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Question Rib injurys.
Right lads. Went up for a header a couple of weeks ago. Would describe it as one of my best headers ever as totally out jumped the guy and got a clean connection. Sadly he got a good connection in my ribs and since then I have been in real pain. Been told by a few people that its a waste of...- DTS
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Steve Bruce
an interesting quote from Wigan chairman Dave Whelan: "One day he (Steve Bruce) will get a big-four job - I realise that, and I think the whole country realises he is one of the best four managers in the world." http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/w/wigan_athletic/7621846.stm has...- Kenny
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- Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
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If Mr Salmond gets his own way
Alex Salmond says we should go our separate ways, with Scotland taking the oil. But would Scotland be any better off? According to Tyler's fag packet, a fiscally independent Scotland looks like this (2006-07 figures- for derivation see footnote): Domestic (non-North Sea) taxes: £40bn plus...- Aberdeen Shrimper
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Letter To Ashley
After trawling through Mike Ashley's emotional 1664 word press release, Slipperduke has a few questions for him.... "I paid £134 million out of my own pocket for the club. I then poured another £110 million into the club not to pay off the debt but just to reduce it. The club is still in...- Slipperduke
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- Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
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What's your pulling technique?
I'm off to Malia in Greece next tuesday and was chatting to afew of my mates about our pulling technique's the other day. Personaly, I just stand around, give afew girls the eye and a cheeky little smile with a smouldering look and they go weak at the knees, always works for me! My mate try's...- Mighty Shrimper
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Hottest Burger In The World (some rude words)
This is in Brisbane, shall I have a go when I get there in a months time and report back? Yeah, like f*** I will! was digging around the zGeek forums the other day when I stumbled across one of the funniest post-hot-food-eating articles I've ever read. "Cranky" had heard about the "Off the...- Ron Manager
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Charlie MacDonald
played 40 mins for Brentford against Ipswich at Griffin Park http://www.brentfordfc.premiumtv.co.uk/page/PhotoGallery/0,,10421~1342951,00.html was also interviewed by BBC London 94.9 on Thursday night - he turned down Brentford to come to us but felt he 'didn't get a fair crack of the whip'...- Leeboy
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- Forum: Ex-Shrimpers
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Rafa Benitez
In an ideal world, Rafa Benitez would have flown back to England with the rest of us on Monday, tingling with excitement after watching one of the finest international tournaments in decades and clutching a notepad full of potential summer signings. In an ideal world, as manager of one of the...- Slipperduke
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- Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
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50 Things To Do In A Lift
1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. 2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers. 3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: 'Shut up, all of you just shut UP!' 4. Whistle the first seven notes of 'It's a Small...- Harold Bishop Killer
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Charlie Bit Me (Some Adult Humour)
Don't know if anyone has seen it. But these two videos made me crack up. First video you have to see to get the second one- First vid (suitable for children): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OBlgSz8sSM Second video (may not be suitable for children)...- BaileytheQuitter
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Under 20's Team
I'm a little surprised that this hasn't been given a mention. Although what with the contracts issue at the moment perhaps i'm being a little naive. On the OS http://www.southendunited.premiumtv.co.uk/page/NewsDetail/0,,10444~1326441,00.html Ricky Duncan et al are on the verge of an Under...- adwebb16
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Hay Fever
I don't know if anyone else is experiencing this, but my hay fever has been so bad in the last 24 hours that I've had to trap myself in the isolation booth of my study with the windows and doors closed. Just leaving this stuffy sanctuary for a moment, even for a wee, precipitates a sneezing fit...- Slipperduke
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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The MLB thread
Don't know if anyone else follows American rounders now BAG has been banned. My Reds are having a real up and down season. They fired their highly regarded GM after starting 9-12, saying they wanted to win now, and promptly went and lost more games. They dealt the 5-tool ex-crack addict, Josh...- Yorkshire Blue
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- Forum: Canvey Shrimpers All Sports Forum
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A bullet with Avram Grant's name on it.
He took them to within a slip of the European Cup and a Steve Bennett of the league, but when a bullet with Avram Grant's name on it came whistling in from the Chelsea boardroom it came as a surprise to absolutely no-one. This good, proud man had always been the wrong choice as Jose Mourinho's...- Slipperduke
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- Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
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The B.N.P.
So, they have done extremely well again this year, coming 5th in the london Mayoral Vote. But do we really know the truth about the B.N.P? Have you actually read the manifesto and mission statements? Ok, so they are a bit far right of the middle, but they want the best for this country. In my...- J
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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NFL Draft
Fair play to Sky for their coverage of the NFL Draft last night. Although it was probably the most boring TV event of the year for non-NFL fans, it was essential viewing for those of us who really should get out more. Sadly, this was the first year that I can recall where the projected top 6...- Bentley's Absurd Gait
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- Forum: Canvey Shrimpers All Sports Forum
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Vanity?
I like to think I have been around a bit, you know, seen a few things preety much unshockable really, however over the last few months I have been hearing so many different stories especially when it comes to looking after oneself regarding appearance and grooming. Last night A very good friend...- Winkle
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Chelsea get through
Chelsea became the third English side to book their place in the Quarter-Finals of the Champions League and they did it, not by boring their opponents into submission, but by smashing them to pieces with a performance that, strange as it may sound, was as beautiful as it was efficient. Avram...- Slipperduke
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- Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
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If You Can't Beat Them...
The appointment of Fabio Capello as the new England boss is good news for the long suffering fans, but a sad indictment of the present standard of English football managers. At least when Sven Goran Eriksson was appointed, Roy Hodgson was in contention. This time round there wasn't a single...- Slipperduke
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Hitler Has A Son/daughter Alive
amazing story this morning, that hitler(herr to you and me) may have a living relative living in this country, it appears that it may be he slept with unity mitford and she had a baby!! born in a nursing home in this country who knows it could be true?? If so what would the implications...- TMWLT
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- Forum: Homer's Bar