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  1. Benfleet A1

    Bullies and Bullying

    Now bare with me good readers, this is going somewhere but I want to give it some background first. When I was a kid I was bullied, bad. My first taste of it was at the grand old age of 4 years old at nursery school where a phycotic 5 year old used to attack the entire fraturnity. He would rip...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  2. Slipperduke

    Rubbish Arsenal Fans

    This is the uncut version of a column for tomorrow's Irish Examiner. I have to strip out 125 words before I can file, but I wanted the full version to get read before I took the knife to it. These people, they really, really grind my balls. The Arsenal fans. Not the Irish. They're lovely...
  3. CC51DAS

    For sale sign outside RM's pad

    According to my mate who gets the bus to Benfleet station there is a board up at the Martin residence. Can anyone confirm this ?
  4. canveyshrimper

    ****ing Cyclists

    With sincere apologies for the responsible and sensible cyclists here, but what is it with ****ing cyclists. Twice in a matter of seconds this morning I came close to breathing my last due to two irresponsible idiots. After getting off the bus at Benfleet Station the lights were obligingly set...
  5. Davros

    C2c

    Just got a txt from my sister apparently they are blowing up ww2 bomb at Pitsea at 5pm, and line between pitsea and benfleet will be temporarily closed. (that said, i cant see anything about it on c2c website!)
  6. Westcliff Shrimper

    Removal Company

    All, Am moving house soon - could anyone recommend a removal company in the Benfleet/Canvey area? Ta... ;)
  7. Tommy2holes

    Curries whats best to eat?

    Me and the mrs have a take away about once a month and have the following being the gannetts that we are. Tikka Rogan Josh Tikka Passanda Mushroom Rice Sag Aloo Garlic Naan Kemma Naan Onion Salad Lime Pickle All courtesy of the shampan in benfleet. Dont get me wrong ive never been...

  8. Arsene Wenger: The Gift and The Curse.

    Such is this success of the Arsenal Ethos under Arsene Wenger that those who question him are instantly vilified by the Gunner’s faithful and, believe me, they have a point. No other Premier League manager can boast an unbeaten season, or even claim to have attributed so much to the progression...
  9. Rob Noxious

    J.D. Salinger

    He'd been a recluse for many years and so hadn't been part of the 'public' world for a long time, if ever he had been. I still felt a tinge of sadness hearing the news that he'd died last night at the age of 91, of 'natural causes.' I guess for many people 'The Catcher In The Rye' is one of...

  10. Lady Luck limps back into Liverpool

    Liverpool haven’t exactly had the best of luck this season. Karma paid it back with a vengeance tonight as troubled Merseyside club recorded a precious win against a Spurs side battling with them for that coveted 4th place finish. The game started at a tentative pace, with Spurs looking to make...
  11. Mad Cyril

    Question Best Indian restaurant in the SS area?

    Not sure if this has been done before but I am sure everyone has an opinion. I use the Mumtaz Mahal in Benfleet because it is a one minute walk from my house however the best I have sampled locally is probably the Gulshan near the Mecca Bingo. The one on Leigh Broadway (the name escapes me but...

  12. Tornado in...

    Benfleet!! http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8360106.stm
  13. Yorkshire Blue

    In honour of the Gillingham manager.....

    ....can we come up with a Southend Slow XI Obviously Stimson at left-back and probably captain, pushing out Che Wilson (FACT: Che could run quicker backwards than forwards) and recent loanee, George Friend. Centre-halves - we've had a few who could be outsprinted by a crippled, asthmatic ant...
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    • Replies: 25
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  14. Jedi Shrimper

    Rnd1 Heat 13: Battlestar Galactica v The Sopranos

    Battlestar Galactica (seany t) v The Sopranos (graysblue.jr) Battlestar Galactica (often abbreviated as BSG or just Galactica) is a British-Canadian-American military science fiction serial drama television series and part of the Battlestar Galactica franchise. The show was created by Glen...
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    • Replies: 12
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  15. Slipperduke

    Spain Pacify Iraqi Resistance

    Spain 1-0 Iraq Villa 55 The trouble with winning well is that it never goes unnoticed. For every barnstorming 5-0 victory, resplendent with glorious passing and breathtaking goals, there's always a coach out there somewhere who watches it and thinks, 'that's not going to happen to me.' More...
  16. OldBlueLady

    Why are we only good at fast food in this area?!

    http://www.echo-news.co.uk/news/local_news/castlepoint/4360168.Benfleet_Wimpy_wins_Best_in_Britain_award/ We seem to do really well in fish and chips and Indian restaurant competitions, and now this. It's nice to know this is so good, but really......it's a WIMPY!
  17. Slipperduke

    Leaving It Late

    Newcastle 3-1 Middlesbrough Taylor, 9 Beye (og), 3 Martins 71 Lovenkrands, 86 They don't make it easy on themselves up on Tyneside. Watching this spirited and determined victory over Middlesbrough, the objective observer could be forgiven for wondering why they hadn't tried such an approach...
  18. Yorkshire Blue

    SZ's Southend United Hall of Fame - Paul Clark

    The Viking That alone might be enough words for many on here to vote yes to Paul Clark, but if you weren't fortunate enough to have witnessed his crunching tackles and never say die attitude, I suppose I should give a lengthier bio. The first local player up for election, Clark was born in...
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    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  19. duncan bulgaria

    Is there a bigger ******* hill ??

    I've been training for the half marathon i'm running on sunday and tonight was my last run before a nice rest for 3 days in order to rest my poor old knees . didn't really have a route planned tonight and ended up doing a 6.5 miler which is the norm , however as one last challenge to myself i...
  20. The Big Shrimp

    Are You Southend Born & Bred?

    Whilst discussing a certain person at Southend United last night & his previous life away from Southend, it got me thinking about our support. Including Rochford, Benfleet etc, how many people on here can claim to be Southend born, bred & still living here? Also, just to make it more...
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