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  1. Napster

    Damon Searle

    Ploughs on - now joined Barry Town http://www.walesonline.co.uk/footballnation/football-news/2009/02/07/searle-finds-home-comforts-in-barry-move-91466-22875049/
  2. BLUEBLOOD

    Time of the month

    A study conducted by UCLA’s Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she...
  3. OldBlueLady

    The Apprentice - week 1

    Whoever the 16th person was who "bottled it" before the tv stage, he enjoyed more air time than the majority of those on the men's team - Howard excepted. Tonight was all about the meltdown in the girls' team. Stepping up to the plate in week 1, Mona (surely the a and n are the wrong way round?)...
    • OldBlueLady
    • Thread
    • boardroom cabs cas caused choudhury cleaning dissent enjoyed entertained finds gobby industrial lucrative luxury meltdown money philip pulling repeating resources shoe steveo strategy walsh washing wasn
    • Replies: 19
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  4. Slipperduke

    Prove You're Not A Cheat

    As Cristiano Ronaldo lay on the frozen turf at St James Park watching a chorus line of tiny birds circling his head, I wonder if he had time to ponder the irony of his situation. After years spent convincing referees that he had been fouled when he hadn't, he now finds himself being cynically...
    • Slipperduke
    • Thread
    • ant arrogance attracting coloured convincing distrust easier emotions exactly existed faster finds hadn intervention primitive prostitutes quashed rate serial somewhere suspicion
    • Replies: 10
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  5. canveyshrimper

    A Sensitive Man

    A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they connect; they end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment she notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears. There are three shelves in the...
    • canveyshrimper
    • Thread
    • arrange carefully connect finds hes length qui sensitive touched
    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  6. Slipperduke

    Guilty Secrets

    Mrs Slipperduke was away last weekend and, making use of the peace, the quiet and the chance to watch the telly for once I had a little flick through the channels. Spinning through the schedules, I chanced upon a show that I used to love when I was younger and I tuned in for 'just a couple of...
  7. Slipperduke

    The Fall of Roman's Empire?

    The rumours that Roman Abramovich is attempting to sell Chelsea may have been quickly denied by the club, but when you stack up the numbers, it's all too plausible. Stamford Bridge has been a black hole for the Russian oligarch's cash and, in a year when he's lost so much money elsewhere, it...
    • Slipperduke
    • Thread
    • belts bulk claiming consolidation convince eager finds fortune fro gbp gulf ish league one money nicolas ran respected russian saudi stack twelve vince wallet youth
    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  8. South Bank Hank

    Supporting a club like Southend United

    As I sat high up in the Shed End at Stamford Bridge enjoying our moment in the sun on the greyest of winter days, soaking up the Blue Voice inspired atmosphere, taking in the flag-waving travelling Shrimper army bedecked in yellow and coping with the perforation of my ear-drums from an incessant...
    • South Bank Hank
    • Thread
    • affinity army axed christians compares coping filling finds fleet following gain hall ley liverpool mercedes money motivated nationals occasions overcome rafael relative resources riches roots soaking successes support tunnel unfashionable
    • Replies: 27
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  9. Suffolk Shrimper In Dorset

    Thirty Years On - The Parallels

    Thirty years ago today we played Liverpool at Roots Hall in Round 3 of the FA Cup. I was relieved. It was a game that should have been played the previous weekend but had been postponed due to the arctic conditions that were gripping the country at that time. That weekend had been due to go on...
  10. seany t

    A 'Blonde' joke I really found quite funny...

    A blind man enters a lesbian bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender in a loud voice, "Hey bartender, you wanna hear a dumb blonde joke?"!!! The bar immediately falls deathly quiet. In a very deep, husky...
    • seany t
    • Thread
    • deathly enters finds mister phd qui
    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  11. Ron Manager

    Shrimpers United in Brisbane

    Statski77 (Matt) is currently over here on holiday visiting his family who live in Brisbane now and last night we met up for the Queensland Roar game. We had a few beers pre-match in Caxton Street and into the ground where he took a few photo's which I'm sure will be posted on here when he...
    • Ron Manager
    • Thread
    • atmosphere enjoyed especially finds following posted qui singing ski
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  12. the clique

    are they for real? jeez any debate not conforming to their taste and they pounce like a pack of wild dogs. at times they are ill mannered and just rant!!! to top it all one poster PMd me demanding i show him respect. these people have never heard of freedom of speech or putting it another...
  13. South Bank Hank

    Post-Match Thread and Ratings Southend United 3 Colchester 3

    If it can ever really be said that we scored (twice!) too early, then it could be said about this one. After the midweek heroics against Leeds, it was always going to be difficult to raise ourselves a second time in such quick succession. With the visiting Ewes enjoying a rest during the week...
    • South Bank Hank
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    • barnard brough claimed divide dominance finds finishing fur jury lauren lumps singing tacking
    • Replies: 107
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  14. Why bother francis?

    from what i've seen of the guy in past seasons compared to this season, is there any point of him even turning up to games at the weekend? theres no passion, no commitment and no concentration. Does anyone know any reason why this sudden drop in form has occured? He has gone from a solid...
  15. sufc_tom

    What Roots Hall Reception for Paynter?

    http://www.thisisswindontownfc.co.uk/news/headlines/display.var.2461023.0.billy_going_back_to_his_roots.php Lets cheer him then, and then he'll feel like an *** saying that we'll boo him :D So CHEER not BOO!
  16. Hotman

    lefties protest at bank bailout

    http://uk.news.yahoo.com/ap/20081010/img/pbs-britain-markets-717896c-c6adbc03cf11.html am I the only one who finds it ironic that a bunch of students and soap dodging dole artists are complaining about others being bailed out?
    • Hotman
    • Thread
    • artists dodging finds lefties
    • Replies: 16
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  17. Uncle Leo

    There's only two Lee Barnards

    Good to see that when Lee Barnard isn't busy firing in the goals for us he's busy running for Congress. Of course, he's not the only multi-tasking Shrimper (past or present). Jason Lee has starred in My Name Is Earl, whilst Mike Marsh was a very handy 200m runner In the warm glow of last...
  18. Forever A Shrimper

    Wireless Internet...

    So, I got my Laptop back from the repair shop today and he had taken all my programs off of it becuase they were all messed up. This morning I installed a driver to allow my Belkin USB adaptor to work which it did, then when I plug in the USB it finds the network but gets stuck at "Acquiring...

  19. Al Murray - Tickets

    Dont know if anyone finds him as funny as myself, But I have some FRONT ROW tickets to see him in central London, for the filming of Series 3 of "Al Murray The Pub Landlord" I have all I need so now offering them out to others, if they want them... 27/09/2008 07/10/2008 I have 4 tickets for...
  20. The Big Shrimp

    Harry Kewell Goes To Murderers!

    Putting aside most peoples dislike of Leeds United, am I the only person who finds Kewell's transfer to Galatasary astonishing? Thinking back to when Kewell was a Leeds player, he was part of the team that played Galatasary the day after two Leeds fans were murdered by scum. The scum that did...
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