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  1. MrB

    BT20 - Season 13

    Almost had a disaster in the wee hours, rested a couple and TIEd thinking I'd have an easy game and I'm guessing they must have GFI'd and racked up 163 against me. Fortunately we had plenty in the tank batting wise and 92 from 48 balls from Sandy made sure of the win. Tomorrow's game is a...
  2. Napster

    Martinez to Celtic

    Celtic want Swans boss Martinez Swans boss Roberto Martinez has been linked with several managerial jobs Celtic have made an official approach for Swansea City boss Roberto Martinez. Swansea confirmed to BBC Sport Wales that the Scottish giants have asked to speak to Martinez about...
  3. Southampton Shrimper

    The FA Cup

    So, congratulations to Chelsea, winners of the FA Cup 2009. But let it not be forgotten the contribution that Southend made to this season's competition, mentioned a few times today as we were in commentary on TV and on radio. We proved the toughest competition that Chelsea faced in the Cup...
  4. OldBlueLady

    Memory Lane Special Report on SUFC's previous homes

    Nice piece from the Echo's site today (I know there's no paper today), could have gone in the other forum I guess, but thought it kind of went alongside the Hall of Fame stuff we've been doing. Sing the Blues for stadiums past 12:10am Saturday 30th May 2009 Comments (0) Have your say » By...
    • OldBlueLady
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    • Replies: 6
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  5. DTS

    Worst date ever?

    Come on then ladies and gentlemen. We have all had some pretty terrible dates - so give us your horror stories. Mine dates back to 2006 time. I was doing a mortgage for a SZ poster who I wont name for fear of dating the data protection act or something similar. We met up at London Bridge where...
    • DTS
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    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  6. Breaking News Tilly Up To 5th.

    Following Steve Coppell's resignation as Reading's manager last night,Tilly is now the 5th.longest serving league manager behind Alex Ferguson(22yrs+),Arsene Wenger (12yrs+),John Coleman of Accrington Stanley (9yrs+) and David Moyes (7yrs+). A very impressive top 5,wouldn't you agree..........

  7. Court Quotes

    (Found this on another forum) ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. _______________________________ ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth? WITNESS: July 18th. ATTORNEY: What year? WITNESS: Every year. _____________________________________ ATTORNEY: What gear...
  8. manor15

    Top 10 games this season

    I thought Liverpool v Arsenal was more thrilling than the Chelsea v Liverpool game and would have like to have seen a certain Chelsea 1-1 Southend in there too... I shall dream on
    • manor15
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    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  9. Yer Blues

    Club statement: True blues?!

    CLUB STATEMENT: TRUE BLUES?! Posted on: Mon 20 Apr 2009 Southend United Chief Executive Geoffrey King has today issued the following statement regarding Saturday's match with Leicester City: Prior to the game on Saturday an arrangement had been reached with the Police to have...
    • Yer Blues
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    • Replies: 196
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  10. Slipperduke

    Champions League Reports

    Apologies, I've been rushed off my feet this week. Here's both games for you. Is it so inconceivable that Arsenal could end this strangest of seasons as Champions of Europe? Arsene Wenger described his side as 'super-outsiders' before the first leg of their clash with Villarreal, but even after...
    • Slipperduke
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    • Replies: 6
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  11. Yorkshire Blue

    SZ's Southend United Hall of Fame - Paul Clark

    The Viking That alone might be enough words for many on here to vote yes to Paul Clark, but if you weren't fortunate enough to have witnessed his crunching tackles and never say die attitude, I suppose I should give a lengthier bio. The first local player up for election, Clark was born in...
    • Yorkshire Blue
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    • Replies: 70
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  12. Slipperduke

    Five From Five

    England 2-1 Ukraine Crouch, 29 Shevchenko, 74 Terry, 85 It was his strongest display of emotion so far. As the final whistle blew, Fabio Capello marched out of his technical area, raised his clenched fists to the sky and roared triumphantly. This was a far more impressive scoreline than it...
    • Slipperduke
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    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  13. Yorkshire Blue

    SZ's Southend United Hall of Fame - 4th round of nominations

    It's time for the fourth round of nominations. Rules and guidelines are here. Basically each poster gets one nomination per round, so use your nomination wisely, and individuals need five nominations to go forward to a ballot. So far Chris Powell, Sid Broomfield, Stan Collymore, Ron Pountney...
    • Yorkshire Blue
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    • Replies: 66
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  14. March Madness & The NBA Finals

    Thread for all of the Basketball fans on here, I know there are a few, and with March Madness starting tomorrow I thought I'd start this now... Although this years draft class isn't anywhere near last years in terms of overall quality, from what i've seen the standard of basketball played in...
  15. steveo

    Disorder in the Court

    These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reportersthat had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. ATTORNEY: What was the first thing...
    • steveo
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    • Replies: 6
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  16. Breaking News Ron's blog 24/02/09

    Whilst the rest of us were watching the match, Ron was emailing us his latest thoughts: I want to begin this week by thanking all our supporters who were able to attend the match at Colchester this weekend. The 1800 or so who made the journey across Essex showed, once again, what passion is...
    • Beefy
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    • Replies: 38
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  17. Essex Hurricane Appeal

    ESSEX HURRICANE APPEAL A major hurricane (Hurricane Shazza) and earthquake measuring 5.8 on the Richter Scale hit Essex in the early hours of Thursday with its epicentre in Basildon. Victims were seen wandering around aimlessly, muttering "Faaackinell". The hurricane decimated the area...
    • Cricko
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    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  18. Slipperduke

    Riley Wrecks Chelsea

    What is it about Liverpool - Chelsea? For the second year running the game was decided by the mistakes of a referee. Last year it was Rob Styles who gave Chelsea a penalty so soft that it was bullied at kindergarten, this year it was Riley who sent Frank Lampard off for the kind of routine 50-50...
  19. Aberdeen Shrimper

    Manure Break Prem record

    After the 0-5 mauling of bargain basement bottom of the league West Brom. Manure have now broken the Premiership record for going the longest with out conceding a goal. 17 body hours with out conceding a goal.....unbelievable Jeff
  20. Richard_Cadette

    Absolutely Furious!

    I have, somehow, managed to remain relatively calm and reserved over the last few weeks, but tonight's events have left me spitting teeth with rage. Even with a full strength side, you would expect it to be a tough match at Leeds, but to turn up at one of the strongest sides in the league with...
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