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SZ's Southend United Hall of Fame - Stan Collymore
The next man up for election to the Southend United Hall of Fame is Stanley Victor Collymore. I think Stan might be the first man to divide opinion sufficiently to have a few no votes. After all, longevity is one of the criteria and Stan only graced a Southend shirt thirty-three times and...- Yorkshire Blue
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High Praise From Essex Rival
It's not often that Southend United are praised in a local rival's publication but this is what will be appearing in one club's upcoming programme: - "hats off to Southend United, the pride of Essex this week, who stunned the football world with a superb 1-1 draw at...- Thorpe Groyney
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What did you do...
When Peter Clarke headed us into a replay at Roots Hall in the last minute? After seeing The Big Shrimp's effort to bring down the Shed End with his flying punch, I thought we should all share our moment of absolute and complete euphoria.- Forever A Shrimper
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Chelsea, the Irish, and Richie Foran, Richie Richie Foran
Just back in the land of leprechauns a couple of hours after a great trip. Travelled over in Billy no mates style again for my 5th match of the season, and it was a teeny tiny bit better than the Huddersfield one last time :D Started off Saturday morning leaving Limerick at 4:30 am, for a...- Irish_Shrimper
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Our little trip to Chelsea
I awoke at 4am in need of a wee and stumbled out of bed. One empty bladder later I attempted to get back to the land of nod, no chance. So I surfaced, got dressed and tip toed into the kitchen for a cuppa. Got bored with the telly so tormented the cat for a while by making out I was going to let...- Benfleet A1
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Legal to pee in Nottingham
An absolute classic from bbc.co.uk - http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/nottinghamshire/7798194.stm City hit by 'legal to pee' prank People should ignore signs telling them that it is legal to urinate in certain public places in Nottingham, the city council said. The signs, which were...- Ron Manager
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Arsenal Still Not Very Good
Arsenal are the architects of their own problems sometimes. Their failure to secure top spot in Group G can be attributed directly to their inability to beat a woeful Fenerbahce side at The Emirates earlier in the campaign. That traditional tale of misplaced opportunities and wasted dominance...- Slipperduke
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- Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
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The National Debt
1. Is the country headed for Bankruptcy ? We are 42nd of 43 in the debt league per capita compared with Gross Domestic Product. Only USA below UK. 2. any ideas how are we ever going to reverse this trend ? or 3. Are we going to leave this problem for our chidren and future generations to...- Irate Ian
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Scolari Knows The Price Of Failure
Luiz Felipe Scolari is all too aware of the ramifications of failure at Chelsea. High expectations and high expenditure means a low tolerance for poor results. "Now we need to beat Cluj," he said after drawing with Bordeaux on Wednesday night. "But if I thought my players did not have the...- Slipperduke
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Woeful Reds Ravaged By Redknapp
The Tottenham Hotspur revival continues. Not content with robbing Liverpool blind in the League ten days ago, Harry Redknapp's resurgent warriors battered them in the League Cup as well. This emphatic and fully deserved 4-2 victory means that the North London side have racked up an astonishing...- Slipperduke
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Don't read if you are of a nervous dispostion
A true story and its source was the Australian Quarantine Inspection Service in Adelaide. A bloke and his family were on holidays in the United States and went to Mexico for a week. An avid cactus fan, the man bought one-metre high, rare and expensive cactus there. On arrival back home...- canveyshrimper
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Barton Gets Toon Out Of Jail
You can say whatever you like about his moral compass, and I've certainly used several pages of this newspaper to do that in the past, but you cannot question Joey Barton's courage. On his first full game since being released from prison, the occasional Newcastle midfielder smashed home an early...- Slipperduke
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My Life as a Shrimper PREVIEW PART THREE
MY LIFE AS A SHRIMPER PREVIEW PART THREE This is the third short review of the newly published Book “My life as a Shrimper” The story of my personal journey supporting Southend United. We had been relegated after six years in the second tier but if we thought life would be easy we were...- DoDTS
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Rafa's Tactics Secure Win
The journey back from London to Liverpool is a long one and, if any of the American contingent from Anfield bothered to make it, you rather hope that someone sat next to them on the bus and told them exactly why they were returning with three points. This victory wasn't due to their only notable...- Slipperduke
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Shepherd's Bush Shrimper's Scunny Report
Apologies for the delay with this one. Makes less depressing reading than reports of our humping in Bristol though.... It’s fair to say that the North Lincolnshire and East Yorkshire region is not a happy hunting ground for us Shrimpers. We very rarely seem to pick up points at the lovely...- Uncle Leo
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Scolari Glad of 'Ugly' Chelsea
Don't worry, they can still win ugly. Chelsea may have proved this season that they're capable of playing breathtaking football, but they needed a reprisal of the hard-working, tough-tackling days of Jose Mourinho in order to overturn Roma at Stamford Bridge last night. The Italians arrived in...- Slipperduke
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Revell against Swindon
Quality game from Revs, worked his socks and a good headed goal too. Obviously meant alot to him to get off the mark at the Hall judging by his celebrations!- JoshC
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Let's all laugh at Col Ewe - episode 17324
http://forum.cu-fcchat.com/viewforum.php?f=5 Not happy bunnies, are they, and who can blame them? After several years of taking pride in behaving like the most despisable set of ***** in the entire FL their fans are seeing their club, allegedly geared for long term Championship status both on...- Sussex Shrimper
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Platini Has Sold Us Out
The arrival of Michel Platini as the head of UEFA was supposed to herald a new dawn for European football. It was the ascent of a footballing legend, a lover of the game, into a position of great power. What a shame that he's turned out to be just like the faceless bureaucrats he replaced...- Slipperduke
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Stalemate at Stamford Bridge
Apologies, it was such a rush to get this out in time that I forgot to SZ it! See if you can spot the ****-ups.... So near and yet so far. Manchester United came within ten minutes of ending Chelsea's extraordinary 85 game unbeaten run at Stamford Bridge, pegged back by that most unlikely of...- Slipperduke
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