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My best mans speech.
Help............. Never done one before and dont want to let my mate down. If you can be arsed to read it below can you give me some feedback. Have I cained him too much? Anything traditional I have missed? Anything that you have heard hundereds of times before? I have tried to avoid...- DTS
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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The International Council of Man Laws
The International Council of Man Laws 1. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2. It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. (b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her Blouse. (c) After wrecking...- BLUEBLOOD
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Slipperduke's Official FM2008 Challenge
Hello there, I'm Ernst von Slipperduke and welcome to my lair. I come with a challenge for anyone who thinks they might be a bit good at Football Manager 2008, that infamous thief of time. It's always struck me that Football Manager challenges can be a little flawed. It's all very well saying...- Slipperduke
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Slipperduke's Slippery Euro08 Coverage
I thought I'd wander out over here for the next few weeks, as it's all going to get a bit busy. Here's the first of many..... He may be the best player in the world, but Cristiano Ronaldo certainly isn't the smartest. His refusal to pledge his loyalty to Manchester United has led to intense...- Slipperduke
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- Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
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Guts And Balls
We've heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and have the guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'...- Harold Bishop Killer
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Fancy Dress Poll
After reading the other thread entitled 'Fancy Dress', there seemed to be a bit of confusion as to which game we should dress up for. So, with this I am placing a poll and hopefully people can take this seriously enough that we will go with whichever has the majority in 48 hours. Forever A...- Forever A Shrimper
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Have you ever own/worn a "comedy" cartoon tie?
Sat on the train today I had some right nobber opposite me. Bloke clearly thinking he is the mutts nuts sitting there in a waistcoat (1970s) and had a pocket watch - What a ****. It was hot on the train as the heating was on the Chernyobl setting so even I was hot. Anyway the bloke opposite...- DTS
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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The Gunners
Just occasionally, maybe once a year at most, there comes a football match so beautiful, so intense, so frantic and so scoop-your-jaw-up-off-the-floor exciting, that it's all you can do not to fall to the ground and openly weep in thanks that you were able to watch it. This was an epic struggle...- Slipperduke
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- Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
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Eco friendly confusion...
Has this happened to anyone else... you try and be a good citizen, save some carrier bags, one day, go to pull one out the draw to re-use it, and it falls into pieces.. How can i re-use carrier bags if they are going to biodegrade while sitting in my draw? Either they have to make them...- Davros
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Official SZ Match Report - Huddersfield Town
I think Matt & James are otherwise detained today, so I am just going to post my report as a thread on here (instead of it being uploaded to the main page - for the time being!)- Interpol Shrimper
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Worst FA Cup? I think not
Monday morning was like a scene from one of those post-apocalyptic movies that usually star Mel Gibson. The old order has been shattered, the new dawn has arrived and the scattered survivors crawl from their bolt-holes to blink in confusion at the much reduced skyline and wonder if things will...- Slipperduke
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- Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
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Play UP!!!
Right gather round people, Today we face a Luton side down on their luck -10 points, lost a decent manager, no new ground and in much financial confusion. BUT WE MUST NOT TAKE ANY PRISONERS... On Thursday a new future for the blues dawned and lets make that dawn turn to morning with a SOLID...- TrueBlue
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Womens World Records!
Women's World Records Car Parking The smallest kerbside space successfully reversed into by a woman was one of 63ft 2ins, equivalent to three standard parking spaces, by Mrs Elizabeth Simpkins, driving an unmodified Vauxhall Nova Swing on October 12, 1993. She started the manoeuvre...- GNH
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Euro English
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and...- ldnfatso
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Any good at maths.......
And the future of the country is in these people's hands! Manchester Evening News: Cool cash card confusion- Shrimp_Stu
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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1pm kick-off versus Gills
Just wanted to remind everyone that kick-off is 1pm on Saturday, not 3pm as per Shrimperzone front page match preview. Moderators, can it be changed to avoid confusion ? Cheers.- Blue Streak
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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A New Dawn
I wake early. The early morning mist of a Summer’s day is readily burnt by the glowing yellow sun rising over south Suffolk’s gently rolling fields. Next doors much despised cockerel, 300 yards away and out of rifle range, announces the event with gusto. I amble downstairs and let out Shrimper...- Suffolk Shrimper In Dorset
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Running order for Live Earth
Chris Moyles introduces Genesis Set: 'Turn It On Again'/'No Sun Of Mine'/'Land Of Confusion' Anna Friel introduces a film Catherine Tate introduces Razorlight Set: 'Before I Fall To Pieces'/'America' Chris Moyles introduces a film Danny Dyer introduces Snow Patrol Set: 'Open Your Eyes'/'Shut...- southend_shrimp
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Phil Collins
"Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the...- Pubey
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Preston v Southend - match report
Sorry, it's a bit late but this is the first chance I've had to do the official SZ match report for yesterday. It is often said in football that the true test of character of a team is how they bounce back from a demoralising defeat and if a vast majority of supporters were highly critical...- Interpol Shrimper
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat