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  1. fbm

    the fbm view and ratings

    Tilly said it wouldn't be pretty. Bentley said it would be ugly. Neither were lying. Chester have to be the most cynical side I have ever seen at the Hall.  I would hate to have to watch that rubbish every week and they started time-wasting in the first few minutes.  Every time they got the...
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    • Replies: 31
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  2. Smiffy

    White Crimbo...

    So what do we all reckon? Anyone taken the odds of around 4 or 5's for ONE yes ONE flake of snow to fall on the BBC Weather Centre?!.... Me personally i dont think it will snow on christmas day, BUT my sources indicate it could in the week leading up to the big day itself, so we could...
  3. Grayson

    Fredy fee

    my dad went to a party last night and spoke to a reliable source (who i cannot reveal as he was told in confidence). He said that the fee for fredy was 20k, with an addition of 5k if we get promoted. I dont know of any sell-on clauses though. IMO, this is a huge bargain for him, and i cant...

  4. NOW WHO,S A CHEAT COL U

    Just watched BBC look east and when the cheating scum scored there goal to get level there was a blackpool player lying prostrate in the penalty area injured and did they kick it out did they heck as like . Isnt it strange when Drew scored in the home leg of the LDV area final they called us...

  5. well done boyz, you beat 11 men and two officials

    WELL DONE, ABSOLUTLEY BRILLIANT... every single player in a red shirt (and fatty flavs in a green kit ) was tonite brilliant !!! in the thirty odd years ive watched the blues ive never seen a team work so hard and play such entertaining football , not only did we outplay the carrot...
    • jokercomedyclub
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    • blues ched entertaining foo football fro ive ley lying ran scum seated shirt
    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  6. Todays game...

    I dont think anyone had a bad game and Barrett, Maher + Dudfield were outstanding. Dudfield + Bramble caused their defence problems all afternoon. Rushden were the worst side I've seen in ages, well done Stuart Robson! Back to the conference I think! Why did they make 2 changes...
  7. The Eternal Optimist

    Sheep Jokes

    A researcher is conducting a survey into sheep shagging. First of all he visits a Cornish farmer. 'So, Cornish farmer, how do you shag your sheep?' 'Well, I take the hind legs of the sheep and put them down my wellie boot and take the front legs of the sheep and put them over a...

  8. Some

    >1. Phone answering machine message - "...If you want to buy marijuana, press the hash key..." > >2. A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only cling film for >shorts. The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts." > >3. I went to buy some...
    • sufc_stu
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    • acid battery boom checks cliff curran doctors eating elephants fireworks grass lying meat muscle proving pulled singing
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  9. Its been a while but...

    black hole A woman goes to the gynecologist for the first time...she's lying on her back with her feet in the stirrups when the doctor comes in. He lifts up the sheet and recoils in shock. 'My goodness', he says, 'You have a HUGE pussy!' She's upset, of course, and...
  10. palexander

    Mens 'Rules'

    > >>Subject: The Rules > >> > >>We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the > >>rules from the > >>male side. These are our rules:- > >> > >>Please note... these are all numbered "1." ON...
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    • ched christopher commercials ell hassle lying moon numbered prepared rate shoes somewhere sports subtle
    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
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