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  1. Slipperduke

    Barcelona

    Barcelona booked their place in the Champions League semi-finals with a 1-0 win over Schalke, but they were made to work for it in a game that could have been over by half-time, had the Germans taken their chances. Mirko Slomka's side were timid and over-cautious in the first leg in...
  2. fbm

    The fbm report - Walsall

    BLUES GO FOURTH AFTER SADDLERS STROLL Well, stroll might be too strong a word for what on paper was only a 1-0 victory but in reality Southend put on their best and most entertaining performance for many weeks as they totally dominated Walsall at Roots Hall today. The fact that the scoreline...
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    • Replies: 12
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  3. Slipperduke

    The Grand Slam

    The tension that has been slowly building all week is now approaching critical mass. The clock is ticking down to Grand Slam Sunday and the mind games have begun in earnest. This is what football is all about and I love it. Mind you, I don’t support one of the big four, so I can settle back and...
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    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  4. Slipperduke

    Ribery Set To Shine

    With Euro 2008 now less than 100 days away and UEFA showing no signs of inexplicably kicking anyone out of the tournament to make room for England, it’s time for acceptance. Naturally, this acceptance will come easier to you than it will to me, which is why I decided to get the heads-up on a few...
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    • bath bundesliga cantona champions cup easier emotion failing hitman humiliation league naturally physical probable shirt stealing stepped substitute trump
    • Replies: 9
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  5. sufcintheprem

    New ideas for TV shows

    Our five-a-side game at Mile End was one player short tonight so someone suggested having a reality TV show to find an extra player. Part of me found this so funny it needed sharing, part of it is undoubtedly self-indulgent but a big part of me is hopeful of getting more ideas from the good...
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    • Replies: 66
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  6. Grayson

    NZ v Eng ODI Series

    So, I got up this morning bright and early at 5am eagerly anticipating an England comeback. I wake up to 120-5, and soon after see Bopara run out Cook. Shambolic performance sees us struggle to 158 all out. We then drop 2 catches early on, and get beaten easily by 10 wickets. Waste of my bloody...

  7. Sir Slipperduke

    Mr Slipper (Iain) has now finished his first masterpiece and it will soon be available under the counter in your local newsagents.. failing that ... .Expect to see this link appearing quite a lot in the next few months...

  8. Sir Slipperduke

    Mr Slipper (Iain) has now finished his first masterpiece and it will soon be available under the counter in your local newsagents.. failing that ... .Expect to see this link appearing quite a lot in the next few months...
    • Cricko
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    • Replies: 19
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  9. Sir Slipperduke

    Mr Slipper (Iain) has now finished his first masterpiece and it will soon be available under the counter in your local newsagents.. failing that ... .Expect to see this link appearing quite a lot in the next few months...
    • Cricko
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    • appearing failing foo macintosh qui
    • Replies: 22
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  10. Slipperduke

    Time Running Out for Rafa

    Time Running Out for Rafa I’ve never been entirely sure about Alan Curbishley. He never seems to be the kind of man who can turn a game, the motivational dynamo who can lift the players, or the tactical genius who can outwit the greats. I’m not still not sure he’s any of the above, but he’s...
  11. Slipperduke

    Slipperduke's Slippery Column

    Time Running Out for Rafa I’ve never been entirely sure about Alan Curbishley. He never seems to be the kind of man who can turn a game, the motivational dynamo who can lift the players, or the tactical genius who can outwit the greats. I’m not still not sure he’s any of the above, but he’s...

  12. Tomorrows Attack

    I no you all have proberly thought about it, but with now James Walker failing to sign for us that only leaves us with one ou and out stricker, Gary Hooper, what do we do?
  13. Slipperduke

    Vote Mourinho!

    In the wake of the inevitable sacking of Steve McClaren, the English Football Association has promised an urgent review of the national game. They might want to start by looking at the cack-handed, bungling manner in which they last tried to hire a manager and promising to avoid a repeat...

  14. Luton Charged

    Looks serious.... HATTERS FACE FA CHARGES By Martyn Ziegler, PA Chief Sports Reporter More than 50 disciplinary charges are to be brought against Luton, former and current club officials and six agents alleging breach of regulations regarding payments to agents, the Football Association...
  15. South Bank Hank

    Totty Cup 2 - DRAW

    Going into the hat this morning are: Rachel Stevens after her comprehensive 5-3 victory over Beyonce Knowles. Jessica Alba who came from behind in a tight, pulsating affair with Maria Sharapova to sneak through on the away goals rule. Anne Hathaway after dispatching Lillia Kopylova, scoring...
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    • Replies: 6
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  16. Time to bring in another winger?

    With Mark Gower still failing to last 90 minutes, and Tommy Black now seemingly injured, is it time to dip into the loan market and bring in another winger?

  17. Hi Guys

    Cobblers fan here.I'm not going to cause trouble:angel: TBH i thought you were very lucky to win.I had Kirk and Clarke to score at any time and they both missed sitters in the space of 5 mins. You were pretty solid at the back which generally you are. We wasted our set peices,Jones...
  18. DTS

    What has Simon Francis done?

    Does anyone else think he is far too good to be stuck in the stiffs. I accept he is prone to lapses of concentration sometimes but lets face it so are they all. Having watched another 90 mins of Tommy Cack failing to produce anything, or tackle back I cant help but think Francis could do a...
  19. Napster

    Megson confirmed as Bolton Manager

    Megson appointed Bolton manager Megson has won only seven Premier League games out of 48 Bolton Wanderers have appointed Gary Megson as their new manager. The former Leicester boss has signed a two-and-a-half year contract and will be in charge for Sunday's Premier League game against...
  20. scrounger

    Dump

    Lowering the tone a bit here but it is an essential discussion topic IMO: To whom it may concern: Taking A Dump... I'm sure that upon reading this, you'll nod your head in agreement as you will all have experienced most, if not all of the scenarios listed. If you haven't you need more...
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    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
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