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  1. Southend_Lady

    Question Rayleigh High Street Roadworks

    I drive to Rayleigh Station everyday and I have to go through the High Street to get there. As of yesterday, there are major gas works which means the road is closed. I heard on the radio that it is from Eastwood Road to Hockley Road. I was going to drive towards the High Street to see whats...
    • Southend_Lady
    • Thread
    • ashingdon crow crown eastwood everyday exactly gas pain
    • Replies: 17
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  2. Sammy The Shrimp

    Lack of transfer activity threads

    Is it just me or is anyone else getting enoyed of the threads saying we haven't got enough players or no players being brought in. everyday there is a new thread saying we have a small squad. i think everyone has got the picture. we know we have a small squad, tilly knows that and i can...

  3. Coming Soon To ShrimperZone - "SHRIMPERSOAP"

    Forget Eastenders or Coronation Street, ShrimperZone will shortly have its own soap..... 'Dad of Dave The Shrimper' has produced a 278 page book entitled “My Life as a Shrimper". It is the story of everyday shrimperfolk, the story of growing up with Southend United, of creating a monster that...
    • Cricko
    • Thread
    • chief cos everyday posted suppor support
    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  4. Coming Soon To ShrimperZone - "SHRIMPERSOAP"

    Forget Eastenders or Coronation Street, ShrimperZone will shortly have its own soap..... 'Dad of Dave The Shrimper' has produced a 278 page book entitled “My Life as a Shrimper". It is the story of everyday shrimperfolk, the story of growing up with Southend United, of creating a monster that...
    • Cricko
    • Thread
    • chief cos everyday posted suppor support
    • Replies: 23
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  5. Winkle

    Vanity?

    I like to think I have been around a bit, you know, seen a few things preety much unshockable really, however over the last few months I have been hearing so many different stories especially when it comes to looking after oneself regarding appearance and grooming. Last night A very good friend...
    • Winkle
    • Thread
    • alittle crack especially everyday hes nails oneself tsunami
    • Replies: 62
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  6. DTS

    How too take this joke forward?

    Rightio, Basically on Monday Ben at work got a really weird email from a customer on Friday last week. This email was from someone called Mr Slater - The bloke basically said that who the hell was Ben to ask him about his personal details - All he wanted was a mortgage quote? He asked Ben is he...
    • DTS
    • Thread
    • brokers everyday heres hotmail lasagne lenders ley mortgage mortgages prepared salad tone
    • Replies: 20
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  7. Southend_Lady

    the word ****

    I dont know about the rest of you but in the last couple years I have noticed the increased use in this delightful four letter word. More and more "sensible" people are using it in everyday life. Sometimes it comes from the mouth of someone you wouldnt ever in your wildest dreams have...
  8. Winkle

    A new sentian being!

    "Hello" I thought waking up this afternoon after a nice night at work, yawning and turning over I stuck an oblivitory finger in my belly button and felt something weird! You see I have quite a deep belly button with quite a large girth area and usually when sticking my finger in it I can reach...
    • Winkle
    • Thread
    • bin crow crows everyday qui shift sticking
    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  9. How many times do you drink a week

    Simple Poll to find out who the drunks are. I would have to say everyday in one form or another
    • Cricko2
    • Thread
    • dru everyday
    • Replies: 29
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  10. JoshC

    Dear Richie...

    Dear Richie, I was wondering if you could use your amazing outlook on life to help me, the members of shrimperzone have been giving me a lot of negative rep recently and its beginning to takes its toll on everyday life (phobia of red) please could you put this straight please.:cry:

  11. Relegation Blues -

    more everyday bollox from the majority population who don't support a relegated club - - "I was a bit surprised, they played really well against Spurs" - "I thought they were quite a good side." -"do you think Eastwood will move then?" - "there are some good sides in League One" - "oh well...
  12. DTS

    Women in my office

    Sandie in my office has just had a moan at me as I said the following to a customer. "We dont need anything additonal from yourself of the wife". Sandie claims this is demeaning to women. Personally I think it is typical women moaning for the sake of it. If I loose I promise not to...
    • DTS
    • Thread
    • cup everyday following
    • Replies: 11
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  13. David Essex

    Music videos, films, tv progs

    Thought id start a thread which could become the definitive guide for Southend caught on camera. Ill open it with the Morrissey video for the song "Everyday is like Sunday" this is filmed entireley around Southend sea front with great views of the pier.
  14. Davros

    Monday Humour

    I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, start out dead and get it out of the way. Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your...
    • Davros
    • Thread
    • alcohol cycle everyday heating ish larger pension primary
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  15. palexander

    Brush's interview on BW...

    Interesting radio interview with Brush on BW talking about Clarke and transfers etc. He says its proving very frustrating to get players in (tell us about it!!) because we are going for other teams 'good first team players'. Now its obvious to put 2 and 2 together once we know...
    • palexander
    • Thread
    • doesnt ell everyday exactly fur ive mis proving suprise tilly transfers wouldn
    • Replies: 11
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  16. DTS

    Office Loser

    You know what its like when your at work - You always get one person at work who is a complete lost it. The sort of person that is destined to spend their life living in a cave as they cant cope with human contact. My one from memory is a bloke called Darren.He supported Liverpool but never...
    • DTS
    • Thread
    • everyday liverpool rea rounds socks suppor walls
    • Replies: 33
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  17. Suffolk Blue

    Its a bit late now but...

    So this is how some teams suddenly managed to get a regular couple of thousand votes each day... "From a Barnsley site...<QUOTE>Automatic Daily Entry to Coca Cola Win A Player Competition - Win a  Player For Barnsley Football Club!!! We've added a form that will automatically enter you each...

  18. Coca Cola and Tesco

    I was in the Tesco Extra store in Inverness last night, and Inverness Caley Thistle have a display just inside with a Caley Thistle banner, scarves, etc and coca-cola logos as well, trying to encourage people to vote for the win-a-player. If they can do it, what's to stop Southend trying the...
    • Shrimp in a Kilt
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    • ban encourage everyday
    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  19. LORD TILLY on talkSPORT ......

    Im suprised I havent seen any other mention of it on here  but Tilly was on talkSPORT  on the sportsbreakfast with Alan Brazil and Beaky yesterday { Monday} morning.  It wass quite a lengthy interview with Tilly but 3  things stuck in my memory that i wish to relay to SZ                        ...
  20. Napster

    Ricky Otto

    Now working for the probation service in Coventry... 'Jermaine Pennant can be a role model for youngsters - just like me' says reformed bad boy Ricky Otto! By Ian Clarkson 06-July-05 Former Birmingham midfielder Ricky Otto, who knows a thing or two about transgressing the law, has told...
    • Napster
    • Thread
    • ant applied applies blues clarkson colourful continued darkest didn encourage everyday foo includes league league one lifestyle probation punishments recognise sentence sings stint
    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: Ex-Shrimpers
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