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  1. Davros

    Tuesday Humour

    A German guy approaches a prostitute. "I vish to buy sex vit you". "OK" says the girl, "I'll charge 100 Euro an hour". "Ist goot, but I must varn you, I am a little kinky". "No problem" she replies cautiously, "I can do a little...
    • Davros
    • Thread
    • duck finds goo ist produces var
    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  2. jeremyh1

    "Dagenham Kev" on Youtube!

    Wow, after searching Southend United on youtube I came across this "interview" and was shocked to see a guy who I had the "pleasure" of meeting at 2 matches last time I was over in the UK... Turns out he is known as "Dagenham Kev" and I was quite shocked to see he...
  3. Bluesmanager

    TOTTENHAM AWAY

    Not bad. Beat them, get the Goons in the semi, beat them and kill the Russians at Cardiff.
  4. Lord Football

    A new fan!

    I'd love to be going today, but can't. Saturdays are mainly a "no, no" during the local football season. However, the absolute best thing about Tuesday night was my 9 year old. He went in a Gooner and came out a Shrimper. He has now started referring to Southend as...

  5. Souvenirs from Swansea

    Any Zoners manage to pick up a souvenir or two from the players during Saturday's celebrations? Myself and Draft Shrimper took a few mates with us (2 gooners and a yid) one of whom managed to nab Flavs right glove (I got a hand on it but it slipped through and he made no mistake ). Whilst he...

  6. bring on tuesday

    hehe, ive never looked foward too going back to work so much in all my life .......if we had f%&ked up there would have been 40 odd hammers , gooners and various other tw&ts waiting for me !!!! BOY IS THE SHOE NOW ON THE OTHER FOOT ! BRING IT ON ! BRENTWOOD HERE I...
    • jokercomedyclub
    • Thread
    • foo foward goo ive shoe
    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  7. KrustyTheKray

    Good book recommendation

    Tottenham Massive by Trevor Tanner. Well worth a read. If anyone like Football Hooligan stories get this. It's quite funny, and gives the account of the author running one and if not the most feared firm in English football. they actually hate Chelsea more than the Gooners... Go get...
  8. shrimptank

    Wigan

    Right result i reckon knocking out the Gooner Scum with the last kick of the game! Now that's what i call one for the little teams! They may be Premier34ite but still a little club.
  9. shrimptank

    Wigan

    Right result i reckon knocking out the Gooner Scum with the last kick of the game! Now that's what i call one for the little teams! They may be Premier34ite but still a little club.
  10. shrimper4life

    New nets

    Any1 notice the new blue nets today?? I thought it looked quite good
  11. Kent Shrimper

    Week 4

    Who you got and hows it going Im away to Goonerland Gooonerland - Southend United FC View game: HT Live Date: 19/06/2005 at 18.00 MatchID: 44378399 Arena: The Set

  12. Post what happens!

    I'm at work until 7pm and some goon has broken the plug on our radio! Argh! Could some kind soul post on here the exciting bits please? Thanks! RobM. (Pervy surgeon at Grimsby - one of the pair-o-medics).
  13. palexander

    Ashley Cole Charged!!

    Has anyone else seen the news that Ashley Cole has been charged by the FA for illegally approaching Chelsea for a move!!? Dont think this has ever happened before, certainly not to such a high profile player - and what does this mean for Cole? Will he obviously be sold to Chelsea now...

  14. Bloody moronic louts.

    I had a lovely day out on Saturday watching the rip rooring blues get a last minute winner but it was spoilt by the 10 or so goons who decided to invade the pitch when the goal wen't in. What with happenings at Everton, Burnley etc these people are again tarnashing the good name of...

  15. Any of these

    Bob Taylor, Steve Book, Paul Brayson, Luke Buttery, Ben Cleverley, Craig Dobson, Richard Forsyth, Anthony Griffin, Lee Howells have all been told they are surplus to requirements at Cheltenham any of them any good
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