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everyday

  1. Fed up with this feeling!

    Everyday I remorselessly log in to see if we have signed anyone and always nothing. The club keep saying keep in touch over the next few days but still nothing (ignoring Che and Jay)! Anyone else just beginning to feel we are never going to sign anyone? I have much respect for Tilly but I...
  2. BoyWonder2

    Help Required

    Guys, I need your help big time seeing as Scriv hasn't responded yet and I'm in a race against the clock. My football team, Norton FC, is hosting a friendly with our Italian counterparts, Norton FC, and we need a pitch to hire for the game. Seeing as a fair few of us are Southend...
  3. Friday

    Joke 1: Once upon a time in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. By a surprising coincidence, both were blind from birth. One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest, and the snake was slithering through the forest, when the bunny tripped over the...
  4. Chav: The Movie

    STREETS rapper MIKE SKINNER is being lined up to star in a new movie that celebrates chav culture. As Britain’s leading urban poet and unofficial spokesman of the chav lifestyle, Mike is ideal to take a main role in Chav: The Movie. Like the 1979 film Quadrophenia which was set in the Sixties...
  5. fbm

    Let's sort this out once and for all

    I have not really enjoyed the posts over the last few days on the zone. It seems to be getting more and more like the Rivals site everyday. Now, contrary to popular belief, I am NOT one of those who sees everything through rose tinted spectacles. Everyone is entitled to their opinion, and...
  6. Morrissey

    Last night, after enjoying the Croatia game and a few well earned beers at my local I returned home kebab in hand and switched on VH2. They were showing Morrisseys video 'Everyday is like Sunday'. I had inbibed a few too many beers but it really looked liked the video had been shot down...
  7. Napster

    Groundhog Day

    My favourite film... Sunday February 1, 2004 The Observer (Today) is Groundhog Day. Perhaps your diary does not remind you of this celebration; mine lists nothing between Epiphany and St Valentine's. Maybe because the 117-year-old Groundhog festival takes place in Punxsutawney, western...
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