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  1. CC51DAS

    Question Average age of last night's team

    Can anyone clever out there tell me what was the average age of the team last night and does anyone know what was the youngest average age ever for a Southend team in a league or FA cup first team match?
  2. Dave of the Match

    Man with longest tongue in the world

    http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=K-p-09FJBcw&eurl=http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=36951

  3. Tribute to Steve Tilson II

    Would love to ask Mr Coral or Ladbrokes what price they would give between Tilly, Alex Ferguson or Wegner being first manager out. Or out of the top 7 longest serving, I would be willing to make a sizeable wager [if the odds were favourable] that ST will not be first to go. Since our polls...
  4. fbm

    Tilly and Brush - going nowhere

    Oh my God - yes it's (yet) another Steve Tilson thread... and I would like to say that in making this I am only too well aware that this is a public forum and everyone is entitled to their opinion. But Christ there is a lot of tripe spouted on here. OK, lets start just by recapping on two...
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    • Replies: 23
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  5. the longest day!!!

    for its day not a bad war film.
  6. Irish_Shrimper

    Interview with an Exile: Part 8 - Libertine

    This week, recently exiled Andy (Libertine), out in Australia, answers the questions. Below is a picture of Andy and his kids at Surfers Paradise. 1) How long have you been an exile? A) Since August this year. My last game was Millwall away and I flew out the following Monday. 2) Why did...
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    • Replies: 16
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  7. Slipperduke

    Nervous Gunners Slip Through

    Cesc Fabregas is the youngest Arsenal captain since Tony Adams and, appropriately enough, the new era began much like the old one. The Gunners were tentative and unsure of themselves, but recovered their composure to sneak a victory. One nil to the Arsenal? Meet the new boss, same as the old...
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    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  8. * ORM *

    At last ! New FC Season week 1

    Away to last season's 3rd place who doesn't have a bad squad but only logs in once a month. The relegated team is reasonably strong but the team that finished second should win the title. Only a couple of the promoted teams look as if they will push any of us. Last season was too close for...
  9. sufc_tom

    Barnsley

    Played a youngster who is now the football leagues youngest ever player at 15 years and 45 days! http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/eng_div_1/7645562.stm
  10. CC51DAS

    Tilly to close in on Sir Alex and Sir Arsene ?

    Interesting bit in one of the freebies last night that Ling could be on his way from the Ooze to the Ewes. He's the sixth longest serving manager . Now Graham Turner is not doing so well with Hereford ( maybe he'll bring in someone new ? ) and last I heard David Moyes was still negotiating...
  11. Slipperduke

    The Kids Are More Than Alright

    Arsene Wenger stared down his inquisitor and smiled. Just half an hour after his young Arsenal side had demolished Sheffield United by six goals, the old quote, "You can't win anything with kids," had been offered up to him. "These players," he said levellely, "do not play like kids." They...
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    • Replies: 12
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  12. canada shrimper

    So what is the strangest place

    You have bumped into a Southend united fan, without prior planning? I turned out last night for our footie team and as I walk past the ref he was looking at my training top.I said "what do you want to see some real class" as I shoved the badge towards him.He replys I am a Southend fan and have...

  13. Orient Player Accused In Murder Trial

    http://www.guardian-series.co.uk/news/3674511.LEYTON_ORIENT__Player_involved_in_murder_trial/
  14. Sean 2

    It's not boring being a shrimper!

    Unashamedly tugged from the Snooze of da World,it has now been 73 games since Southend had a goalless draw in the league-the longest run in the football league!
  15. BaileytheQuitter

    Tilson: We have the sharpest strike force

    Just watched the Tilly interview from yesterday and thought it was interesting how he stated he thinks we have the strongest strike partnership in the league. Out of interest how do you think we compare/ rank compared to other teams striker forces (taken from their starting line up's...
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    • Replies: 23
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  16. Question it's a young man's game

    wonder if anyone knows the youngest side we have ever fielded. of the 16 on saturday 8 were under 25 including 4 under 20s and the new lad from chelsea is another. ages of current squad are: under 20 - sawyer, moussa, herd, ademeno, o'keeffe, lokando 20 to 25 - revell, macca, barney, harding...
  17. BLUEBLOOD

    The International Council of Man Laws

    The International Council of Man Laws 1. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2. It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. (b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her Blouse. (c) After wrecking...
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    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  18. Medway Blue

    Question for the stattos

    For Football Manager 2009 research purposes, does anybody know what these records are for SUFC? I've checked on the official site and the Robin Michel sufcdb site, but I can't find them. Oldest player (not debutant) Longest run without a win (includes cup) Most games without conceding a goal...

  19. Barrett's Banter

    http://www.echo-news.co.uk/theblues/3576771.Barrett_s_banter/ Barrett's banter THE new campaign starts on Saturday and we can’t wait to get out there. Pre-season seems to have gone on forever and at last we’re onto the real stuff as we take on Peterborough at Roots Hall. The...
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    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  20. Matt the Shrimp

    MCC v. Bangladesh A

    Folks, If listening to the Saffers whup our sorry behinds at Edgbaston gets too depressing, then I will be once again settling in behind the microphone up in Durham in order to cover MCC v. Bangladesh A. You can catch the commentary here: http://mcc.sportslinemedia.co.uk/ There won't be too...
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