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  1. Slipperduke

    Champions League Reports

    Apologies, I've been rushed off my feet this week. Here's both games for you. Is it so inconceivable that Arsenal could end this strangest of seasons as Champions of Europe? Arsene Wenger described his side as 'super-outsiders' before the first leg of their clash with Villarreal, but even after...
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    • Replies: 6
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  2. Benfleet A1

    The top tips thread

    In here, we post top tips that will help out our fellow shrimperzoners. Save time in trimming your finger hair by over filling a Zippo lighter then pop outside for a quick smoke. On lighting said lighter your hand will flare up like a leaking gas pipe thus giving your now hairless fingers that...
  3. BLUEBLOOD

    Prediction League News A plea for help ...

    Can i just mention this again please folks ... it'd be nice for occassional players like Nemo, LuckyLuca and Seasidec31i@ (what a bizarre username btw) to see how they are getting on as well as us regulars at the top ... Just PM me if its something that you can help with .. thanks very much...
  4. Irish_Shrimper

    Official Match Thread Southend V Millwall

    Bit early for this, I know - but my journey to Roots Hall starts now for the match tonight, so let the OMT begin too! Hopefully three points in the bag and a further push towards the playoffs later. Looking forward to getting my first look at the new lads in Dorian and Theo...and fingers...
  5. BLUEBLOOD

    Prediction League News UP TO DATE TABLE !!! (of sorts)

    As many of you are no doubt aware i'm a bit of a computer ****** (actually i'm a lot of a computer ****** :doh:) .. so i'm unable to produce one of Mr Benedicts all singing all dancing jobbies, but here is the latest table (i've taken the liberty of leaving out a few people who don't play...
  6. yogi bear up the cagire

    Motivation for this afternoon?

    I have a little problem, in that I'm finding it a little difficult, unlike everyone else on here, getting myself really worked up for this afternoon. I suppose that it doesn't help not going to the game and being 1000kms from the action.........but it's not just that. There has always been a...
  7. Slipperduke

    Football Must Refer To Cricket

    If you've been keeping an eye on the cricket recently then you'll have noticed some interesting experiments taking place in the West Indies. No, don't worry, England are still reassuringly hopeless, they'll never toy with that. It's the officials who are changing; test-piloting a new system of...

  8. Match postponements

    Living and working in London these days means I have a longer journey than some (not all) to Southend home games. Just before leaving work at around 6pm in Farringdon I check the OS to confirm the match is going ahead. I then leg it round to Liverpool Street and get the last possible train...

  9. Ed Upson

    Apparently we have signed Ed Upson on loan from Ipswich for the remainder of the season. He is a 19 year old striker. I have been informed this information from a Ipswich Season Ticket holder - so fingers crossed this information is correct !!!
  10. sadsy

    Norwich to announce new management team at 9.15am

    Fingers crossed it's not Tilly & Brush
  11. Slipperduke

    Victory For Football? Not Quite...

    Finally someone listened to Kaka. Throughout this entire silly episode, the Brazilian midfielder has begged and pleaded with the AC Milan management not to sell him to Manchester City. He has told them that he wants to stay and captain the side. He said that he wanted to grow old at the San...
  12. DTS

    Now the nice stuff is over.

    Now all the fun and games of the Chelsea tie is over and done with I feel Tilly has some serious work to be done if he wants to save this season. Having seen all but one of the homes and most of the aways until my daughter was born I really cant think if many times that we have looked very...
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    • Replies: 16
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  13. duncan bulgaria

    New meaning to tree hugger

    Can anyone beat my pal who upon drinking 3 pints of lager proceeds to talk to anything that isn't human , he has been known to talk to plants that are in pubs and also coat stands . his favourite used to be bins when trying to get him home from clubs he would just stop and talk to them ...
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    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  14. Slipperduke

    Football Manager 2009 Review

    I have a confession to make. My name is Iain Macintosh and I'm a Football Manager-aholic. It started with the original Championship Manager, way back in 1993. It took 45 minutes to load and there were no real player names, but it changed my life. The first football management game that didn't...
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    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  15. OldBlueLady

    Christophe and Laurent

    Well, it's Wednesday, and I think I can now reveal exactly what I've been dropping hints about for the last week or so. Some of you will remember this story which has run in different guises for a month or so...
  16. OldBlueLady

    Fingers crossed - today's going to be a good day

    Well, it's Wednesday, and I think I can now reveal exactly what I've been dropping hints about for the last week or so. Some of you will remember this story which has run in different guises for a month or so...
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    • exactly fingers lauren league schools tilly xbox
    • Replies: 16
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  17. Slipperduke

    Question Interactive Novel Writing

    Ok, bit of a weird one this. I have here the first 1,500 words of a story, battered out in an afternoon to no distinct end or conclusion. It's a first draft, it hasn't been polished or checked and, critically, it doesn't have a direction. I was thinking of a British version of Lost/Journey To...
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    • Replies: 29
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  18. Slipperduke

    Why The Laughter Has To Stop

    It's very rare that you can brutally assess and pass judgement on a football club, as this column did with Tottenham Hotspur two weeks ago, and still be able to come back one match later with plenty of new material. Tottenham, though, are a glorious curiosity for the neutral, but an excuse to...
  19. CC51DAS

    New Bond girl hails from Colchester

    Bond girl Gemma Arterton was born with six fingers on each hand Gemma Arterton, the new Bond girl, has disclosed that she was born with six fingers on each hand. By Matthew Moore Last Updated: 6:18PM BST 07 Oct 2008 Gemma Arterton, the new Bond girl, was born with six fingers on...
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    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  20. Irish_Shrimper

    Orient thrashing, the 'Taking' of the Spread, and Wiggy's Identity Finally Revealed

    I had every intention of defying my usual trend of taking only 4 photos every trip to see Southend play, but the above is all I got this time around :D Friday morning started bright and early at 7am, where Billy no mates here made his way to Shannon Airport. Got a sneaky, and rather greasy...
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    • Replies: 27
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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