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  1. toellandback

    Friday Jokes

    A new Major gets posted out in the desert. He notices that the troops keep a camel on base. He asks a Sergeant about it who explains that the troops have certain urges and need the camel to help satisfy them. The Major is a little disgusted but lets it slip so as not to upset moral. A few...
  2. Napster

    TV's Top 25 put-downs

    TV's top 25 put-downs published Lord Blackadder spent most of his life devising witty 'put-downs' Insults by Captain Mainwaring and Lord Blackadder have been named among the top 25 put-downs in TV history, as chosen by the Radio Times magazine. "Stupid Boy!" uttered by Dad's Army's Captain...
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  3. Napster

    Tiger Woods - living legend

    Definition of a legend (and this is written before his Matchplay win): From Hugh Mcillvanney After Tiger Woods surged to his seventh tournament victory in eight starts by completing the final nine holes in 31 strokes at the Dubai Desert Classic last weekend, most reports contrasted his...
  4. Uncle Leo

    Best decade for music?

    Having recorded them, this week I finally got round to watching the BBC 4 series 'Pop On Trial'. Basically, a load of journalists and music figures chatted loads about which decade was the most influential in terms of popular music. It got a bit serious at times and there were several points in...
  5. Napster

    Carl Hutchings

    Welcome From Carl Hutchings (8) Hi Everyone Welcome to the coolest blog on the web, over the next few months I wish to share with you some of the most important stuff that Ive learnt over the past 2 years that has help me change my life forever. First I wish to share with you a...
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    • Forum: Ex-Shrimpers
  6. steveo

    Local Boy on TV

    I know this should be in other sports but who looks there? So its here till it gets moved as my previous maishy post didnt get much viewing. Southend darts player Steve Maish won his qualifier at the Las Vegas Desert Classic and is playing defending champion John Part on Sky Sports tonight...
  7. Suffolk Shrimper In Dorset

    United With Fellow Shrimps At Wembley?

    The cold reality of relegation settled in yet after the 'love in' at St Mary's on Sunday? Need a 'boost' as a finale to a long hard footie season, one to enjoy with no pressure in the game's new ultimate centre piece? And to ease you in to the footie desert of summer? Well, what about helping...

  8. 5 Albums

    If you were sent to a Desert Island and were only allowed to take 5 albums with you, what would they be ....... I will be back with my choices soon this is difficult.. Over to you lot ...
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  9. Winkle

    Five could you questions?

    If you where stranded on a desert Island, indefinatly with only the Mother in law, could you ! In the event of an emergency, could you put your animal out of its misery? Could you contemplate a penis enlargement? If your best friend asked you to shag his missus while he watched, could you...
  10. Reading Shrimper

    The Southend United Chronicles

    I remember seeing this upstairs in WH Smiths (in Southend) a few weeks back. Has anyone had the chance to get a copy? Is it any good? The Southend United Chronicles 1906-2006: A Century of Local Press Reports (Desert Island Football Histories) (Hardcover) by Keith Roe (Editor)
  11. Winkle

    Shipwrecked!

    If you where shipwrecked on a desert Island, what sort of minx would you like as your companion? I had a long thing think about this and narrowed it down to two, the plump brunette or the butch lesbien (as I am a comlpete lazy barstard) Went for the plump brunette in the end because looks isnt...
  12. Winkle

    Shipwrecked!

    If you where shipwrecked on a desert Island, what sort of minx would you like as your companion? I had a long thing think about this and narrowed it down to two, the plump brunette or the butch lesbien (as I am a comlpete lazy barstard) Went for the plump brunette in the end because looks isnt...
  13. C C Csiders

    Desert Orchid

    Sad news from the Horse Racing world as Desert Orchid has died. Can remember some wonderful performance from this brave horse in the King George VI Chase at Kempton, the Irish National, some wonderful performances at Ascot, and, of course, the Cheltenham Gold Cup. Not the best horse ever, by...
  14. wiggy

    WIGGY'S RATING'S

    Flavs 5 uncharacteristic early **** up, no time to desert him. Hammel 6 worth his place on set pieces alone Hunt 6 bit lost at times but done o.k Sodje 6 don't like his hoof ball but need his strength in the air Prior 8 may not have the legs but his experience is invaluable Clarke 1 this is...
  15. chadded

    Season tickets

    Apologies (not really) if this has been covered before, but does anyone know anything about season tickets, ie, have any. requests been rejected becasue of the amount of applications. I'm stuck in the middle of a desert and would like some morale, The old man has had his renewal through, but...
  16. jamesmut2000

    Lincoln

    rats desert the sinking ship Oh dear looks like Mr Alexander has got some work to do!!!

  17. Only fools and Horses vs The Office

    Only Fools and Horses or The Office? If you had to take only one of these series' to a desert island which one would you choose and why? I'd take David Brent and co without a doubt as it's the funniest comedy to come out since OF&H but it surpasses it for characterisation...

  18. Friday Funny

    There are two Mexicans who have been lost in the desert for weeks, and they're at death's door. As they stumble on, hoping for salvation in the form of an oasis or something similar, they suddenly spy, through the heat haze, a tree, off in the distance. As they get closer, they can...
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