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  1. Slipperduke

    The Internet Is Rubbish

    If this is the future then build me a time machine because I preferred it in the past. If I ever have to watch another game of football on my laptop, then there's going to be trouble. Nothing violent obviously, I'm far too weedy for a public rampage, but I tell you what, there'll be some fairly...

  2. Bonjela

    is eating a tube's worth in one day dangerous?! I've got serious wisdom tooth issues at the moment, and with being all over the country at the moment I haven't had time to grab a checkup at the dentist (who is a sadist bitch and won't do anything about it anyways). Anyway my addiction to...
    • Pubey
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    • dentist eating grab ist pain
    • Replies: 35
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  3. Jedi Shrimper

    09/10's Unexpected Star?

    Easy, of our current 'fringe' players which one will grab his opportunity this season and suprise everyone by being great?
  4. manor15

    Top 10 games this season

    I thought Liverpool v Arsenal was more thrilling than the Chelsea v Liverpool game and would have like to have seen a certain Chelsea 1-1 Southend in there too... I shall dream on
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    • Thread
    • agbonlahor anfield bentley breaker britan britannia champions deficit delap eva evans exactly exploits failing fernando gest grab hanks ish istanbul jury liverpool mccann overhauled potters rate significant tacking vulnerable wasn
    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  5. manor15

    Where did it all go wrong?

    Nobody could disagree that Southend's 2008-09 season went wrong over the Christmas season when the Blues only won 4 games out of 19 from November to January. However after that bad spell the Blues form improved and there was a serious possibility that with a bit of luck and some good form that...
    • manor15
    • Thread
    • ant ard barnard champions charging cos eastwood flair freddy eastwood grab halted hereford ish lose mark gower nobody similar threatened
    • Replies: 43
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  6. duncan bulgaria

    Good Performace Today

    Am i alone in thinking that we played very well today ?? The game was never a 2-0 and MK done a smash and grab on us like we did a few times in the season when we went up. I thought we dominated play , had the better chances and for most periods we looked like the only team that was gonna win...
  7. Crabby Shrimper

    Sir Fred Goodwin

    Been in the papers a bit recently, Sir Fred Goodwin, ex RBS chief, and his £650,000 pa pension. Now, I think the majority of us would agree that it's an obscene amount for someone who's hardly succeeded, but as he's refused to voluntarily drop the amount, the government appear to be considering...
  8. BLUEBLOOD

    Clever stuff ...

    This is clever A LIVING SPIDER... Poke and prod the spider with your mouse. Also, grab one of its legs with your mouse and drag it around the screen. Tell me it's not alive! Also, anywhere on the map hit the space bar and it leaves little bugs _watch the spider go after them. This is...

  9. Match postponements

    Living and working in London these days means I have a longer journey than some (not all) to Southend home games. Just before leaving work at around 6pm in Farringdon I check the OS to confirm the match is going ahead. I then leg it round to Liverpool Street and get the last possible train...
  10. Slipperduke

    Transfer Deadline Day, bit by bit.

    Transfer deadline day is one of the most exciting of the season and, with the window slamming shut right on our deadline, you're not going to miss a thing. We told Iain Macintosh to set his alarm clock early, power up his Blackberry, stay tuned to the news and scour the internet for rumours...
    • Slipperduke
    • Thread
    • anfield arrives bacon bedroom bentley calum champions cos curve dash disney emirates fa cup fernando gbp grab hasn icke liverpool macintosh money powers principle pulled san scheduled transfers
    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  11. BLUEBLOOD

    Funny email

    Yes, it's that magical time of year again when the Darwin Awards are bestowed, honouring the least evolved among us. Here is the glorious winner: 1. When his 38-calibre revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach , California , would-be robber James Elliot did...
    • BLUEBLOOD
    • Thread
    • attempted barrel booze burger california chef darwin description flashed grab honourable incompetence meat money officer pulled register stupidity tank wasn
    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  12. palexander

    Revells 'sprint'

    Think he should get some stick from the lads for the final whistle sprint he did to grab Alex's shirt. Was the quickest he ran all night :D
  13. Dave of the Match

    Downgrading to Windows XP / Formatting HardDrive

    Afternoon chaps, Just considering getting Windows XP put on to a CD to downgrade. Just one question though; Do I need to format the harddrive? If so how do you do this on Vista? Cheers EDIT: Greenage up for grabs
  14. pringlejon

    After the redbridge game, what's our team going to look like for telford..

    After the, what sounds like, shocking performance from our "B" team, what kind of team is tilson going to put out against telford. surely he wont want to risk being knocked out of the cup first round and miss out on what could be lucrative money for a club our size come round 3. So is he gonna...
  15. Irish_Shrimper

    Col U, the very wet Irish, and SZ rogues gallery

    Saturday started off as any other of our travels over to see Southend: Leaving for the airport at 4am. Conditions were cold, but no rain. Yet. Arrived at the very rain swept Stansted at 7:55am to grab the bus later to Southend, and got dropped off on Victoria Avenue at 10:50. Rain was so bad...
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    • beloved brough cup didn didnt discussed dre foo fro grab itself jammed kee lauren liz makers shoes socks spread stansted suppor support tilly travels urgency voice warmer wes
    • Replies: 39
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  16. Slipperduke

    Liverpool's Slippery Title Chase

    There's a distinct Joey Barton vibe about Liverpool this week. We look at them with a grudging respect, we acknowledge the good start, but we all share a growing sense of uneasiness, as if it's only a matter of time before they fall flat on their face, or in Barton's case, re-arrange someone's...
    • Slipperduke
    • Thread
    • arrange carefully coping deed didn enjoyed fernando finishing gentlemen grab jury league liverpool naturally seventh ski stronger suspicion torch twelve
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  17. Uncle Leo

    Shepherd's Bush Shrimper's Scunny Report

    Apologies for the delay with this one. Makes less depressing reading than reports of our humping in Bristol though.... It’s fair to say that the North Lincolnshire and East Yorkshire region is not a happy hunting ground for us Shrimpers. We very rarely seem to pick up points at the lovely...
    • Uncle Leo
    • Thread
    • amazed avec behaviour blowing boarded cas ched continued correspondent discover following grab hall hattrick headed hideous iron lauren league matched neighbours pathe retail roots shire souls spells story… substitute superb taxi town trek venues
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  18. ozzy-shrimper

    Question What Do You Do?

    When Southend score? Hug everyone around you or just the person next to you? Jump up and down untill the goal music finishes? Jump up and punch the air? Or just simply stand up and clap? I tend to grab fred and give him a big long kiss then turn to ricey and give him one as well!

  19. Breaking News Rev's Daily Diary

    From the Blues Insider e-mail REVELLING IN IT Welcome to this weeks column of ‘Revelling In It’. Whilst I could talk about Saturday’s performance in detail again, sometimes words aren’t enough and it becomes time to let our feet do the talking, of which we are confident of doing so against...
    • Pubey
    • Thread
    • automatically carefully chef chop ead following grab hall hereford mix neighbours pattern pork potatoes relative roots sainsbury’s stress tilly twenty
    • Replies: 49
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  20. BLUEBLOOD

    Battle of the Sitcoms - Round Two (Heat 8)

    So we reach the end of the second round .. Father Dead, er.. Ted (Pubey) vs Goodnight Sweetheart (Defiler) Who's gonna grab the last quarter-final slot ??
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