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mortgage
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Mortage advice?
Just a quick one I will throw over to all, as some of you have read I am in the process(like many others) of claiming back monies owed to the Mrs and me for unreasonable charges placed on our account over the last five years. The bank involved are the A***y, who also have my Mortage as well Know...- Winkle
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- banking claiming hes isnt money monies mortgage tossers
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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I know this is not very PC but....
Monday I got a call from a new cutomer called "Timothy" who has been recommended to me by the gay lads that invited me to the dinner party (See previous poll). Basically as you would expect he was looking to come into the office with his partner to chat about a mortgage for a penthouse he has...- DTS
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- brokers dressed flashed imo kim kiss money mortgage recommended
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Three biggest frustrations of your job.
JOB - MORTGAGE BROKER / IFA. Biggest frustrations are as follows. 1. Underwriters - They are basically all failed mortgage brokers who seem to spend there lives pulling wholes in perfectly good deals. Touch wood I dont get many declines now as I have done it for so long but you can get so...- DTS
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- brokers ifa mortgage pulling rate scum sole solicitor wholes
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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The Bank letter :)
Following on from Sam's letter to the bank .....:p Dear Sir: I am writing to thank you for bouncing the cheque with which I endeavoured to pay my plumber last month. By my calculations, some three nanoseconds must have elapsed between his presenting the check, and the arrival in my account...- Cricko2
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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More mortgage advice
I have applied for, and been accepted for a 100% mortgage. I have also made an offer on a property which has been accepted. This is our first time purchasing a property and we've been looking online to find out what happens. I have read that when it comes to exchanging contracts, this is...- lee_sufc
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- applied contracts deposit mortgage solicitors
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Mortgage advice
We're first time buyers and have recently received an "Agreement in Principle" for a mortgage. Does this mean that we have more or less for the mortgage or are there still more checks to be done?- lee_sufc
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- checks mortgage principle
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Mortgage for Shared Ownership?
Anyone here have any experience of obtaining a mortgage for a shared ownership property? Looking online, I am having trouble finding anything?!?- lee_sufc
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- mortgage shared
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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My work related dilema.
Right, Times are tough as a mortgage broker at the moment. The Bank of England have done all he can to make buying a less and less attractive proposition. As a result we are having to all the networking and calling on our resources we can to get us through a quiet period. As a result I am...- DTS
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Are women ever "really funny"?
Today is a bit slow in the cut and thrust world of mortgage broking. Ben in the office is my normal port of call for a chat but having only just come back to work he is playing catchup. Sandie and Mandi the other two in the office today are just talking about a load of old womans rubbish. It...- DTS
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- daw mortgage port remotely rubbish womans
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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IT Help Please.
Fellow S'Zoners..... HELP ME. I am using Microsoft Outlook as our email thing at work. Somehow I have managed to click something and when I used to hold down the 3 & Shift Symbol to get a £ sign I now get a # ??? Obivously as a mortgage broker the £ sign is pretty crucial. PLEASE HELP ME? Dave- DTS
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- microsoft mortgage shift
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Mortgage advice
Does anyone know any good mortgage advisors? I have very little basic knowledge of the ins and outs, but buying property is something I am seriously considering, and am in need of some good advice. Naturally my repping cannons would be flexed in a positive way Cheers Steve.- chadded
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- ive mortgage
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Moving Mortgages
Has anyone switched Mortgage recently? My reduced rate with Northern Rock is about to expire and I am looking for any decent deals that may be worth switching to.- Mad Cyril
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- ched mortgage mortgages rate rock
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Mortgage exit fee
I'm soon to pay my mortgage off but the Woolwich want to charge me £275 to do so. How can I avoid/reduce this? Seems a rip-off to me. :flamer:- RobM
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- mortgage reduce woolwich
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Bernard.
Just done a mortgage for a bloke called Bernard and it came to me that short of Bernie Friend who i dont actually know - This is the first non-celebrity Bernard I have ever know. Does anyone else know a Bernard and if so who is he? DtS- DTS
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- ard ber mortgage
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Brianstorm
They've only gone and done it again. Those Arctic Monkeys boys just make me feel 21 again. For a short while listening to their music they make me forget mortgage payments, work deadlines, targets and general adult crap. They are on their way to being the nearest thing we've ever had to The...- Ron Manager
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- arc deed mortgage music
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Mixing Business with pleasure.
Come on then lads.....We have all been there havent we. Got a bit to friendly with a customer or client. Most of the time in my book it ends in tears. I have been self employed as a mortgage broker for 2 years now and I have got to say it gives you so much opportunity to get hold of women its...- DTS
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- boyfriend cos croydon havent joi mortgage pulled
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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When Acts of Kindness
Last night I got to London Bridge for my usual 17.52pm back towards Brigthton. As I put my ticket through the barrier and looked up to Platform 9 it turned out to be a total bun fight due to the cancellation of the previous two Brighton bound trains. I took a picture on my mobile phone as...- DTS
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Females you have chased
We have not had a good old lads chat for a while and I think its about time we got another going. So my topic for today is "Who have you been dying to sleep with only to get there and be totally disapointed by there performance". Mine happened as recently as this summer. I was given a...- DTS
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- afford boarded boyfriend cos croydon fitting mortgage rees ski wish
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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My mates Dilema
The lads and I went on one of the tamest stag do's ever a few weeks ago. It was a good mate of ours who got married and we had planned a "crazy night" in London. Sadly the groom to be was taken into hospital with a chest complaint and decided clubbing his tits off till 4am wasnt a good idea so...- DTS
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Football on a Sunday
)Just in the process of doing a mortgage for an Italian bloke at the moment. Mad Inter fan. Anyway was talking about football and I was demostrating my complete lack of interest in Italian football when a good point cropped up. He said he is annoyed as he has to work on a Saturday and doesn't...- DTS
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- advocate devils easier foo jobs locally mortgage opticians
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat