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  1. Harold Bishop Killer

    Chat Up Lines

    All guys have been there. You are in a bar and you notice a young hotty over in the corner. You catch given you a quick glance. You look back again to make sure it wasnt the alcohol playing tricks on you. no definitely she was checking you out. Your heart races that little bit more, you begin to...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  2. Harold Bishop Killer

    If The World Was A Village Of A 1000 People

    If we could reduce the world’s population to a village of precisely 100 people, with all existing human ratios remaining the same, the demographics would look something like this: The village would have 60 Asians, 14 Africans, 12 Europeans, 8 Latin Americans, 5 from the USA and Canada...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  3. Slipperduke

    This is a vital season for Arsenal

    At this time of year, particularly in the UK, it's not unusual to be struck down by the post-holiday blues. Everywhere you look you can see the sad, sun-tanned faces of those who have let their problems ebb away on a hot beach, only to return home to the sickening blow of normality. For some...
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    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  4. C C Csiders

    Paralympics

    This is possibly one for the All Sports Section. However, I am getting increasingly tired, and frankly narked, by the continual reference to the London Olympics of 2012 as The 2012 Olympic and Paralympic Games. I am sorry if I offend anyone as it's not intended, but to my mind the Paralympics...
  5. callan

    Interview with a Zoner - Part 4.

    Todays interview is with Ldnfatso, sadly like many of todays generation despite being born to white anglo saxon parents he believes he’s black. Easily recognisable in the south upper where he sports a Hoodie top, jeans ten sizes to big for him and a Rastafarian hat, So Strap yourselves in...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  6. Slipperduke

    Rafa Benitez

    In an ideal world, Rafa Benitez would have flown back to England with the rest of us on Monday, tingling with excitement after watching one of the finest international tournaments in decades and clutching a notepad full of potential summer signings. In an ideal world, as manager of one of the...
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    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  7. DTS

    Help needed with an excuse.

    Right - Got home yesterday and found that myself and Mrs DtS have been invited to a wedding. The lucky couple are one of my best mates sisters and her hubby. I know the couple quite well as my mate Mike has been one of my best mates since I was sixteen and we virtually lived at his house for...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  8. ldnfatso

    Which pup sh!t itself first?

    Which of Supershrimper1 pups sh!t itself first?
  9. The Big Dady

    Layer Road Auction Dates Confirmed

    Layer Road Auction Dates Confirmed From Col Ewe OS http://www.cu-fc.premiumtv.co.uk/page/News/0,,10424~1328134,00.html Colchester United fans will be able to get their hands on parts of the club history when the U's hold a special auction at Layer Road later this year. As the club prepare...
  10. Tommy2holes

    Identity fraud not really getting it.....

    My mum has just found out that since she moved a fraudster has redirected mail from her old address and applied for 3 credit cards and a loan for 5k with a bank she doesnt bank with. Ok i understand that its easy to aply with someone else's details for loans etc but the part i dont get is if...
  11. Slipperduke

    Sepp Blatter

    You can say what you like about Sepp Blatter, and most people do, but he certainly doesn't lack the courage of his convictions. His proposal that football clubs should limit themselves to just five foreign players by 2012 is going to upset some very powerful people. Not that Blatter cares, of...
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    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  12. Crabby Shrimper

    Best PS1 game intro, ever!

    Heard a piece of music today (Intermezzo, from Cavalleria Rusticana) and it made me think back to playing Actua Soccer 3 on the PS1. The game itself wasn't that great, but, in my opinion, it did contain probably the best opening sequences to a video game ever...
  13. Slipperduke

    Capello

    Here in the UK, the TV companies who fought bitterly for the rights to screen the European Championships are now desperately trying to find a way of making them appeal to a sulking nation. One station leads its advertising campaign with footage of people in the street being asked who they'll...

  14. Come on you Shrimpers!!!

    Leeds fan in peace (we're not all b@stards). I really hope you do well tonight lads, we are the two teams with the best form entering the play-offs and that in itself would make for a brilliant finale to the season. I'm sure you are as nervous as we were, but take a step back, remember your...
  15. Slipperduke

    David James

    It is a testament to David James' resilience that he has worked so hard to overcome his injury in time for today's FA Cup Final, but the lure of the big game is only part of his motivation. James, for all of his heroics this season, is more aware than most that when it comes to the FA Cup Final...
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    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  16. Slipperduke

    Lee Trundle is overweight

    Lee Trundle is overweight, he has a double chin and if he entered the 100m sprint against a tortoise, an elderly shirehorse and a small brick, no-one could guarantee him a place on the podium. He has also just put Bristol City one game away from a place in the Premier League with a strike that...
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    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  17. Slipperduke

    The battle for survival

    The only excitement that comes close to the battle for the Premier League is the fight to merely stay in it for another season. The financial rewards of the top flight are now so vast that relegation is no longer an occupational hazard that can be thrown off with one straight-forward recovery...
  18. Slipperduke

    The Curse Of White Hart Lane.

    When rumours of talks between Tottenham Hotspur and Luka Modric's representatives leaked out, I assumed foul play. With Arsenal, Chelsea and Liverpool all thought to be sniffing around the young Croatian midfielder, surely Modric's agent was releasing an SOS call to the big guns. A kind of...
  19. The Big Shrimp

    Have Crutches Will Travel - The Big Shrimp In Carlisle

    How do I start about Saturday's trip to Carlisle? I had a great day? Yes, but it barely sufficient to say just that. Superb, brilliant, memorable etc etc, might just about do it justice! Despite loads of people questioning my sanity about doing the long trek to the frozen North (there was even...
  20. shrimperman

    Northampton - from an ex-exiled shrimper!

    Evening all, I don't post on any messageboards anymore but browse from time to time and use to post on here a bit. Anyway, I've been away travelling for a year or so, Swansea was first game since being back, and today my second. To maybe give a bit of perspective I thought I'd leave my thoughts...
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    • Replies: 11
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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