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  1. Shrimp Toothbrush: An Irish Shrimper choon!

    As it's Anthony's birthday today I've decided to spin a track from a band from the Emerald Isle - not Ash, or Stiff Little Fingers but the sadly underrated A House with Endless Art. Happy birthday fella!
  2. * ORM *

    Let's all cross our fingers shall we.

    The Deputy Governer of the Bank of England is crossing his fingers and hoping the economy improves next year. I thought it was a joke the first time I heard it. For Gawd's sake. If he is crossing his fingers what hope is there for the rest of us ? I'm now crossing my fingers that Emma Bunton...
  3. CC51DAS

    Inbreds feature in BBC documentary

    INBREDS PLAGUED BY DISEASE Colchester United fans are suffering from genetic diseases following years of inbreeding, an investigation has found. A BBC documentary says they are suffering acute problems because incest is emphasised over health when breeding. The programme shows Colchester...
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    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  4. leeblue

    blimey

    Now dont get me wrong this is by no means a 'rose tinted' view, we need at least three players in and quick, and we did not play that well today but I can say with hand on heart if you had offered me a win and a draw to open the season with, considering the fact we have a patched up first eleven...

  5. Pubey's "Tunes from the leftfield" - 12

    Stunningly beautiful... Labradford are one of the best ambient bands around. On the excellent Kranky label, they have a sensational set of 6 albums, every one is quality. like their labelmates Godspeed, they're on a hiatus... fingers crossed they'll be doing some more stuff soon. Here we have...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  6. South Bank Hank

    Inappropriate giggles and laughter...

    Why does this happen!? On a train this morning coming into Richmond, a young fella walks down the aisle, laptop bag on his left shoulder, clutching both a coffee (in a cardboard cup) and a reading book in his right hand. He catches another bloke, in front of me to the left, with his laptop...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  7. number11

    2nd Test

    With it level with 3 to play this is a vital test, especially as it is often a 'result' wicket. I know Headingly seems to be a ground where selectors have often favoured a 'horses for courses' bowler, but have to say Im stunned by Pattinson's inclusion in the squad. He is having a good...

  8. Surgery stories....

    Had my carpal tunnel done on my right hand today. Surgeon opened my hand up and when he had snipped the offending ligament, he showed me the workings of my hand, which was nice of him. The best bit was when he tugged on each of my tendons in turn, and my fingers curled up one by one. I've used...
  9. Shrimperstrust

    Redtrack - Essex FM Battle of the Bands

    Blues fanatic and Trust Member Andrew Perry's band, Redtrack, has a chance to play in front of 40,000 at a Basildon Music Festival in July but needs votes. Essex FM have a contest where the band receiving the most votes will get a 45 minute slot at the event. You may have heard about their...
  10. Harold Bishop Killer

    Workers Compensation

    I so hope this is true!! This is a bricklayer's accident report, which was printed in the newsletter of the Australian equivalent of the Workers' Compensation Board... Dear Sir, I am writing in response to your request for additional information in Block 3 of the accident report form. I...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  11. Dry Roasted Peanuts

    I have just managed to eat my way through a whole 300G bag of these:stunned: ...will it make me into an Internet Warrior or one of Kens fingers. Thoughts ...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  12. Harold Bishop Killer

    Australian Tourism

    These were posted on an Australian TourismWebsite and the answers are the actual responses by the website officials, who obviously have a sense of humour. __________________________________________________ Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia? I have never seen it rain on TV, how do the...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  13. stan collymore

    England V Scotland,thursday 7-45pm.st Mary's

    Hi everyone,hope you're all well and looking forward to a swift return to the Championship(fingers crossed). I'm finally after 7 long years donning my boots for my country against our old foe the Scots on Thursday,and hope i can count on your support either by coming down to St Mary's,or more...
  14. Slipperduke

    The battle for survival

    The only excitement that comes close to the battle for the Premier League is the fight to merely stay in it for another season. The financial rewards of the top flight are now so vast that relegation is no longer an occupational hazard that can be thrown off with one straight-forward recovery...
  15. Napster

    Battrick news from Q&A pt 1

    GM-Rascal Does playing under "Go For It" orders have any other effect than increasing the performance levels of your team? Hearsay evidence would suggest that it would also seem to result in unpredictable performances from players, is there any truth in this? BT-allanf Go For It improves the...
  16. Slipperduke

    Sorry Spurs

    Juande Ramos said earlier this week that the clash with PSV Eindhoven would be a barometer of his team’s progress since he took the helm, but if that’s the case then there’s a grim storm on the horizon. Most people put Tottenham’s abysmal showing at St Andrews last weekend down to a hangover...
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    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum

  17. FF D.Day Challenge and Sweepstake *Prizes*

    Ok so whichever ZONER puts the news on here first tomorrow with proof...... I will buy a bottle of Champagne for them ......Fingers crossed it is going to be good news and we can all celebrate what will probably be one of the biggest days in our lifetimes of SUFC support. Part two of the...
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    • fingers shirt suppor support
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    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  18. WickfordShrimper

    Bradford Citys support

    http://www.yorkshirepost.co.uk/bradford/Bradford-launch-20000-ticket-target.3819524.jp Bradford City support this season has being very impressive I see why now Now they want to get 20000 crowd next season Bradford City is no bigger than us and may be Ron can do this if we get a our new...
  19. Slipperduke

    The Curse of Spurs

    The Forth Bridge in Scotland is a magnificent sight. A mile and a half long, it’s an immense, yet beautiful assembly of blood red steel bars and rivets carrying hundreds of trains a day over the wonderfully named Firth of Forth. It is said, usually by locals eager to fool a gullible traveller...
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    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  20. Cliff Pavilion

    In Out In Out Shake it all about

    Lee Barnard's injury that we were told yesterday would put him out for two weeks has cleared up enough for him to have late fitness test for tomorrow's game: Lee's Knee Fantastic news but it does seem that no one seems to quite know what the hell's going on with his fitness. Fingers crossed.
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