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  1. Richard Hearn

    Two Tickets Avaiable for Today

    Illness means two £24 tix available for today. Need to be picked up from Benfleet. PM me.
  2. ldnfatso

    2 True Stories!

    STORY NUMBER ONE Many years ago, Al Capone virtually owned Chicago . Capone wasn't famous for anything heroic. He was notorious for enmeshing the windy city in everything from bootlegged booze and prostitution to murder. Capone had a lawyer nicknamed "Easy Eddie." He was...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  3. South Bank Hank

    Supporting a club like Southend United

    As I sat high up in the Shed End at Stamford Bridge enjoying our moment in the sun on the greyest of winter days, soaking up the Blue Voice inspired atmosphere, taking in the flag-waving travelling Shrimper army bedecked in yellow and coping with the perforation of my ear-drums from an incessant...
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    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  4. Aberdeen Shrimper

    Ronaldo crashes Ferrari on way to training

    Cristiano Ronaldo has escaped unhurt after crashing his Ferrari sports car into a roadside barrier in a tunnel near Manchester airport. The car was badly damaged when it was involved in the accident at 10.20am today on the A538 Wilmslow Road, but the 23-year-old Manchester United winger was...
  5. Aberdeen Shrimper

    Essex Police Cars "ask" for Disel

    Essex Police Cars "ask" for Diesel What a great advert across the country for the Essex Bobby!!! The Essex police force is to fit its fleet of patrol cars with talking devices that give an audible reminder intended to prevent filling diesel vehicles with petrol. Essex officers have filled...
  6. Crabby Shrimper

    FAO anybody to do with the local cockle fleet

    This may seem a mad question, but if there's anybody on this site who is involved with the local cockle industry, I've a quick question. I remember from my youth huge piles of cockle shells by the sheds, just wondered what you did with these, if you sell them, and if so how much for? I've been...
  7. Southend_Lady

    Women Vs Men drivers

    After reading the thread about the twit of a woman driving into the gas mains in Benfleet and the few slightly sexist remarks that followed, it made me think about which of the sexes really is the worse drivers. Don't get me wrong, Im the first to admit that there are plenty of idiot women...

  8. Traffic alert a13 for tonight

    Just to let you guys know if anyone uses the A13 through Benfleet, a woman in a car has hit a gas pipe, and now there is a major gas leak on the main London Rd. It is shut from tarpots to kents hill rd, a major chunk. Road opens again at Bread and Cheese hill. Either take Church Rd or the A127...
  9. MrB

    Embarrassment on the train

    Sitting there on the train this morning minding my own business, train pulls into Benfleet where the usual gaggle get on to fight over the remaining seats. Woman who I would guess is about 35 boards but catches her foot as she comes in. Fortunately she doesn't fall down however much more...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  10. Mad Cyril

    Benfleet Indian restaurants

    I am a Mumtaz Mahal man purely because the food is usually good and it is only 2 minutes walk from my house however I have heard rumours that there are better establishements in the area. Can anyone recommend another in the area?
  11. Mad Cyril

    C2C problems.

    I was on the 6:39 from Benfleet and was diverted to Stratford because of an unexploded German bomb so expect delays. I am quite shocked because this act of agression has come completely out of the blue like the Falklands. It's a shame because people were starting to trust the Germans again...
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    • Replies: 8
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  12. Slipperduke

    The Curse Of White Hart Lane.

    When rumours of talks between Tottenham Hotspur and Luka Modric's representatives leaked out, I assumed foul play. With Arsenal, Chelsea and Liverpool all thought to be sniffing around the young Croatian midfielder, surely Modric's agent was releasing an SOS call to the big guns. A kind of...

  13. Bentley's Absurd Greats Weekly Choons

    Following the format of Metal Monday, Tunes from Left Field etc, I present Bentley's Absurd Greats - dedicated to tunes that are, as Ron Manager once said, uncategoriseable. Many of these great songs are being thrown together on compilation albums marked as 'Guilty Pleasures', but I loathe this...
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    • Replies: 23
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  14. OldBlueLady

    Under 11s girls football

    Anyone know anything about girls football? We've got a couple of very good players at school, one of whom is exceptional. She's only year 5 but has been invited to play in the year 6 BOYS team. She's very sporty and has always only played football for fun, however, we're keen to try and give...
  15. Mad Cyril

    CORGI registered plumbers - boring post alert.

    Can anyone recommend a reliable CORGI registered plumber/heating engineer who works in the Benfleet area? I need a new boiler (Probably a Worcester) installed el pronto. No less than four seperate engineers visited my house last November and not one of the b*****ds bothered to get back to me...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  16. Davros

    Does anyone know...

    Any places in London/Essex, where you can try computer games in store b4 you buy them? Or alternativly, do any shops still do lending, like they do with DVD's etc. I remeber RM's and Prestige in Benfleet used to, but niether exists anymore :(
  17. BaileytheQuitter

    Why I love Essex...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNznBmb15xw Best Soccerette ever- From Benfleet. Discuss...
  18. BaileytheQuitter

    Feed back please.

    Hi all. I play for my local football team- Hadleigh Athletic, and have been writing match reports after the games. Ive always had a liking for writing, especially football reports. Just wondered if anyone would mind reading one of my reports and telling me if they think its any good. Its a bit...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  19. BaileytheQuitter

    Hi Guys.

    Didnt know where to post, but just signed up to this fine forum after a few months of watching without having an input. Post on the bbc606 as barretttheblue. From Benfleet. Supported Southend since i was about 6. Been going every game for about 4/5 years. Got hooked and here i am now...
  20. Napster

    Oscars Nominations

    Performance by an actor in a leading role George Clooney in “Michael Clayton” (Warner Bros.) Daniel Day-Lewis in “There Will Be Blood” (Paramount Vantage and Miramax) Johnny Depp in “Sweeney Todd The Demon Barber of Fleet Street” (DreamWorks and Warner Bros., Distributed by...
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    • Replies: 6
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
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