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  1. londonblue

    Tuesday's Match is Off...

    ...and on, according to the BBC. In fact, it's off and replaced by itself. BBC Muppets. Or do they know something we don't?

  2. Queen/the ban.......my view

    cheers to everyone who supported me through the diffulcult times,blimey during the ban i have stood in the corner wearing a long pointed hat for 3 days!! the ban itself, the mods/owners acted correctly and fair play to them for showing common sense in reducing the ban from 1 month . the...
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    • Replies: 38
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  3. Slipperduke

    Chelsea Fall To Resurgent Roma

    This wasn't in the script. Chelsea were supposed to go to Italy, ease their way past a struggling Roma side and secure their place in the knock-out stages with two games to spare. The side that had suffered five consecutive defeats and were hovering above Serie A's relegation zone were supposed...
    • Slipperduke
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    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  4. Irish_Shrimper

    Col U, the very wet Irish, and SZ rogues gallery

    Saturday started off as any other of our travels over to see Southend: Leaving for the airport at 4am. Conditions were cold, but no rain. Yet. Arrived at the very rain swept Stansted at 7:55am to grab the bus later to Southend, and got dropped off on Victoria Avenue at 10:50. Rain was so bad...
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    • Replies: 39
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  5. Slipperduke

    Arsenal Lose, Four-All

    Arsene Wenger stared down his inquisitor, apparently caught between contempt and fury. A 4-4 draw at home to Tottenham, under any circumstances, is a poor result, but to be asked where he thought he, "lost the game," seemed to be pushing it a little. "We did not lose," he said slowly. "I must...
    • Slipperduke
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    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  6. Slipperduke

    Barton Gets Toon Out Of Jail

    You can say whatever you like about his moral compass, and I've certainly used several pages of this newspaper to do that in the past, but you cannot question Joey Barton's courage. On his first full game since being released from prison, the occasional Newcastle midfielder smashed home an early...
    • Slipperduke
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    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  7. Slipperduke

    Kinnear Kickstarts Shola Show

    Could it be that Mike Ashley has actually made a sensible decision? The man whose baffling policies have crippled Newcastle United in little over a year doesn't get much right, but in the recruitment of Joe Kinnear, of all people, he might allow himself a smile. The forgotten man of English...
    • Slipperduke
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    • Replies: 13
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  8. Ayrshire Blue

    iPhone Help

    The screen has gone blank, still making the noise when you unlock it so it hasn't turned itself off and it wont seem to turn off/on either. Any ideas ?
  9. Hotman

    Things that I Have Learnt From Reading The Sun

    Things that I Have Learnt From Reading The Sun -For every four birthdays you have, a Page 3 girl only has one. It's like the Leap Year of tits. -If you are featured in the Problem Page photo story (continues tomorrow), chances are you are an attractive woman, who accidentally lezzes her...
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    • Replies: 25
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  10. More West Ham grief?

    Just as America seems to have bailed itself out of the credit crunch, it seems that the entire country of Iceland is in verge of going bankrupt! The country owns nine times it's gross domestic product and the Icelandic government has no money to bail out teetering Icelandic banks. Of course a...
  11. MrB

    FC - Week 14

    So who's got something to play for? We'll be having a good old fashioned bot bash today. Though our line up is not exactly wonderful itself!
  12. seany t

    Dragon to sit on the Union Flag (AKA Jack)?

    One to get all you patriotic folk fuming - the Welsh want some kind of representation on the national flag: http://www.creativereview.co.uk/crblog/dragon-to-sit-on-union-jack/#comments An admittedly slightly old debate now, but one that's resurrected itself after the Olympics. Personally, I...
  13. Boreham Shrimper

    Breaking News Celebrity Announcer for Borient on Tuesday

    I haven't seen this reported anywhere else on here so I thought I'd put it up. In today's Blues Exclusive email, it is written that there will be a celebrity announcer for the evening as part of a new feature for Soccer AM: Suggestions?
  14. Ron Manager

    Life In The A-League

    Before I headed off to Oz I said I'd write a regular blog about what it's like supporting a team on the other side of the world. Here is my first effort by way of an introduction to the Queensland Roar - Queensland Roar vs Adelaide United – 24th August 2008 Come On! Imagine this scenario...
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    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  15. Southend_Lady

    Women Vs Men drivers

    After reading the thread about the twit of a woman driving into the gas mains in Benfleet and the few slightly sexist remarks that followed, it made me think about which of the sexes really is the worse drivers. Don't get me wrong, Im the first to admit that there are plenty of idiot women...
  16. Harold Bishop Killer

    Commentary

    1. Weightlifting commentator: 'This is Gregorieva from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.' 2. Dressage commentator: 'This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.' 3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: 'I owe...

  17. Time to back the kids from the stands

    With Bailey on his way today and not wanting to play because of his bruised ego it seems we are going to have a midfield partnership of a couple of kids (Moussa and Grant) this weekend and possibly a few games after until Macca comes back or we get fresh blood in. Moose is 19, Grant is 21...

  18. Southend United - BettingZone's Bronze bet of the day

    http://www.bettingzone.co.uk/football/betting/story_get.cgi?STORY_NAME=betting/08/08/05/manual_103829.html The point here isn't the bet itself, it's the take on our prospects from an outsider. I think the most pertinent point he makes is that regardless of whether or not we have signed...
  19. Mr. Benedict

    Prediction League News *Please Read* Prediction League Rules 2008-09.

    Morning all, For those that played last year the rules of the PL will need no introduction, although please note that I have slightly amended the bonus point system and introduced a couple of new initiatives for those that want to maximise their weekly scores. Posting Fixtures 1. At the...
  20. South Bank Hank

    Zone Update More changes for the Zone

    Over the next couple of weeks, we'll be looking to implement a few more improvements to the Zone, some of them being fairly significant in terms of the overall experience. Since we're unable to load new modifications into a testing area, we sometimes have to run tests live on the forum itself...
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