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Rnd1 Heat 14: The Cosby Mysteries v Sons of Anarchy
The Cosby Mysteries (Southchurch Groyney) v Sons of Anarchy (Moridin) The Cosby Mysteries was a television mystery series starring Bill Cosby. It was Cosby's first television show since The Cosby Show (which ended in the spring of 1992) and lasted only one season (1994-1995)...- Jedi Shrimper
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If there was a Civil War??
One of Glasgow’s comments on another thread prompted me to start this one. Imagine that Civil War broke out in the UK and you were put in charge of a unit of 10 men/women. These 10 men/women would be the elite of the elite and all hand chosen by yourself from fellow Zone members. You...- Aberdeen Shrimper
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Senor Jekyll outwits Senor Hyde
If the World Cup is anything like this, we're all in for a treat. You could always sense that the destiny of the Confederations Cup would be determined by the identity of the Brazil team that turned up. If it was the Brazil who lethargically struggled past South Africa, then the USA would strike...- Slipperduke
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- Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
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Toon Need Three Years
Here on Tyneside, the hangovers are just beginning to clear. Sunday night may have been spent at the bar, defiantly pledging allegiance to the cause, but Monday morning saw the fuzzy-headed realisation that there will be no more trips to Liverpool or Arsenal for a while. Instead of Premier...- Slipperduke
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- Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
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My end of season review.
I was asked to write a review for college about a subject that inspired me, I didn't necessarily have to talk about how it inspired me but I just had to compile a 2000 word essay. So I chose to do a season review. Well here we are at the end of another season, although in the end we can feel...- Ayrshire Blue
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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What would you do?
Serious question, What would you do, if a member of your circle of friends is lying to you? I'll use an imaginary scenario for you all. Imagine you are good friends with a number of people, for this story, we'll call them, imaginary names, like Bambi, MrB, Scrounger, Chadded (apparantly, this...- chadded
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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11-04 Pops and OD Week 8
Gary Waterhouse - 18 yo, BT Rating=28,315 RH Batsman, RM Bowler. He is a destructive player with abysmal leadership skills and feeble experience. He currently has strong batting form, proficient bowling form and energetic fitness. Stamina: superb Wicket Keeping: worthless Batting: superb...- The General
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- Forum: The Fantasy Sport Forum
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Post-Match Thread and Ratings Southend United 0-2 Mk Dons
So, the bubble has burst as i am sure most but the fanatical on here realised it most likely would. This game showed up our woefull inadaquicies across the whole side and whilst the loanees, as well as probably clarke too, start pondering next season with thier respective sides it will be no...- bertiebigbanana
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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A Recovery Nightmare
It all started normally. Flat battery in South Woodham Ferrers, clutch gone on an VW Camper in Westcliff another flat battery at Southend Hospital. All run of the mill stuff. Then I got a call for an Ford Scorpio in Pitsea with a wheel bearing gone and needing recovery to Great Yarmouth. That'll...- Benfleet A1
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Southend United v Everton
Sorry about the late match report but I've been a bit busy these last 78 years: SOUTHEND SUPPORTERS CLUB In connection to the benefit of Jack French and Billy Moore a collection at the ground on Saturday realized over £13. Collecting cards and tickets for the Everton match are now available...- DoDTS
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Crazy Rooney Needed Telling
Thank goodness that someone has finally said it. Fabio Capello's denunciation of Wayne Rooney as, "a crazy man," might be the best thing that has ever happened to him. A humiliating public dressing down for the lack of discipline that still prevents him from being a truly 'world class' player...- Slipperduke
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Furious Phil Unleashes Hell
Arsenal 2-1 Hull City (Van Persie, 74) (Barmby, 12) (Gallas, 84) Phil Brown's phone will be red hot by now. In one exhilarating ten minute press conference, the furious Hull City manager unleashed a string of attacks aimed at everyone he deemed responsible for his team's exit. He accused Cesc...- Slipperduke
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Ref Watch .. Millwall
Tuesday night's match with Millwall sees 2nd year referee, Roger East from Salisbury, make his first visit to Roots Hall as a referee. He achieved some success as an Assistant Referee being appointed to the 2004 Cup Final and a couple of playoff finals. Wasn't uniformly popular especially in...- Mick
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Post-Match Thread and Ratings Col Ewe 0-1 Southend United
One of those great days in football... the sun shining, our first visit to a new ground, a full away allocation, plenty of needle and lots of reasons to laugh at your neighbours who couldn't even fill their tiny stadium on a day like today when Southend were in town having failed to win away for...- South Bank Hank
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Pope-erazzi!!
The Pope was having a shower. Although he's very strict about celibacy, he occasionally felt he needed to exercise the Papal wrist, and this happened to be one of those occasions. Just as he reached the Papal climax, he saw a photographer taking a picture of the Holy seed flying through the...- ldnfatso
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2 True Stories!
STORY NUMBER ONE Many years ago, Al Capone virtually owned Chicago . Capone wasn't famous for anything heroic. He was notorious for enmeshing the windy city in everything from bootlegged booze and prostitution to murder. Capone had a lawyer nicknamed "Easy Eddie." He was...- ldnfatso
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Question Have you ever been caught on TV when you didnt want to be?
Funny enough this has happended to me twice. I have been off work for two weeks not with an eye infection. I know this sounds like a load of bollocks but I spent NYE and NYD in hospital having drops every hour so I was really ill. Had to basically discharge myself for Chelsea away and couldn't...- DTS
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Wilkins Worried By Wobbles
After a hard night at Roots Hall, Luis Felipe Scolari was in no mood to face the media. Perhaps he was locked in the dressing room with a blackboard, some chalk and a squad still struggling to understand the concept of zonal marking. Whatever the reason, it was Ray Wilkins who squeezed into the...- Slipperduke
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Post-Match Thread and Ratings Southend United 1-4 Chelsea
Scolari Safe... For Now Luiz Felipe Scolari may not be in the mood to be pleasant to any of his players after a week of backbiting and under-achievement, but if he has any sense, he'll give Petr Cech a very firm pat on the back. The word 'crisis' may be overused in football, but had it not been...- Slipperduke
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Not long now!
Not long now before we show them posh, stuck up, big headed footballers at Chelski what Southend United can do!. Im so excited i feel like a big kid at christmas. Im sure everyone feels the way and id like to say for tomorrow.... Lets create a atmosphere Roots Hall has never seen before...- shrimperstubbs
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