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  1. DTS

    Thoughts from the East Stand.

    Right - Not going to talk about the game as there are a million threads on that however there are some other points I would like too touch on. Had a few drinks in the spread before the game as I have come to enjoy. Served by the ever friendly McNasty. Its fast becoming a Shrimperzone haven in...
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    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  2. Thicko

    Being a tad thick it seems,can somebody please explain to me how to put a pic on here that dosent come out as just a thumbnail pic. ive tried attaching ..images etc but am completely lost now.:confused: Cheers.
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  3. DTS

    Do you think gynecologist get a lot of action?

    Just been talking with my mate Ben in the office about a career change. Not that either of us are looking but we were saying it would be nice to do a job you enjoyed rather than a job purley for the money. Mortgage Broking is fine and good money but dosent really get my juices flowing. I said...
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    • dose dosent enjoyed flowing juices money peoples teacher wished
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  4. Walking back with *****( re freddy)

    I left the Civic today and walked back to the ground with a current first team player ( it would be unfair to name him )....We were chatting about the ground etc .and i asked about Freddy....... By the way Freddy left the Civic meeting halfway through....the opinion is ......According to the...

  5. dead already?

    Once again it seems that the Minority will outweigh the Majority. I have lived in Southend all my life and have supported our team for over 35 years but once again it seems the backward thinking of this council and a few select groups will stop any progress as far as our New Stadium and future...
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    • attract behave cos developer dose dosent failing growth hanks havent isnt jobs lived liverpool minority principle proposed qui retail shoppers sports stones suffering supermarket suppor tescos town towns
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    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  6. DTS

    Spurs in the Cup.

    I know we have to get past Barnsley first which wont be easy but the Spurs draw should in theory be a massive draw for the club. As a kid I remember when we got Everton away and I didnt sleep for a week before - The same for Sheffield Wednesday a season or two later..... Yet now Spurs who are...
  7. DTS

    Are you still enjoying football

    For the first time in god knows how many years Dad of DtS has decided he wont be going to the Boxing Day game at Norwich as he dosent fancy it. I am in the same zone but have not decided yet. Normally Fridays are a write off for me as I am looking forward to a trip to Roots Hall but at the...
  8. DTS

    Fringe Players

    All the above are in my opinion chasing players rather than first name on the team sheet. But who do you think will play the least this season for the Blues. Personally I think it will be Mitchell Cole - Too much competition for wing spots compared to the other posittions eg - Wilson will play...
  9. DTS

    Looking unlikely today.

    What do you reckon lads. Personally I am gutted as been waiting all week but it dosent look like it happening.
  10. DTS

    Funniest SZ Poster

    Bit like end of season awards but for the many posters on SZ. Lots of funny people on here but who is funniest. I have to go for N'Zamba Ledgend - He dosent post that often but what he does post is pure comedy genius. I have cried mysefl to tears over a few of his comments. Other good...
  11. DTS

    Who was better

    Big debate on the train on Saturday. Stan I think was 22 at the time he played for us and Freddy is of course 22 now. But who was best. Stan could make a goal from nothing. He was in a poor team and yet single handily score 15 goals in 30 games for the Blues. Whilst he didnt maybe make the most...
  12. DTS

    My mates stag do

    We have got a mates stag do coming up in June in Germany for the WC and are debating how best to stich him up. My mate Matt who is best man has come up with the following idea which a few of us think is horrible. His plan is we do nothing to him all week until the last day when we give him £50...
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    • convince dose following raped vince
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  13. Tuesday laugh

    Nick the Dragon Slayer had a long-standing obsession to nuzzle the beautiful Queen's voluptuous breasts, but he knew the penalty for this would be death. One day he revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the Physician, who was the King's chief doctor. Horatio the Physician...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  14. The General

    Got some bad news for you all ...

    Pettefer and Gower latest A double dose of bad news, infact ... Kev
  15. The Artful Shrimper

    Veritas

    Robert Silky Killroy has unveiled his new party with the declaration to stand up to the "nonsense that is multiculturalism". Not to be condfused with The BNP who are against other,race and culture. Under Veritas then we can expect a return to school assemblies singing christian songs...
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    • bin buildings civil convince culture dose ell heritage laden multiculturalism muslims osama palestinian religious singing socialist vince
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  16. DTS

    Jim Corbett

    I am currently off work having had a knee op and to pass the hours of mind numbing boredem I have watched the Blues 03/04 DVD. Few things struck me such as Connies goals really did keep us up, the defence was shocking and Gower should shoot everytime he gets the ball...However..... Watching...
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    • amazed blues ched didn didnt dose dosent foo football lose
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    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  17. Anyone taking Cardiff memorabilia

    Only ask because I don't want to be the only one in the silver LDV final shirt over my LDV final polo shirt, my LDV final cap on, waving my LDV final flag and with my LDV final elephants-foot umbrella stand tucked underneath my arm. Then I'd look silly. Seriously, though, someone...
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