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  1. Kent Shrimper

    Southend United FC by Far the greatest team the World has ever seen

    30 years i have supported the greatest team in the world, and its never dull, we have more lows than we do highs but that's what supporting the Shrimpers is all about. Otherwise we would be gooners, mancs or Yids (excluding LdNFasto, who is one). Yep relegation is ****, but we have done it...
  2. Slipperduke

    Wembley's Awful Pitch

    90,000 seats, 2618 toilets, 26 lifts, 98 kitchens and 34 bars. Was it too much to ask for Wembley to provide just one decent playing surface? Saturday’s FA Cup semi-final was like watching naughty ten year olds playing football indoors on an untacked carpet. Every change of direction brought a...
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    • Thread
    • bon brough daw dome exactly fa cup fallen fixed floodlights goo heathrow kitchens lasagne mars metal moon oasis olds pile qui raspberry rugby somewhere terminal
    • Replies: 16
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  3. Slipperduke

    Rubbish Arsenal Fans

    This is the uncut version of a column for tomorrow's Irish Examiner. I have to strip out 125 words before I can file, but I wanted the full version to get read before I took the knife to it. These people, they really, really grind my balls. The Arsenal fans. Not the Irish. They're lovely...
  4. Yorkshire Blue

    **** players that Col Ewe have made look good

    1. Drewe Broughton - hahahahahahahahahahaha just about his only goal in professional football 2. Peter Daley - his only goal in professional football 3. Che Wilson - one of only 2 goals in 5 professional football 4. Peter Johnson - a rare goal in professional football 5. Mitchell Cole - his only...
  5. leeblue

    Question Love Hearts?????????

    now Im sure most SZers have shared a packet of lovehearts from time to time as a child and as an adult, but its gone mad, my wife just handed me a loveheart while laughing her head off, the loveheart said.......ME JULIE BEST MUM.........WTF is that, cool dude, call me all good
  6. ablegrandson

    Ex shrimper at Carlisle

    Wasn't aware that 2nd in command at Brunton Park is Dennis Booth who played for us 71-73 scoring once tough tackling midfielder as far as I remember, but not very good
  7. BLUEBLOOD

    PL Weekly Points Round 12

    I'm sooooo tempted to use this as my soapbox to slag off that total c unit of a ref, but i'm tired and ****ed off so i'm just goona post the points, canveyshrimper will be along to do the table in due course Roxy and seves come out on top this week with 6 apiece, though without last minute...
  8. DTS

    Question Youth team set up - To sell or not to sell?

    Hats off to Ricky Duncan. Assuming the story about Ngoo going to Liverpool are true thats the third youth player we have sold to upper leagues opposition ths past calander year with Orunga (?) going to Everton and Medi going to Derby. If the fees are to be believed he must have brought in close...
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    • brough goo liverpool money motivated selfish youth
    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  9. Breaking News Liverpool seal deal for Southend youngster

    £250,000 deal for Michael Ngoo - Now on Longpier
  10. Ricey

    £10 to watch Arsenal!

    Couldn't believe it. Arsenal vs West Brom in the Carling Cup on the 22nd of Sept only £10 a ticket. I bought the tickets as unfortunately my misses is a Gooner but she hasn't been to The Emirates. So thought I would treat her and kill two birds with one stone and cross the ground off my list...
  11. Slipperduke

    England Not That Good

    Never let it be said that England's footballers are selfish divas, unwilling to lift a finger to help others. In Amsterdam, in front of 50,000 witnesses, these much-maligned millionaires generously donated two goals to their Dutch opponents, an act of charity that they'd prefer went entirely...
  12. Smiffy

    Breaking News Youngster Ngoo on trial at Man Ure!

    Scored for them too! Pay up you dirty Mancs... Report Could be the next one to bypass the 1st team and head for better things... 16 years old and 6' 4", we could do with him in defence, even though he's a striker! Well done to Duncan and Co. for producing players, that are being...
  13. Medway Blue

    Tes Bramble

    Sitting next to the man himself in Isaacs pub on Ipswich waterfront, watching Liverpool/Gooners. Done with football as he has no cartilage left in his knee and has to have another op.
  14. Thorpe Groyney

    Official Match Thread Reserves - Southend United v Traktor Ipswich

    Losing 1-0 in the 3rd minute. Oops Team Southend: Ian Joyce, John Owinja, Johnny Herd, Davis Abbey, Callum Whittaker, Duran Reynolds, Justin Hazell, Stuart O'Keefe, Craig Calver, Rhys Henry and Jamie Forshaw. Subs: Merrick James-Lewis, Clark Masters, Michael Ngoo, Jamie Stevenson and Adetayo...
  15. duncan bulgaria

    On a Roll

    What a 2009 we are having , it seems we now have a well balanced team with some pace , fight , quality and belief . Having questioned Tillys some what disasterous start to this season it seems that he has finally getting together a team capable of going to teams backyards and grinding out...
  16. Exiled Shrimper

    Another reason to be upbeat

    As well as this afternoon's fantastic win at Peterborough for the first-team, Ricky Duncan's Under-18 side recorded a 2-0 win over Wycombe Wanderers to maintain their challenge for the Youth Alliance League South East Conference title. Craig Calver and Kyle Asante scored second half goals as...
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    • asante bill garner contracts contributions emmanuel following ford garner goo higgins jake ley merrick moon morris olds town twelve youth
    • Replies: 6
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  17. manor15

    Peggy Lokando

    Why didnt Tilly give him a chance during our recent injury crisis? Has anyone seen him play in the reserves because I dont really watch any reserve games and havent seen him play but I have heard he is quite good
  18. Ayrshire Blue

    This guy is pretty good

    Don't know if anyone's seen these before, pretty damn good. http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=YgUlBnxNS_o http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=F7pYA6jlv0E&feature=channel
  19. Slipperduke

    Arsenal Still Not Very Good

    Arsenal are the architects of their own problems sometimes. Their failure to secure top spot in Group G can be attributed directly to their inability to beat a woeful Fenerbahce side at The Emirates earlier in the campaign. That traditional tale of misplaced opportunities and wasted dominance...
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    • architects boardroom condition confusing cos costa deed dominance ead emirates emmanuel fernando fur goo headed hulk incredible ish johan liverpool maria mounting rea riots shirt struggles support tan test unfulfilled wilshere worthy youth
    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum

  20. Question Should I email Arsene?!?!

    I am deliberating emailing my Gooner mate & Arsene himself regarding a one week lone of Robin Van Persie for the first week in 2009, of course, he wouldn't be cup tied etc - well not until he returns to Arsenal anyway! Throwing in the usual free lodgings, stick of rock, kiss me quick hat etc -...
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