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A Bit of Fun London Lite snippet
Just a little bit in the London Lite tonight, said Tilly is still looking for another striker this week after failing in a bid for James Scowcroft last week.- Clinton Baptiste
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London Tube
A list of actual announcements that London Tube train drivers have made to their passengers... 1) "Ladies and Gentlemen, I do apologize for the delay to your service. I know you're all dying to get home, unless, of course, you happen to be married to my ex-wife, in which case you'll want to...- shrimper loz
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Cello Scrotum
Enjoyed this article on the BBC web site: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/7853564.stm In particular: A top doctor has admitted her part in hoodwinking a leading medical journal after inventing a medical condition called "cello scrotum". Elaine Murphy - now Baroness Murphy - dreamt up...- A Century United
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Rafa's Not Keane On Robbie
As a GBP20m striker, failing to make the starting line-up is disappointing. Being repeatedly substituted on the odd occasion that you do is even worse. But the nadir of Robbie Keane's short and unhappy time on Merseyside must surely be the indignity of being kicked off the bench in favour of...- Slipperduke
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- Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
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The Midfield Puzzle...
Chelsea game aside, these last few weeks have been more and more worrying for the club... With our success over the last few years has come an ever increasing fan base with ever increasing expectations and with the team now failing to meet these expectations yesterday, for the first time, I...- ShrimplyTheBest
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Exclusive Interview
Jeff Stelling interviews the Artist, sometimes known as chadded, often referred to as Biffa, after a stunning win in the Totty Cup. Steve, congratulations on the victory, you must be very pleased. Yea, obviously I'm delighted, it's a great win, and I'm very proud. Going back to the opening...- chadded
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SZ's Southend United Hall of Fame - Stan Collymore
The next man up for election to the Southend United Hall of Fame is Stanley Victor Collymore. I think Stan might be the first man to divide opinion sufficiently to have a few no votes. After all, longevity is one of the criteria and Stan only graced a Southend shirt thirty-three times and...- Yorkshire Blue
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Are you starting to lose it?
Your Yearly Dementia Test It's that time of year to take our annual senior citizen test. Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it's important to keep mentally alert. If you don't use it, you lose it! Below is a very private way to gauge your...- Ricey
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If I was recruiting for Sunderland
I would be using all my contacts to get Roberto Mancini to come and have a look. Failing that, I would give Houllier a call. Failing that, Big Sam would be my man. This chairmanship business is a piece of cake.- sufcintheprem
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- Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
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Shadow front bencher arrested.
Ok, I know politics is a dodgy subject at the moment, but felt this story needed reporting. Be interesting to see how it develops, in my opinion. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/lawandorder/3532133/Tory-minister-Damian-Green-arrested-under-the-Official-Secrets-Acts.html...- Crabby Shrimper
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The Never Everton Story
And so ends a miserable weekend for the more prosperous end of the Premier League. Wigan's narrow victory over a lacklustre Everton at the JJB Stadium meant that, along with every member of the big four failing to score, every team in the top ten failed to win. The victory drags Steve Bruce's...- Slipperduke
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Interview with an Exile: Part 3 - Canada Shrimper
This week, John from Canada takes part in the interview with an exile chat. The following picture is from his latest trip over to Southend for the Swindon game: 1) How long have you been an exile? A) Been out of the country for 10 years less 8 months in the middle 2) Why did you...- Irish_Shrimper
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Barton Pushes His Luck
Sorry chaps, forgot to upload this last night... Well, that didn't take long, did it? Just one week after his composed, match-winning performance against West Bromwich Albion, the halo above Joey Barton's head began to slip. Like all the best horror films, the metamorphosis from man to beast...- Slipperduke
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Today's inveterate gambler's thread
Post your own imminently-failing bets here. Acca: Reading Carlisle Leeds Posh Gills Vale FG Acca: Beccio Doyle Rooney- Jonny_Stokes
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Platini Has Sold Us Out
The arrival of Michel Platini as the head of UEFA was supposed to herald a new dawn for European football. It was the ascent of a footballing legend, a lover of the game, into a position of great power. What a shame that he's turned out to be just like the faceless bureaucrats he replaced...- Slipperduke
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What's your favourite SUFC player debut EVER?
Following on from the second half thread, what's your favourite ever debut by a Southend player? The ONLY rule is you must have been there. In recent memory, for me it's got to be the Eastwood hattrick vs Swansea, or failing that, the mighty Dreeeewe against Cheltenham.- Che's Left Foot
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what a joke
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/education/2261307/Toddlers-who-dislike-spicy-food-racist,-say-report.html Toddlers who turn their noses up at spicy food from overseas could be branded racists by a Government-sponsored agency. The National Children's Bureau, which receives...- Hotman
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Arnau
From PA Sport: ARNAU SET FOR SEASIDERS By Damian Spellman, PA Sport Sunderland misfit Arnau could be heading for Blackpool after failing to persuade manager Roy Keane he has a part to play on Wearside. The 26-year-old is training with the Coca-Cola Championship club with a view to completing...- bluearmy1
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How long before...
Big Phil is sacked as Chelski manager after failing to get through to the Quarter finals of a 'major' tournament?? I say 2-4 weeks- sufc_tom
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Bristol City v Hull City
There can’t be many people who, when the Championship season began, thought that today’s SG$120m Play-Off Final would be contested between newly promoted Bristol City and almost relegated Hull City. In fact, if you’d have asked an expert, or even if you’d just have asked me, you’d have been told...- Slipperduke
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