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  1. Xàbia Shrimper

    Tony Blair

    While walking down the street one day, Tony Blair is tragically hit by a truck and killed. His soul arrives in Heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance. "Welcome to Heaven," says St. Peter. "Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official...
    • Xàbia Shrimper
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    • arrives barren dressed finds heaven joi parts reminisce rises singing souls stammers trance truck
    • Replies: 8
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  2. Stats

    This Seasons Signings

    This post is not made as a knee jerk reaction to the Hull game, Its made 17 games into the season, long enough IMO to assess players on how they have performed. I love Steve Tilson to bits but must say I think the majority of signings he's made over the summer have been poor. He's bought in...
    • Stats
    • Thread
    • arter caused cert doesnt faul finds foo fusion gran imo jerk league league one money moore spl starter struggles taught wasn
    • Replies: 26
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  3. GregStarz

    Oh god!

    Tilson pings a big, curve ball down Norwich's throat as City try to pick their way through the minefield Mon 9 Oct 06 Shrimpers boss Steve Tilson threw a large curve ball Norwich's way this weekend as he revealed that Southend chairman Ron Martin had refused the Canaries permission speak to...
    • GregStarz
    • Thread
    • barrel cas chief claimed compensation cure curve easier faul finds foo gran hall intact ive league league one package penney roots rounds ruled test triumph wes whoever wish worthing
    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  4. Existing SKY customers

    I tried this last night and managed to get my SKY+ subscription reduced from £36 a month to £18 month for the next 6 months. Check out other peoples experiences here: Digital TV Cost Cutting Give it a go as when you get to Cancellations they will try to ask you about what channels you use, do...
    • Guest
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    • channels cos dial finds freeview package peoples quicker
    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  5. Napster

    Top 50 film endings

    Thoughts? 50. The Blair Witch Project (1999) - The movie isn't particularly scary... at least until the last two minutes, which take the tension level from 10 to 100 at an exponential pace. The final seconds -- wherein a member of the cast is spotted, back turned and facing a corner, as an...
    • Napster
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    • abandoned admire afterwards airplane alternate anderson bankruptcy batman bible bound broadway bullets cas certainty chapter ched cherry chilli chocolate christopher chuck cinema cinematic commissioner connor convertible convincing cops core cos cowboy criminal cruel cup deed desperation diane dining dominance donald edited especially exactly executed exquisite fields finds flash ford fur gender graduate hannah hasn hes heston imitating isaac itself jacob jake kane knowing learning loser lured lynch maria marriages matched merger moody nam nobody nuclear oldest ooh pace packs para parody penn popcorn porn prepared pulled punches ranking rare remembering rendering reservoir romance sarah satisfying scarface science scientology sequel shire sings ski solo spread stairs swim tara tear terror terrorism torch trademark translation trapped trilogy twilight two minutes unknown unseen versions vince wes wild woody worthy writer
    • Replies: 43
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  6. The Watermill Wino

    Daggers update

    Home to Southend United : Daggers Latest 1-3 Latest from Victoria Road Sports Ground Click the refresh button for updates Pre-match at 2.06pm This afternoon the Daggers take on Championship side, Southend United. The Blues will be fielding a first full team for today's match and will...
    • The Watermill Wino
    • Thread
    • ant batt cliff eastwood finds following foo ford freddy eastwood hogan ish ley mackail mark gower mis rounds seventh spencer prior sports trap two minutes
    • Replies: 9
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  7. Smudger

    The Squirrel and The Grasshopper

    >>REST OF THE WORLD VERSION: >> >>The squirrel works hard in the withering heat all summer long, >>building and improving his house and laying up supplies for the >>winter. The grasshopper thinks he's a fool, and laughs and dances and >>plays the summer away. Come winter, the squirrel is warm...
    • Smudger
    • Thread
    • abandoned airport attempted axes bbc bombing burglary ched cos cultural diversity ead failing finds finishing fro fur grasshoppers hasn hijacked ish laden laughs mice minister money multi multicultural newly overcome peoples probation ran rants rate representing res salmon seized shelter singing squirrels taxi temporary trauma worker
    • Replies: 21
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  8. Davros

    Friday Humour

    A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking the monkey jumps all around the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them, then jumps onto the pool table, grabs one of the billiard balls...
    • Davros
    • Thread
    • cherry finds finishing pulled
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  9. How we can win on Sat

    Just a few thoughts about the game after watching Forest on Monday. They play a 3-5-2 formation at the moment with three big centre backs. I personaly think Wayne Gray and Mark Bentley are key to us competing and winning this game. With the wing back system there is often space on the flanks in...
  10. Jonny_Stokes

    Never say...

