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  1. Exiled Shrimper

    Vying for the number three spot

    Forget the X-Factor, Britain’s Got Talent or Strictly Come Dancing, there was only one audition to attend this weekend as three prospective England batsmen took to the crease to try and force their way back into the international reckoning. England must now long for the days when a succession...
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    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: Canvey Shrimpers All Sports Forum
  2. Yorkshire Blue

    SZ's Southend United Hall of Fame - Paul Sansome

    Ah-oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh, its Sammy! Yep, first up from the 4th round of nominations is popular goalkeeper Paul Sansome. If Sammy is elected, he'll become the third individual from the double promotion era to be elected, following in the footsteps of his manager Dave...
    • Yorkshire Blue
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    • Replies: 31
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  3. Slipperduke

    England were crap

    So we were right all along, were we? All those criticisms of Steve McClaren's England, the ones that were constantly rebuffed by the players, the accusations that they cared only about themselves, they were all true? Shocking. I am so surprised I shall have to pick my jawbone up off the floor...
  4. canveyshrimper

    Sausages

    IRISH SAUSAGES Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro. Murphy said 'Hang on, I have an idea.' He went next door to the butcher's shop and came out with one large sausage. Shamus said 'Are you...
  5. Slipperduke

    SZ Novella - Chapter Six

    Chapter Six - South Of The ShrimperZone? At This Time Of Night? Ricey edged away from Stokes, carefully keeping his eyes shielded from the Red Tube. As tempting as it was to allow himself to wallow in the intense glow of some very, very naughty thoughts, he knew from...well...erm, first hand...
    • Slipperduke
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    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  6. Yorkshire Blue

    SZ's Southend United Hall of Fame - Alan Moody

    Next up for nomination is Alan Moody. The last two nominees, David Crown and Ricky Otto look unlikely to make it into the Hall of Fame (at least on the first ballot), probably because their glittering Southend career's were deemed too short. That is unlikely to keep Alan Moody out. In fact it...
    • Yorkshire Blue
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    • 4th division anderson barrier bill garner champions continued crow crown dalglish dave smith division 3 exploits fewest finishing following fur garner goalless hall hall of fame imo incredible lived liverpool moody nomination pulled roots sandy sandy anderson scum shared shirt sz's sufc hall of fame town wish
    • Replies: 36
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  7. Slipperduke

    SZ Novella - Chapter Five

    Chapter Five - Red Sky At Night, Stokes' Delight Ricey sprinted down the back-alley, feet slipping and sliding on the wet concrete as he went. The sound of a gunshot echoed off the walls and he instinctively ducked, almost falling to the ground. Reaching the end of the passageway, he turned...
    • Slipperduke
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    • Replies: 11
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  8. Slipperduke

    SZ Novella - Chapter Two

    Chapter One here http://www.shrimperzone.com/vb/showthread.php?t=49964 Chapter Two - Making Your Way In This World Today, Takes Everything You've Got. Shackleford glanced back down the alleyway and patted Ricey on the back. "It's too dangerous to talk here. Come on, I'll take you somewhere...
    • Slipperduke
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    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  9. Slipperduke

    Hiddink's Hairdryer

    Juventus 2-2 Chelsea (2-3 agg) (Iaquinta 19) (Essien 45+1) (Del Piero 74) (Drogba 83) Guus Hiddink was hired to bring some tactical sophistication to an underwhelming team, but according to Ray Wilkins, it was an old-fashioned half-time hairdryer that carried Chelsea to the last eight of the...
    • Slipperduke
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    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum

  10. Update on BW row

    This came in today; Your complaint has been passed onto me from the Chairman for a response. My name is David Scriven and I am the Head of Media here at SUFC and as such Blues World falls under my remit. Firstly I wish to apologise for any problems that you have been experiencing with Blues...
    • onceknownasrab
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    • Replies: 37
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  11. wiggy

    Post-Match Thread and Ratings Southend United 2-0 Scunthorpe

    Mildy oh, go on then 8, two good stops and looks more confident Sankofa 5 doesn't look at all comfortable on the ball and is mostly negative Dorian 8 class act, has improved the defence untold Clarkey 7 decent enough defender but distribution terrible Barrett 8 continued from where he left of...
  12. Slipperduke

    Long Way To Go

    There's a long way to go yet. After an almost flawless first year in charge, Fabio Capello was brought crashing down to earth in Seville by a breath-taking Spanish side who taught him a hard lesson in what it takes to win international honours. England kept pace with the European Champions for...
    • Slipperduke
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    • agbonlahor ant attempted brough champions continued cos dissent eager encounter fernando floodlights fond fro ish mix moore outcomes pace pique proving rate starters targetman taught vince wasn
    • Replies: 26
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  13. Thorpe Groyney

    Diouf In Stab Threat To Anti-Knife Campaigner Ferdinand

    According to The Sun ..... EL-HADJI DIOUF threatened to stab Anton Ferdinand in a vicious fight. The bust-up took place at a post-match meal after Sunderland’s 1-0 midweek win against Fulham. A senior player said: “It was worse than anything I have ever seen and when they were pulled...
  14. ashingdon-shrimper

    Another few weeks have passed, out or not?

    So another few weeks have gone, and the results have continued to be poor. I put the question to you again zoners Is it time for tilly to leave the club?
  15. Thorpe Groyney

    Media Catch On To Redknapp's Failings - At Last

    It's taken about 10 years but finally someone working in the media has articulated the same opinion I have held about professional cockney loudmouth Harry Redknapp. From today's Mirror. I watched an old fella suffer badly the other night. My 71-year-old father-in-law has followed Burnley...
  16. ldnfatso

    2 True Stories!

    STORY NUMBER ONE Many years ago, Al Capone virtually owned Chicago . Capone wasn't famous for anything heroic. He was notorious for enmeshing the windy city in everything from bootlegged booze and prostitution to murder. Capone had a lawyer nicknamed "Easy Eddie." He was...
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    • Replies: 16
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  17. Sussex Shrimper

    Shocking news - government minister talks sense

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7829946.stm A highly commendable product of introspective reflection, or just a further case of our leaders conveniently aligning their own positions with those held in Washington at any given moment? It'll be interesting to see how his Brown reacts to...
  18. Slipperduke

    Score It, O'Hara!

    Someone really needs to find out what Harry Redknapp is saying at half-time, because if we can patent and market it, we'll make a fortune. After an abject first half at White Hart Lane, Tottenham burst into life in the second, scoring four goals in twenty minutes, helped in no small way by the...
    • Slipperduke
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    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  19. Magnum PI

    Ex-Shrimpers League Goalscorers Table: # Week 17

    At last Hooper is knocked off the top, and step up Neville Roach, who scored the opener for Didcot Town, before limping off with a torn hamstring against Gosport Borough in a 3-1 win. Hooper did bag a brace of cup goals against Alfreton Town, but as we all know they wont count.. More podium...
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    • accrington alba bentley bradford brough continued corby cup davidson eastwood ford freddy eastwood fro gateshead higgins invicta league maidstone torquay town windsor
    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: Ex-Shrimpers
  20. Slipperduke

    Scolari Rattled

    Luiz Felipe Scolari may not be delivering the goods on the pitch, but off it he remains as dramatic as ever. In a chaotic post-match press conference, he demanded an apology from referee Mike Dean for Arsenal's opening goal and appeared to hint at a conspiracy against his team. A consummate...
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