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  1. steveo

    Drugs

    a kilo of cocaine leaves Columbia with a value of £325 and sells in Britain at £51000 per kilo. The police seize an estimated 12% of imported drugs but to have a real effect they would need to grab 70% so they are miles away. If drugs were legal the value would plummett. Dealers would be out of...

  2. New Kit (aka the wonky epaulettes kit)

    Well, most of us by now have seen it, should we make a poll yet as a 'marmite test?' :unsure: What do you think? Has it wonky epaulettes, a golf dimple front, too much lettering too near the top on the reverse? :puke Is it kewl? Or does it just look ok on the players & not so on the fans...
  3. Ron Manager

    Hottest Burger In The World (some rude words)

    This is in Brisbane, shall I have a go when I get there in a months time and report back? Yeah, like f*** I will! was digging around the zGeek forums the other day when I stumbled across one of the funniest post-hot-food-eating articles I've ever read. "Cranky" had heard about the "Off the...
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    • aunt bleeding burger burn continued core crack defeated didn eaten eating gest grab halves hanks ish mentally packs pain physical plaque prepared rubber salad steel stopped stumbled test torrents wasn
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  4. Ayrshire Blue

    Favourite Mark Gower goal

    With the G-man now departed to Swansea looking to further his career. I know Baileytheblue posted "Top 5 Mark Gower moments" but just wondered what everyones favourite Mark Gower goal was. He scored some belters in his time here. For me it has to be his goal against Bristol Rovers in the...
  5. DTS

    My take on the coming and goings...

    Currently on gardening leave and our internet has packed up at home so I am reduced to a using Mrs DtS when she gets back from work so excuse me if I am a bit late with this. Personally I cant see what all the fuss is about. Of the released five only Black was anywhere near a regular first...
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    • crow crown didn didnt dts gardening grab hall suprise tilly
    • Replies: 18
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  6. Doncaster sacrifices

    I wonder who else has sacrificed the wrath of work or their missus for the good of SUFC by going to Donny!! I personally am in trouble with the wife, cos the kitchen i am fitting for her is not finished and looks like an iraqi bomb site, so hence i am leaving her with no running water and...
  7. sufcintheprem

    Chairman puts Southsea Commoners up for grabs

    I'm pretty sure after much umming and ahhing that I'm never going to actually take any serious control of my hattrick team again. I know it's against the rules but i can't see what the real problem would be with me passing the Southsea Commoners on to anyone wanting to start out in the...

  8. NEED HELP - Family & ticketing issues at RH

    Family section/ticketing issues Dear all concerned parents, I am planning a visit to RH for a meeting to discuss family issues, costs, mini & junior blues ticketing problems soon. I would be grateful if you could forward any problems you may have had in the past to me as something I can...
  9. ozzy-shrimper

    Last Week Of School

    What did you do? I'm in year 11 at Greensward and today we did a thing called a burger run. Its where at the beginning of lunch people run out of school, hop on the train to Southend grab a burger from Mcdonalds and get back before lunch ends. It was quality! There was at least 160 of us doing...
  10. DTS

    My last nights meal was a farce !!!

    Wednesday nights I play football down at a college in Portslade which is 7.30-8.30 - Really enjoyable and helps to keep me fit. Mrs DtS and I have a sort of unwritten agreement that I call her as I am leaving the pitch and she starts my evening meal. Recent efforts have included Chicken...
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    • bobs brough dts eaten enjoyable especially foo grab hanks havent oven salad thai twenty
    • Replies: 59
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  11. Winkle

    No dad dancing!

    Probably a thread for thoughs of us who have embarrassed our young sibling on the dancefloor in strutting our funky stuff. In my family its called " no dad dancing" It often happens when the 3rd or 4th pint of kronenberg as started to apply its self fully to the upper brain function and on...
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    • bedroom comfort cruel funky grab ops qui rut shouts thrill xbox
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  12. bomma77

    Eastwood and Barnard

    Can you image the havoc these two would cause if we had them up front together. I think it would be our very own smash and grab. Eastwood with his goals out of nothing and 20 yarders, Barnie with his natural poaching ability. I can dream I suppose.
  13. Slipperduke

    Manuel Neuer

    While England’s footballers sulk in their sun-loungers, the rest of the continent will be contesting the 2008 European Championships. Iain Macintosh, who still won’t allow the word ‘McClaren’ to be uttered in his home, runs the rule over some of the potential stars of the summer. This week, it’s...
    • Slipperduke
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    • brad cup cutlery deed didn distrust eating emirates encounter faul frenchman grab imagination league lou macintosh package patience qui recommended reportedly similar squeaky superb
    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum

  14. A Great Big Xmas Thank You To You All.

    A Great Big Thank You To You All - Happy Christmas Dear All My thanks to all those who have sent me emails this past year........ I must send my thanks to whoever it was who sent me the one about cockroach eggs in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet towel with every...
    • Cricko
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    • dial edged filling grab gran hanks microsoft money relative remove serial theresa toy whoever wish
    • Replies: 12
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  15. Yorkshire Blue

    Sri Lanka v England 3rd test at Galle

    Looks like thats it for the day. I've popped into a nearby internet cafe in case they decide to resume, but given there's now a spot of rain that's highly unlikely. Not sure what to make of today. I assume England won the toss and elected to field, but from my vantage point above the new gate...
  16. Bielzibubz

    Frank Sinatra - The un-pc version..

    Sung to the tune of Strangers in the Night Strangers on my flight, turbans they're packin'. Wonderin' if they might, plan a hijacking. They could pull a stunt, before this flight is through. Something's on their minds. I saw them mutter. What that in their hands? Looks like box cutters, I'm...
  17. Slipperduke

    If You Can't Beat Them...

    The appointment of Fabio Capello as the new England boss is good news for the long suffering fans, but a sad indictment of the present standard of English football managers. At least when Sven Goran Eriksson was appointed, Roy Hodgson was in contention. This time round there wasn't a single...
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    • achievements advertise ched crack didn drone epl flores foo fur grab indictment jobs joi popularity qui sticking stress struggles suffering suspicion toys vale wasn wouldn
    • Replies: 13
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  18. Slipperduke

    Barwick

    December is a busy time of year over here in England. There's Christmas shopping to be done, Christmas decorations to be arranged, Christmas trees to be purchased. In short, there's a whole lot of Christmas going on. Most of us spend these early weeks of the month constructing an enormous...
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    • arrives candidate challengers consultation foo grab handing highlights icke ickets languages mis mistakes phonecalls procrastination rack rees screaming taylor venables wouldn
    • Replies: 21
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum

  19. match preview from - Up the Saddle dot com -

    Thursday 18 October 2007 Walsall vs Southend preview exile @ 12:30 pm Thursday 18 October 2007 The Saddlers look to continue their run of good form this weekend at home as they entertain Essex’s finest, Southend Utd. The Shrimpers themselves have their eyes on promotion, a new stadium, selling...
    • Rayleigh boy
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    • asbo avoided bbc brough comfort comparisons dosh features foo grab hating includes mix mounting permit resolution
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    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  20. South Bank Hank

    Stupidest things you've done after drinking?

    Bumped into an old mate last night who I hadn't seen for about 12 years and we decided to grab a quick beer. One beer turned into two, which turned into four and so on until I stumbled home in the early hours of this morning. Today, I am nursing the hangover from hell. Anyway, Steve remindered...
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