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Will Ferrell's best lines....
Will Ferrell is a comic genius. This is fact not opinion. Here are some of his best film quoutes. feel free to add to it.... Blades of Glory; WF plays Chazz Michael Michaels Chazz: Night is a very dark time for me Jimmy: It's dark for everyone, idiot! Chazz: Not for people who live in...- GBJ
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To my Dear Wife
TO MY DEAR WIFE: During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days. The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often: 54 times the sheets were clean 17 times it was too late 49 times you were...- Cricko
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Google ad's crack me up!
http://www.sheffieldtelegraph.co.uk/news2/Tragic-teen-deliberately-grabbed-66000.5518323.jp Terrible story, but the ad's at the bottom don't seem to be particularly tasteful... especially the cremation services one!- Pubey
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ESB's League One Preview - Part 2
Millwall Last Season: 5th Manager: Kenny Jackett Key Player: Nadjim Abdou, Midfielder. Prediction: 6th Those delightful Bermondsey boys were incredibly unlucky in the Play-Off final last term, losing to Matt Sparrow at Wembley. Keeping their squad together and another season under Kenny...- EastStandBlue
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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I'd Have Booed Beckham
I've been a little bit sniffy about football in America in the past. With their 'marquee' players and unbridled enthusiasm for the spectacular, there's always been a doubt in my mind as to whether they really 'get' what football is all about. That is until now. I'm sure I can't be the only...- Slipperduke
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- Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
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If there was no more SUFC.
I would like to make it clear I am not insinuating in anyway that the HMCR will wind us up. It would be a disaster and I would cry forever. Just talking hypoetically - Ifffff......The club was no more and no SUFC team was reformed what would you do with your saturdays. Would you be able to...- DTS
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Ron's Blog 6/5/09
Haven't seen this anywhere else yet...... Chairman's Blog What a good day Saturday was and with nothing to play for I thought that the team performed well and remained committed to the cause right to the end. It was also a day to celebrate the success of the Club’s youth policy which, I...- OldBlueLady
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Southend players with Easter related Surnames.
As it thats time of year when we all get a few days of to pretend were actually religious I am looking for a crack squad of Southend players who surnames are remotely Easter related. I will start you off with Brett Angell.- DTS
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Painting a plastered wall?
Ladies and Gentlemen, Recently had the bedroom re-plastered in one of my flats. It was almost a week ago and as of last night all the dark plaster had dried and I am now confident that its ready to paint. I plan to have a crack Saturday while Mrs DtS and GoDoDtS are out doing there own thing...- DTS
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Southend United v Everton
Sorry about the late match report but I've been a bit busy these last 78 years: SOUTHEND SUPPORTERS CLUB In connection to the benefit of Jack French and Billy Moore a collection at the ground on Saturday realized over £13. Collecting cards and tickets for the Everton match are now available...- DoDTS
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SZ Novella - Chapter Seven
Chapter Seven - A Mystery Wrapped In A Riddle And Clad In A Southend United Scarf Ricey knocked once on the door of Osymandus' cottage. With a loud creak that seemed unnecessarily dramatic, it opened slowly to reveal a gloomy mess, lit only by a handful of candles scattered about the room...- Slipperduke
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SZ Novella - Chapter One
Inspired by the truly awesome work of the Shrimperzone Writer's Bureau, I've been clattering away on a full version of this dystopian nightmare, attempting to give it the depth that it deserves. MK Shrimper planted a bug in my head and I really hope that I can do it justice, not least because...- Slipperduke
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a few odds....
i dont know if anyone likes backing barrett,but 28-1 to score first with coral today not bad odds for a def who likes to get forward,ive had a sneaky tenner. or if your really optimistic barrett and 1-0 160-1 just a quid for me. the 1 thing you get with sir b if he gets a sight of the onion bag...- hindle_666
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Chicago Maths Test
Mayor Daley and Chicago School CEO Arne Duncan recently announced a new CPS testing plan. It is designed so that schools may teach practical maths that current CPS students may use in real-world situations. NAME____________________ GANG/CREW NAME______________ CRIB_________________...- ldnfatso
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Rafa's Ridiculous Rant
Eagle-eyed readers will know that I had Liverpool to beat Stoke 3-0 in my weekend predictions, a bold but fair shout given the collapse in form from Tony Pulis' side. What you won't know is that just three hours after filing that article, I was sat on my sofa watching Rafa Benitez's press...- Slipperduke
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- Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
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FC - Match 9
4th (me) at home to 2nd. He leads me by 7 points, and I'm only 14 points off the top. Last weeks OD defeat means it will be difficult to gain promotion, so we're going to have a crack at FC. To that end we're at full strength with everyone at Sublime.- BILLERICAY BLUE
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School dinners
Just chatting to some mates and we got onto the subject of our old school dinners. Made me crack up when he told me how he found 3 hairs in his mash potato but was told to eat it anyway! So what are your memories of school dinners, good or bad?!- Andyhsufc
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Friday Funny
Just found this and it made me crack up!! :D- Aberdeen Shrimper
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Interview with an Exile: Part 6 - A Century United
This week, Tom (A Century United) from all the way up the top of Scotland answers the questions. Below is a picture of him amongst the starting 11 for the League 2 Playoff Final. The woman in white sitting on the number 1 forgot her boots that day, thus why Duncan Jupp got the nod. 1) How...- Irish_Shrimper
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Barton Pushes His Luck
Sorry chaps, forgot to upload this last night... Well, that didn't take long, did it? Just one week after his composed, match-winning performance against West Bromwich Albion, the halo above Joey Barton's head began to slip. Like all the best horror films, the metamorphosis from man to beast...- Slipperduke
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- Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum