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  1. Rob Noxious

    Best gig ever attended?

    I'm assuming this has been done at least once before but... I've just been compiling a CD for my step-son and rediscovered a fantastic track by Richard Hell & The Voidoids, 'The Kid With The Replaceable Head,' which reminded me of the first time I saw him live, supporting Elvis Costello at The...
  2. The Flying Scotsman

    UFO's Part II

    Given the owners of this glorious site have withdrawn my right of reply in relation to the debate about UFO's, I feel I should add the following. Unidentified flying object (commonly abbreviated UFO) is a popular term for any seemingly aerial phenomenon that is not readily identified. Research...
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    • aerial airplane appearing artificial cas cases categories core define esses following fur ghost identified imo military missile moon pain para paranormal prolific rees reliable religious similar stated
    • Replies: 8
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  3. Aberdeen Shrimper

    Man Rules!

    At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally, the guys' side of the story. We always hear'the rules' From the female side ...Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered '1 ' ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind...
    • Aberdeen Shrimper
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    • ched christopher commercials hassle moon numbered prepared shoes somewhere
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  4. CC51DAS

    That special feeling that fans of 'big'clubs miss out on

    It must be dull following a 'big' team. Watching your favourites playing 'big' teams every week and scoring against them routinely. How can that compare with the excitement of watching your local 'minnows' take on a 'massive' club once in a blue moon and if you're lucky scoring once or even...

  5. Nicky Bailey: Shouldn't really gloat but .....

    I've just had a look at the Championship league table. I wonder if Nicky Bailey is still as over the moon as he was in September over his dream move to Charlton? Still at least we can see him back at Roots Hall next season if we don't make the paly-offs. Unless of course he is offered another...
  6. Slipperduke

    Score It, O'Hara!

    Someone really needs to find out what Harry Redknapp is saying at half-time, because if we can patent and market it, we'll make a fortune. After an abject first half at White Hart Lane, Tottenham burst into life in the second, scoring four goals in twenty minutes, helped in no small way by the...
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    • bentley ched chimney continued convincing dawson deficit dreadful dressed eventful flowing fortune frazier hara mccann money moon oil pulled reportedly twenty warmer wasn
    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum

  7. Do I celebrate?

    I couldnt get tickets in our end for the game tomorrow so i'm sitting in the Chelsea end with my dad. Now, IF we manage to get a goal tomorrow, i'm going to be over the moon and want to jump around like a loony but should I do this or not?
  8. Irish_Shrimper

    Interview with an Exile - Part 11: The tables have turned!

    Hi folks, This will be the final Interview with an Exile for Series 1, and I thought I would give some of the people I have cheekily edited on here over the past few months the opportunity to get their own back. So in the series finale, I am answering the questions! Would like to thank...
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    • accent ant approve atmosphere barrier blockbusters bra checks ched commotion concede didn dre easier edited fur goldfish hall hall of fame hanks hasn hut imo ish lauren moon predictio pres rabbit roots shelter shoes snide southminster stansted tilly toss town twelve vanessa wax wouldn
    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  9. Smiffy

    TBV/SZ Pub for Chelsea - United for Southend

    Following on from the thread in the Away forum(http://www.shrimperzone.com/vb/showthread.php?t=46472). I put forward the idea of all meeting up in Leicester Square early doors for some serious drinking, singing and flag hanging!... Easy enough route from there to Stamford Bridge aswell...
  10. Ricey

    A Bit of Fun We Have Signed Christophe!!!

    Was speaking to Francis Laurent and he has told me that he is over the moon about signing on for a longer period and then I asked about Christophe and he said 'he signed to'. The fee is unknown I did ask him but no doubt we will hear the official story soon. Just thought I would let everyone...

  11. Zane Lowe Masterpieces - Rage Against The Machine

    Yes I know, Zane Lowe is a complete tw*t (could he be a late entrant for Battle of the Tools?!). However last night he played in full, Rage Against The Machines self-title album, as part of his Masterpieces series. I didn't listen to it last night, but have just blasted the album out in...
    • Pubey
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    • didn fecking lowe moon music prodigy ran roses tools
    • Replies: 10
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  12. duncan bulgaria

    My old man is a hoodie and a criminal

    Could help but laugh when i spoke to my old man yesterday as he was telling me that now he has his free bus pass he has been reaping the rewards of being retired by taking my muv into classy establishments like the five bells and the moon and square ?? in Basildon ( lucky lady ). Anyway he...
  13. DTS

    My weird day trip to Bristol.

    Decided to go to Bristol Rovers as its getting close to baby time and I want to be close enough to home so that I can get back incase MrS DtS decided to pop. As we have three weeks to go a look at the fixture list told me this was the last one I could aim for. I am allowing myself home games as...
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    • aas approx bear boarded boris brough burger cables chums didn didnt dressed dts eaten electrical grotty hadn hes icke ickets literally money moon mph music parenting pork relative sons spread taxi town unknown walls zombies
    • Replies: 15
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  14. Crabby Shrimper

    Couple of local Youtube vids

    Just got sent these via Facebook, and have to say they do bring back some memories for an exile! Everyone's gone to the moon (on the square) Hit me with your bazzo stick Well, they amused me anyway
  15. CC51DAS

    Virgin Galactic space tourism and Ritchie Foran - a denial by the club

    I have today received a message from a club representative who wished to assure me that there was no validity in my recent comment that 'Ritchie Foran should be put on the moon, but I doubt that the club can afford it'. Apparently a seat has been reserved for Foran on the inaugural Virgin...
  16. Slipperduke

    Cristiano Ronaldo's endorsement

    I interviewed Ron Harris, the legendary Chelsea defender, at Stamford Bridge once and it was a real eye-opener. As we sat, drinking coffee and chatting about Jose Mourinho, people walked past with their eyes on stalks. Fathers could be overheard telling their sons, "That's Ron Harris, that is...
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    • blades category champions ched compares contributions cup didn exactly hasn knife league legacy liverpool mandela money moon pulling qui ran riches shirt ski sons trademark trophy wasn wish
    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  17. Winkle

    Somebody elses shoes?

    Before I spend the rest of the day laying out the garden studying for an exam next week ,I am under strict instuctions from the beloved not to spend all day on my P.C as I would get nothing done.............. Tough darling your at work and its my dayoff so there. Anyway Its Quite simple really...
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    • beloved exam filling lived moon music presley qui shoes
    • Replies: 26
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  18. bertiebigbanana

    Had this e-mailed to me today...

    thought i'd share it. Headed 'the guy's rules' 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or...
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    • ched christopher commercials hassle headed lying moon prepared shoes somewhere sports
    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  19. sufc_tom

    Why...?

    Email I got... Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat? Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough? Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Why does someone believe you...
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    • bathroom buildings burn dressed electricity faster fours helmets money moon oil outta pain paint quizzes reserved singing soup
    • Replies: 11
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  20. * ORM *

    Worth every penny of the licence fee

    Tonight's One Life on BBC1 - evocative, moving and funny and by far the best hour spent in front of the box for many a moon. Did anyone else watch it. hard to believe it is the same channel that throws our money at complete waster no talents like Graham Norton.
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    • bbc fro ive money moon norton throws
    • Replies: 11
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
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