Shrimper
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    • brough didn eastwood heres league league one learning lose package physically suppor support
    • Replies: 30
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  17. team for saturday -

    the OS says Barratt, Macca and Morgan are all fit - and mentions Black is available. Also say a certain Leon chap is over his hamstring. Mr. Bailey is suspended - Black out wide ? Moussa ? Morgan ? a Tilson surprise package featuring Matty H ? Darryl anyone ? what do you think ?
  18. DTS

    Why did I open my mates parcel......My dilema

    This saturday I for the first time in ages had a day at home and did nothing. My only real aim for the day was to nip into Brighton centre and gets Mrs Dts's Xmas presents. I was meant to go at 10am but as my Hereenven side are doing well on Football Manager I didnt actaully leave till gone...
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    • Replies: 15
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  19. Irish_Shrimper

    T-Cup Quarter Finals - Fisher V Macpherson

    Tie 3 of the quarter finals sees surprise package Isla Fisher (glasgowsufc & museshrimper) fresh from her narrow victory over Kylie Minogue take on Elle Macpherson (uxbridge shrimper).
  20. canada shrimper

    blues world

    Hi folks I have the blues world package that allows me to get the highlights.I can't see anything when i click on the rrelevant game.It comes up that it is being shown but I see nothing.Any ideas how to solve the problem?
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