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  1. Shrimpersunited

    CocaCola Add a ZERO weekend!!

    With Southend United lying 27th in the CocaCola buy a player competition with £2279.50, this weekend could help us out. CocaCola have decided that as of the 16th march (12pm) - 19th march (12pm) if you buy a CocaCola ZERO promotional pack then you could win 10x as much for Southend. For...
  2. Suffolk Shrimper In Dorset

    A bright new day dawns in Suffolk

    There is not a breath in the air, all is still as the sun starts its journey up into an expectant crystal clear blue sky only streaked with early plane trails off to foriegn lands (and Cole Ewe). An early morning frost is quickly burnt away - the chill dawn will soon warm up, and the first...
  3. South Bank Hank

    Tommy Cooper

    You can't beat a bit of Tommy so which was his best? 1. Two blondes walk into a building..........you'd think at least one of them would have seen it. 2. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any. 3. I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50...
    • South Bank Hank
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    • acid battery boom checks cliff curran eating elephants fireworks lying meat proving pulled
    • Replies: 13
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  4. fbm

    Mahers sending off

    Despite our skippers assertions and the inconsistencies in Duguid's account to the referees, I think we should just let this lie. Firstly, the video is inconclusive. All you can clearly make out is Mahers arm being waved. You can't tell whether it hits Duguid or not. The ref and his...
  5. C C Csiders

    Shambolic.....

    I have never ever posted a negative post on here........ ......until now. Frankly the defending is an absolute embarrasment. Just look at the goals we have conceded this season. Virtually all of how goals against, and watch the video evidence, sees at least one, but usually two or three...
  6. MrB

    West Ham fans

    From Football Unlimited: Roeder reveals tumour taunts - former Hammers manager asked by fans: 'Why didn't you die three years ago?' Potential investors be warned, involvement in West Ham is not for the faint-hearted. Former Hammers boss Glenn Roeder has revealed the extent of the...

  7. Wrongun & UBSShrimper

    Although i am new to this "chit-Chat" business i'm a daily reader of Shrimperzone & very good friends with "The Wrongun" & have also been a fan of the Blues for the best part of 25 years..... It was my source that told me that Matt harold was going to sign for us...
    • UBSSHRIMPER
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    • eating jcrcr lying rubbish
    • Replies: 38
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  8. Slipperduke

    A Bit Of Fry & Olly

    Ah, I've been waiting to do this for a long time. Just before the World Cup we happy few here at Icons.com were tasked with creating a new football podcast. We were given a little bit of budget to make a pilot episode of something that would hopefully get snapped up by a big sponsor...
    • Slipperduke
    • Thread
    • cigarettes cup foo lying military olly two minutes
    • Replies: 13
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  9. Friday Jokes

    What's the definition of the bravest man in the world?? The man who comes home drunk, covered in lipstick and smelling of perfume, then slaps his wife on the backside and says: "You're next, fatty." ----------------------------------------------------------- Man walks into...
    • SUFCFARAWAY
    • Thread
    • bedroom ched deed derelict dru fro loading lying packing perfume prostitutes res stated supermarket
    • Replies: 8
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  10. Andy_S

    Garry Cross

    Couldn't make Milton Keynes today, so I made the short trip (for me) to Thurrock for their game with Hayes. 158 other hardy (most would say stupid) souls put up with an absolute stinker of a game in arctic temperatures in amongst the M25 and A13. Garry Cross saved a point for Thurrock with...
    • Andy_S
    • Thread
    • arc foo ish keynes lying milton souls
    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Ex-Shrimpers
  11. pickledseal

    the ebay items...

    ebay these seem to be raising more than shirts they are really individual items (cards and backboard) if only i had a few more quids lying about....
  12. DTS

    I want this issue taken further.

    I am sick of recieveing texts and emails from people asking what went on & callings us all sorts of names. I am seats away from Fat Maher & nothing happended other than the same abuse any keeper would take. I even recall Fat Maher clapping him as he came towards the goal. Hardly the actions of...
  13. Xàbia Shrimper

    A Reply

    Good evening Firstly allow me to apologise for what is blanket response to individual e-mails. Secondly thank you for taking an interest in www.boyfrombrazil.co.uk. We try to make a website which engenders debate and discussion and on this occasion we have no doubt done that. While it is not...
    • Xàbia Shrimper
    • Thread
    • ant behaviour bradford deed didn ell esses essex factual foo football ive lying mails phrase southend southend united stress suppor tacking wish writer
    • Replies: 17
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  14. LIAR!

    Lying Scumbag! Also it says on the OS the Goat has been playing through the pain barrier over the past few weeks with a dislocated collarbone, hopefully now the spell on the sidelines will see him reach full fitness again so he can get back to being the player he was for the first couple of...
  15. Sandbach Shrimper

    Today's Echo

    Was anyone else really p*ssed off by today's letter in the Echo? If you haven't seen it, someone was moaning at Tilson because he's been too laid back about the last 3 games. He says he needs to lift the squad and re-kindle the determination. The funniest thing is he says that Tilly...

  16. Off To Notts Now

    George Bush has a heart attack and dies.   He goes to hell where the devil is waiting for him. "I don't know what to do," says the devil.   "You are on the list but I have no room for you.  You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got three folks here who...

  17. Trivia

    1. A man rode into town on Friday, stayed for three days and three nights and then rode out, again on Friday. How could this be possible? 2. I am so fragile that when you say my name you break me. What am I? 3. I can run, but I can't walk. I've got a mouth, but I can't talk. I have a head...
    • SUFCFARAWAY
    • Thread
    • aeroplane cos locks lying pulled stopped town
    • Replies: 10
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  18. Scamps

    chris kamara resonse

    The other week i emailed Chris Kamara, asking him what he thought about southend. Here's what i wrote and he's response. What do u think? Are you surprised how Southend are doing this season, because you always seem to put us down? Do you still think we will go down this season? I...
    • Scamps
    • Thread
    • cup didn eastwood foo football freddy eastwood goa hall ive league lying maso rock roots roots hall southend steve tilson
    • Replies: 18
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  19. sufcintheprem

    Apologies to any stewards on here...

    8-36 am My alarm clock goes off, it’s a match day today and the culmination of a heavy weeks safety training, I've spent the whole week at the Stadium learning to walk up and down stairs, I'm yet to have as many gold stars as my friend Dave but I do think I chose the right career path instead of...
    • sufcintheprem
    • Thread
    • alarm chuck continued ead easier firms hazard icke ickets ive joi laughs learning liberties lying makers meaningless nobody pensioners peoples premier premises remove riots screaming shoes singing stairs stress suppor wore
    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  20. Joke of t'day

    A Welsh man called daps buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant, and phones a vet for help. The vet tells him that he should try artificial insemination. The farmer doesn't have the slightest idea what...
    • Guest
    • Thread
    • ant artificial didn ead grass lying measure phones proceeds rover wakes
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
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