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  1. DTS

    Help me settle tonights food dilema.

    On a Wednesday night I go out and play football. As a result the Mrs kindly had dinner on the table for me when I get home at 9pm. As a night in can be a bit boring when you only have a 15 month old for company the Mrs often invites one of her pals over for some food which I always encourage as...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  2. DTS

    Question Does your partner know your "magic number".

    Think I have mentioned it before but one of my best mates got married and then left his wife three weeks later. Couldnt really understand it at the time but turns out he had been having a six month affair behind his girlfriend of 10 years back. Since then he has been wracked with guilt and has...
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    • ands dose dosent figs grave havent includes
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  3. steveo

    England Call for Bent

    So what dose Kevin Davis have to do? I dont like Bolton and I dont like Davis but surely this bloke is worth a shout ahead of Cole and Bent.
  4. Smiffy

    Breaking News Head, Shoulders, Knees & Toes!

    This is the tune the players are loving and dancing to in the dressing room at the minute. Tilly hates it... If we make the play-offs, Tilly has laid down the gauntlet and said he will bust a few moves of his own infront of them all! OS Article For dose of you dat dun no bout dis tune...
  5. Slipperduke

    Redknapp's "Mish Mash" Players

    Michael Dawson summed it up best in the post-match interview. Most players, having secured a place at Wembley would bound onto the screen with a broad grin, congratulate, "the lads," and then scamper off for a late night on the bubbles. Not this time. Instead Dawson hung his head in shame. How...
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    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  6. DTS

    S/T buying the Chelsea ticket online

    Lads, How the **** do buy my ST seat on line for the Chelsea game? Dad told me its a simple link but I cant seem to do it. I have been sent a link cakked Blues exclusive but it dosent seem to help. Ahhhh
  7. Slipperduke

    No Faith In Liverpool

    Liverpool Have Not Earned My Faith Alan Hansen ruined it for everyone. Before his infamous "you'll not win anything with kids" moment on the BBC in the mid-90s, football writers and pundits had the freedom to be as damning as they liked without the fear of a nasty comeuppance. But...
  8. Slipperduke

    Gunners Fire Blanks

    How Arsenal could have done with a win here. With two disastrous results behind them and a foreboding clash with Manchester United waiting on Saturday, this was a perfect opportunity to boost morale, on and off the pitch, but it wasn't to be. Fenerbahce, much improved from their humiliating...
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    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  9. Clinton Baptiste

    Tilly eyeing championship midfielder

    http://www.echo-news.co.uk/theblues/3624442.Repeat_dose_to_cure_lee_/ Down the bottom Tilly looking at another loan deal. And surprise surprise Barney has picked up a knock.
  10. Ayrshire Blue

    Mildenhall or Joyce

    What I have seen of our new keepers in pre season I'm finding it really difficult to pick between the two of them and I think it will be interesting to see them do battle for the starting place. Mildenhall has been giving shirt number 1 but that dosent mean anything. Want to get peoples fews...
  11. Ayrshire Blue

    New Harry Potter film

    The trailer was released yesterday, dosent give to much of the film away. Any Potter fans out there wanting to see this film ? Here's the trailer.

  12. High as a Kite

    Morphine is fantastic!!!! I had a new tattoo done yesterday and foolishly had part of it going over a bullet wound. It hurt a lot but I thought it would stop. At 2am it became unbearable and I went to A&E. They told me I was very silly, but I was willing to take some stick for a healthy dose...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  13. Uncle Leo

    Front page updated...

    canveyshrimper's latest dose of nostalgia now on the front page (with apologies to H for taking so long to put it up on the site :doh: )

  14. Who should play on the right hand side?

    I have to say, I think Blacky is the only who is letting us down a bit with his play as he gives the ball away so much, dosen't track back enough and is obviously overweight so who would you play on the right wing?
  15. Slipperduke

    Keegan Factor

    I’m writing this match preview moments after watching Kevin Keegan’s first press conference as Newcastle United manager since 1997. When he walked into the room, I’ll be honest with you, I felt a little bit tired and maybe a bit stressed about the deadline that was closing in on me. But after...
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  16. Colin Nish

    Appears that he dosen't want to sign a new contract and he has got a decent goalscoring record http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,12876_3021349,00.html http://www.soccerbase.com/players_details.sd?playerid=15127 What do you think?

  17. Southend Need U!

    Southend United Need U. Follow This Link http://www.playforyourclub.com/play.php Southend United Are In The UK Qulifiers Click On It They Are Now In The Second Qulifing Leauge If We Win This WERE IN LEAUGE 2. That Leauge Dosent Open Untill Friday So Wait For It U Can Still Practise Now...
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    • dose dosent hanks
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  18. DTS

    Would you read Dad of DtS book?

    Right - I am in need of a bit of secrecy on this one....And as Dad of DtS is off on hols this week I am hoping he wont see this post but.... Basically my old man is writing a book at the moment. Its only really for his own enjoyment about his times watching Southend. Its not really a book...
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    • approching biography copies cos dose dosent dts published rate retail shift suprise
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    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  19. DTS

    Would you support this policy?

    Times are slow in the world of mortgage broking at the moment. We did however have a call today from a potential customer who called up on the off chance. This customer basically told Anna in the office that she was claiming full unemployment benefit as she was unable to find work. As she had...
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  20. Is it me or are we turning against each other

    I don’t know if it is just me or other folk have noticed it as well but there appears to be an increase in fellow SZ members turning on one and other. I don’t mean healthy constructive discussions or a good dose of humorous sarcasm, i mean comments like “F**K off and support another club” and...
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    • dose ead emotions folk foo insults ive mis posted slagging suppor support
    • Replies: 55
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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