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  1. i think

    i have offende some people on here it seems so i am sorry just to clear a few things up 1. i am not a rasict however it seemed if it was a guy called bill who lived here all his life id be the same 2. hen i said about the accident i didnt mean it (im not some sort of mafia lol) sorry...
  2. Yorkshire Blue

    Statue of Ramsey to be unveiled at Wembley

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/internationals/8347830.stm Actually on closer inspection, I think it might be supposed to be the World Cup winning manager, Sir Alf, rather than statuesque "defender" Chris. Apologies for any confusion.
  3. Slipperduke

    Even I Can't Back The Gunners

    As anyone who recalls my contributions to 'The Bet Shop Boys' will know, I'm not much of a gambler. Instead of always betting on the likeliest outcome, I have a reckless and self-destructive habit of only making predictions that might make me seem really clever. Sometimes, like the time I backed...
  4. Slipperduke

    Terry's Disingenuous Pledge

    If you ever wanted to capture the essence of modern football in just one page, you could do a lot worse than paying a visit to Chelsea's website. Here, behind the splash of adverts for a new kit that looks more like a women's cycling top than a football jersey, you will find John Terry's...
  5. OldBlueLady

    SZBB week 8 Eviction Night

    Oh the irony of it! Being as young Samuel is obviously engaged in something far more important, I'm re-starting the thread to avoid any confusion. Your candidates for eviction tonight are Shrimper2theCore and myself, OldBlueLady. You are voting for the person you want to EVICT Good luck to...
    • OldBlueLady
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    • ant competitor eviction fusion oldbluelady samuel
    • Replies: 16
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  6. The General

    1 in 15 jobs to go at Royal Mail

    Starting from Monday, apparently. For every 15 delivery walks - the RM want 1 walk to be done on top on the postman's normal delivery. Hey i cant grumble - as i've had it easy for the past 5 years - and its not going to add a whole lot of time but expect local strikes - maybe at the bigger...
  7. Slipperduke

    Back Up Your Files

    "Parse Error," said my laptop with a grumply bleep. "Cricketbook.abw, not well formed. Invalid token at line 236." I blinked in confusion. "Abiword cannot open Cricketbook.abw," it continued apace. "This is not a valid document." 'Well, that's strange,' I thought to myself. It was a valid...
    • Slipperduke
    • Thread
    • barrier continued deed fusion repeated terror token
    • Replies: 26
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  8. Ron Manager

    Operation Tango - Very Funny

    I have no allegiance to either Rangers or Celtic (being an athiest Englishman, why would I?) but I did find this quite funny - http://www.insideworldsoccer.com/2009/05/operation-tango-best-football-fans.html You Tube video if you follow the above link. Something called "Operation Tango"...
  9. Slipperduke

    Champions League Reports

    Apologies, I've been rushed off my feet this week. Here's both games for you. Is it so inconceivable that Arsenal could end this strangest of seasons as Champions of Europe? Arsene Wenger described his side as 'super-outsiders' before the first leg of their clash with Villarreal, but even after...
    • Slipperduke
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    • admire afterwards backroom boast breathtaking burn champions compensation coping coursing deed defeated devastating diego displays divine dre ead effeminate electricity emirates emmanuel emphatic exactly fa cup fernandez fernando fingers finishing florent fur fusion gest hadn istanbul jury meltdown money nicolas occurence outsiders persie prepared properly qui rants recognise sammy socks sole tunnel unknown vulnerable warmed
    • Replies: 6
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  10. BLUEBLOOD

    PL Fixtures Round 51: Fri/Sat 10th/11th April 2009

    Please note the varying kick off times, so get your predictions in nice and early to avoid any confusion .. these games also count as the Quater Finals of the cup for the 8 players lucky enough to be involved Fri 1pm .. Southend United vs MK Dons 0-2 (Wright) Fri 3pm .. Peterborough vs...
  11. Slipperduke

    SZ Novella - Chapter Five

    Chapter Five - Red Sky At Night, Stokes' Delight Ricey sprinted down the back-alley, feet slipping and sliding on the wet concrete as he went. The sound of a gunshot echoed off the walls and he instinctively ducked, almost falling to the ground. Reaching the end of the passageway, he turned...
    • Slipperduke
    • Thread
    • bearings blocks buildings chapter concrete confusing continued diabolical dru finishing following fusion hadn introduced landmarks narrow panting pattern pause pulled reaching reserved rica science shirt spite spread stepped stopped sucked tarquin tunnel twenty walls wasn woken
    • Replies: 11
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  12. Slipperduke

