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  1. Slipperduke

    Britain's Next Top Model

    I made the mistake of allowing Mrs Slipperduke to use the TV controller last night and paid for my lapse by being exposed to this horrible, nasty programme. Did anyone see it? It appears to be some kind of talent show, though it's anyone's guess what the 'talent' is. You knew there was a...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  2. The songs...time to vote ?

    did anyone see the ashort list of songs in the programme v. northampton for the club anthem.? There were 5 or 6 suggestions and all have their merits...but please can i make a plea that no-onre votes for "Blue Moon" which was one of those on the short list . After so many years without a proper...
  3. TrueBlue

    Showaddywaddy Crew Crewe trip report!!!

    Crewe vs SUFC - 6 HOURS TO CREWE Apologies for the lateness of this report, unfortunately my laptop decided to pack up at the most inconvenient time possible. There may be bits missed out because I have forgotten some details but here’s the report anyway as per usual (albeit a little late) of...
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    • ant arriving atmosphere barnard bon ched concede deed dru entered eventful exactly foo jackpot junction lanes moon mot outward pain pulled quicker relative rushing significant suppor support suspicious taxi upside winnings
    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  4. Ricey

    Michael Moon??`

    http://www.southendunited.premiumtv.co.uk/page/ReserveNewsDetail/0,,10444~1273158,00.html He is named in the reserve line up on the bench I have no idea who he is anyone fancy enlightening me??
  5. Exiled Shrimper

    Youth team update

    Southend United's Under-18 side drew 1-1 at Rushden & Diamonds this morning, dominating the fixture after taking the lead through trialist Michael Moon on 12 minutes. However, a second half equaliser midway through the period denied Blues' Youths all three points. The match report, compiled with...
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    • alba bishops ford fur hanks higgins joi jury league league one maidstone moon premier southendunited stones town youth
    • Replies: 20
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  6. A Bit Of Fun ..........*Why?*

    Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every two hours? If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat? Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when...
    • Cricko
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    • bathroom buildings burn dressed electricity especially faster fours helmets money moon oil outta pain paint quizzes reserved singing soup
    • Replies: 11
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  7. Vange Shrimper

    Thursday Pub Quiz Pt 6

    Usual rules, same 2 people banned from doing it, dont argue with me today, please! :D Enjoy.... 1. What is the southern hemisphere equivalent of the Aurora Borealis, also known as the Northern Lights? 2. What yellow fossilised resin was used as jewellery by the Greeks and Romans? 3. Who won...
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    • anderson apollo ban cup diet equivalent foo harrison ish jeffrey mister moon moore nile thunderbirds
    • Replies: 52
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  8. TrueBlue

    Under The Moon Of Love... Match Report!

    Yeovil - Showaddywaddy crew report! Written by Craig The Jock McKenzie! http://www.myspace.com/theshowaddywaddycrew 21 Feb 2008 Yeovil 0 SUFC 3 Having failed to fill the spare seat left by Sam the Showaddywaddy Crew left Stanford Macdonalds at 9am with the usual 'under the moon of...
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    • ard barnard continued cruise dru elephants exactly foo ford lose money moon mums ops pulled randomness shoe superb suppor support suprise twenty whore
    • Replies: 35
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  9. EnglandShrimper

    barnsley Fans not over the moon either...

    http://www.barnsleyfc.org.uk/bbs/forums/thread-view.asp?tid=91968&mid=591038#M591038
  10. Bielzibubz

    Frank Sinatra - The un-pc version..

    Sung to the tune of Strangers in the Night Strangers on my flight, turbans they're packin'. Wonderin' if they might, plan a hijacking. They could pull a stunt, before this flight is through. Something's on their minds. I saw them mutter. What that in their hands? Looks like box cutters, I'm...
  11. Napster

    Carl Hutchings

    Welcome From Carl Hutchings (8) Hi Everyone Welcome to the coolest blog on the web, over the next few months I wish to share with you some of the most important stuff that Ive learnt over the past 2 years that has help me change my life forever. First I wish to share with you a...
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    • Replies: 6
    • Forum: Ex-Shrimpers
  12. SamuraiBlue

    Amazing facts, nobody believes

    Following on from the handshakes thread, I once heard that you know everyone in the world through 5 people. Not hard to imagine looking at the thread. 'Know' of course means 'seen' or had some kind of contact with. It's one of theose mind blowing things that nobody believes. Here is another...
  13. Mad Cyril

    Southend High Street Owl man.

    What is the story with the bloke who wears Soviet era army surplus gear and sits in Southend high street with a couple of owls which he ferries about in a brightly painted trolley? Is he the same bloke who used to drink with an owl on his arm in the Half Moon in Rayleigh? Does he live in old...

  14. Ponder These

    Can you cry under water? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches? Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round? Why do you have to "put your two cents...
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    • ant asteroid bathroom bra buildings cracks didn disease disney doctors ead electricity ell fours heaven hes meat money moon oil professor rees singing soup stopped trap
    • Replies: 6
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  15. Matt Woollard

    I am sure most of you recall we had a couple of Whips for Matt at the SZBC meets ...The total collected was £70. I have spoken to Matt personally recently and he is over the moon with the kind efforts of all. He was actually speechless at one point..He is going to meet a few of us before the...
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    • collected money moon speechless spread
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  16. Richard_Cadette

    A New Shrimper is on it's way.......

    Afternoon Ladies and Gents, I can happily report today that Mrs Cadette will be giving birth to a baby boy (Richard Cadette Junior if you will!) in early December! Another Shrimper on it's way I am pleased to say - I mean it would have been a Shrimperette had it of been a Girl but there is...
  17. Clarky_Blues

    A New Shrimper

    It is with great pleasure to announce that a new junior Shrimper has entered the world! Joshua Taylor Clark was born last Thursday 5th July at 4.39am weighing in at 7lb 8oz. As you can imagine I am over the moon and cannot wait to introduce him to the wonderful world of Southend United FC...
  18. DTS

    Will we sign anyone before Friday 5pm.

    This week is the last week in June and a number of players seem to be on the move. Whilst I am not worried I think for the sake of my nails which are being worn down more and more as we speak I would like to see someone else come in. I know it takes time, players are away, agents are looking...
  19. CC51DAS

    Now for Barnsley

    There are a number of comments about this on various threads but as this match is now of such extreme importance , thought it would be worth starting a new thread where we can share our hopes and feelings . I said elsewhere that we should not under-estimate Barnsley - a bit of a bogey team to...
  20. Richard_Cadette

    I Love it when I am wrong!

    I dont hate to say it, in fact I am over the moon to say it - I was completely wrong!! I have berated both the team and the management after the last two dismal performances, and quite rightly so, and I didnt think we stood a cat in hells chance today, but I have got to hand it to both Tilly...
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