    Hello folks, Just popped in to congratulate you on the rather cracking run of form that you've been on recently. Can't say that I was expecting it in the slightest (though I suspect that only the most optimistic of Shrimpers would have dreamed you'd be topping the table at this stage!), but...

  11. southend

    What a joke you can only select what stand you can sit in and its finds you a seat, it could at least give you the option of what block! Not impressed!
  12. wiggy

    Husbands on tour,

    Walsall. Bristol Rovers not impressed, Mersons gonna give him a go. Think the conference beckons, was he one of Newman or Wignalls finds, think he came from Villa with Jay Smith!
  13. wiggy

    Husbands on tour,

    Walsall. Bristol Rovers not impressed, Mersons gonna give him a go. Think the conference beckons, was he one of Newman or Wignalls finds, think he came from Villa with Jay Smith!

  14. Your Guide to Port Vale

    Hello all- i'm sure you lot are looking forward to the new season with anticipation.  I know we are after a very positve pre season.  We are pretty confident that we can threaten the top 6 after last years injury-ravaged disaster of a campaign.  Congratulations on your promotion and i hope you...
    • fuzzyvalefan
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    • afford arter dimi displays finds gest greater horton jury matthews pace pacey pilkington popularity reliable restricted stalled starter threaten tipping vale walsh wouldn youth
    • Replies: 11
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  15. Surreal ?

    Is it just me that finds all this a tad surreal, talking about promotion and Notts Forest. Talking about the Championship and who we are gonna buy. Not having to go to $%&* holes like Carlisle, Macclesfield and Orient. It's like a dream ...

  16. Leon C

    Just read a good post from Kenny about his memories of the last seven years and it he referred to the loss of Leon Cort and the Constantine fellow. Which was the greater loss? Take your pick. In Constantine we had found our first 20+ scorer for some time and many felt that loss would hurt our...
    • rabbloke
    • Thread
    • barrett cort deed finds greater introduced posted replicate spin
    • Replies: 6
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  17. BoyWonder2

    "Cele" Spotting

    At Duke last night, a certain Tesfaye Bramble and Kieron Dyer were out and about (I was told Titus was going to be there but had drove down from Newcastle and was shattered). I spoke to Tes, well I had to because everyone else was talking to Dyer. I told him that I thought he played ok at...
  18. Andy_S

    Hornchurch FC is no more

    Carrying on from the other thread, it was confirmed today that Hornchurch FC have ceased trading and have been replaced by a new team known as AFC Hornchurch. The Management duo of Tony Choules and Carl Taylor who were brought in after the previous collapse have had to leave, and I should...
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    • Thread
    • accountants advised announcements applied brough budgets capital ched choules cliff collapse especially essex finds foo football fox itself joi league money patience prepared proposed pyramid suppor support taylor youth
    • Replies: 13
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  19. Xàbia Shrimper

    Chav Town

    Prompted by another poster, here it is : "That Chav hasn't originated in Southend comes as a great shock to me. The town has a feature the chavster finds irresistable, a 'seafront'. That this doesn't actually front the sea, but rather the estuary of the moving cesspool that...
    • Xàbia Shrimper
    • Thread
    • arcades brandon chavs chinnerys concrete cruise encounter fenchurch finds flock foo football hasn ish kee mercedes mile neo pebbles pubs rock shift shirt southend stray town tracy
    • Replies: 22
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  20. Napster

    Chav towns.co.uk

    Southend-on-Sea (The Place To Be) _POSTEDON Saturday, December 18 @ 20:17:12 GMT by SimonA [ Edit | Delete ] SimonA _WRITES "That Chav hasn't originated in Southend comes as a great shock to me. The town has a feature the chavster finds irresistable, a 'seafront'. That...
    • Napster
    • Thread
    • arcades brandon chavs chinnerys concrete cruise encounter fenchurch finds flock foo football hasn ish kee mercedes mile neo pebbles pubs rock shift shirt southend southend-on-sea stray town tracy
    • Replies: 11
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
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