    SZ Novella - Chapter One

    Inspired by the truly awesome work of the Shrimperzone Writer's Bureau, I've been clattering away on a full version of this dystopian nightmare, attempting to give it the depth that it deserves. MK Shrimper planted a bug in my head and I really hope that I can do it justice, not least because...
    • Slipperduke
    • Thread
    • chapter ched concrete crack disgust dru fusion hidden metal pain pile rubber rubbish rugby scheduled shelter slack soaking stepped storms taxi torrents wallet wasn wild writer
    • Replies: 8
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  13. Bristol Rovers G/Keeper Yellow card

    I know it was a while ago but there was so much confusion (including mine) over whether the keeper for deliberately handling the ball outside of his area should have got a red or yellow card. I e-mailed Graham Poll in the Daily Mail and this was his response: Thanks for your question. The answer...
  14. Aberdeen Shrimper

    Question Wiring Advice

    After some advice..... I have taken a few days of to decorate our dinning room and need some advice on wiring up a light fitting, i know that Red(Live) connects to Brown and Black (Neutral) connects to Blue and of course Green/Yellow (Earth) connects to Green/Yellow. As per pics below, my...
  15. Slipperduke

    Nervous Gunners Slip Through

    Cesc Fabregas is the youngest Arsenal captain since Tony Adams and, appropriately enough, the new era began much like the old one. The Gunners were tentative and unsure of themselves, but recovered their composure to sneak a victory. One nil to the Arsenal? Meet the new boss, same as the old...
    • Slipperduke
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    • admire afterwards ant applause awareness behaviour brough champions coloured cunning cup danish didn emmanuel emphatic enjoyed fusion gest goalless goalposts inadvertently ish jeers johan jury league loud money pace persie ran retrospective sneak stopped support trap trophies wasn wilshere
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  16. Sean 2

    Slighty techy stuff..

    Haven't seen this pointed out so far about the game yesterday so will try and keep it simple... Our problem yesterday in keeping that 2-0 scoreline intact came from possibly many areas that have been discussed thus far,a local derby,weather conditions,tough midweek game but it's time to turn to...
    • Sean 2
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    • deed discussed duck exactly finishing fusion intact ive joi jury lauren overcome pace pulled ran subbed suprise trapped wouldn
    • Replies: 9
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  17. Firestorm

    Song Titles

    Following on from the confusion caused by the three songs with the same title in the Candy Girl thread. I was thinking about Favourite Original song titles mine is : I'd Rather have a bottle in front of me than a Frontal Lobotomy by Randy Hanzlick...
  18. Slipperduke

    Standing Ovation? For A Cheat?

    So we've all forgiven Cristiano Ronaldo then have we? Did I miss a meeting? I've seen some strange things in football this week. I've watched first-hand as a star-studded Tottenham Hotspur side fail to string more than three passes together. I've sat in surprise at Stamford Bridge as Chelsea...
  19. Slipperduke

    Spurs Are Rubbish. Seriously.

    Martin Jol was sacked for less than this. With just one point from their opening four games, their worst start to a season since 1974, this new-look Tottenham Hotspur are rock bottom of the Premier League. Jol, meanwhile, is top of the German Bundesliga with his new club Hamburg. Ah, the irony...
    • Slipperduke
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    • afterwards agbonlahor anfield bentley bundesliga coker collapse cup dimi emirates fusion hamburg hotspur introduced jury league narrow pace patience pulled rock rubbish support trophy
    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  20. Bielzibubz

    Marmite - Yummy or Scummy? You decide.

    After reading the hijacking of the 'No more blah blah blah jokes' thread it got me thinking. Where do you sit on the whole Marmite issue. Is it the best thing since Farley's Rusks or the Devils spread that should be avoided at every turn? For all those that like me love the stuff you should...
    • Bielzibubz
    • Thread
    • avoided blah burn devils eating fusion raspberry spread
    • Replies: 20
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
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