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  1. BLUEBLOOD

    The "Much Maligned" JPT

    So what do we reckon about it ... 2003/04 ... we were treading water at the foot of L2, but somehow got on a run in this, and decent performances (and of course results) against Swindon*, QPR* and the farmer scum not only led us to a fantastic day (or weekend :puke) in Cardiff but was...
  2. Aberdeen Shrimper

    The Uncomfortable Definition of an Infidel....

    Received this on an e-mail today..................not the usual "pass it on to everyone in your contacts" type of e-mail. The Uncomfortable Definition of an Infidel.... Allah or Jesus Christ? Islam is the fastest growing religion in the UK . Last month I attended my annual training...
    • Aberdeen Shrimper
    • Thread
    • ant catholics continued elect followers harrison heaven islam islamic muslim muslims political religion speechless stated tin twenty
    • Replies: 41
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  3. When Genius Met Lunacy

    Socrates. Paolo di Canio. Eric Cantona. Emannuel Adebayor. All undeniably great players that have suffered from the madness that often comes with the territory of genius. A game that celebrated some fantastic, flowing football will undoubtedly be remembered for two incidents surrounding the...

  4. First Five Games in Last Five Seasons

    Whilst we have probably not got the points our performances deserve it has ultimately been another disappointing start to the season !. On checking our record over the last five seasons in the first five games at the start of campaign our form has been as follows...

  5. Fabulous Fabiano Foils Fat Faker

    National hero, cheating midget, the worlds greatest, bloated drug addict, national coach, and now, the man responsible for almost failing to qualify Argentina for next years World Cup. No, this isn't the Newcastle team sheet for next weekend, this is the rap sheet for Diego Maradona. Going into...

  6. The Mark of a ChampiYong

    Ok, Ok, I know this is late... But I was on my travels while this happened. While your reading this, there's no doubt in my mind that Tiger Woods is on a golf course somewhere, meticulously tinkering away with his swing and clubs, trying to identify just what went wrong at Hazeltine. After...

  7. DTS the Barsteward

    He had me Smiffy,and a few others I think Hook,Line and Sinker yesterday. He arrives at the Spread about 12 ish and stayed till about 9pm which is amazing for a start..We were all just chatting in the carpark about his wedding etc when he announces that Ldnfasto has a new girlfriend he intents...
    • Cricko
    • Thread
    • arrives continued dts fasto fur ish spread tents thailand wasn
    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  8. Newcastle Suffer the Greatest Loss

    Newcastle United have no manager, an owner that doesn't want them, a vastly inflated wage bill and a squad on the verge of mutiny, yet that was all put into perspective this morning with the news that Sir Bobby Robson passed away. He was 76. A true icon of the game, his playing success was...

  9. King Flintoff Ends Aussie Reign

    Australia's 75 year reign at Lords came tumbling down with a whimper, as King Flintoff gave England victory on the back of his first five wicket haul at the ground. Nothing could suppress the nerves at the Home of Cricket this morning, a terrific stand of 185 between Michael Clarke and Brad...
    • EastStandBlue
    • Thread
    • anderson brad brough collected continued disputed exactly flooding floodlights formality mph nobody pace paul collingwood remove ripping rock suspicion test whimper
    • Replies: 21
    • Forum: Canvey Shrimpers All Sports Forum

  10. The I Phone and Technology

    I like to think of myself as a young pup at 23. Even since the 90s there has been a massive development in technology from the Sega Saturn and Mega Drive to X Box and Playstation and Wii. Brick like mobile phones with children lucky to have one and perhaps parents well off to almost all...
    • Hammo
    • Thread
    • alcohol amazed attitudes booze connecting continued dru learning qui rolling schools sega toys twit
    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  11. Rusty Shackleford

    X-Files Special: Prince of Wales really is a Charlie

    From Mark Steyn writing on NRO: According to His Royal Highness the Prince of Wales, we only have 96 months left to save the planet. I’m impressed. 96 months. Not 95. Not 97. July 2017. Put it in your diary. Usually the warm-mongers stick to the same old drone that we only have ten years left...
    • Rusty Shackleford
    • Thread
    • accountants afford armageddon brough capitalism ched collapse continued cure destroyed disease disrupted divine doctors drone ead elastic electricity elite ellis expectancy florida indictment ish itself jobs masks meaningless ministers music plumbing prime reduce rendezvous russian seeks tacking thrones unemployment wily wives
    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  12. Tangled up in Blue

    A typical bloke...discuss?

    A typical bloke, having split from his latest girlfriend,decided to take a holiday.He booked himself on a cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life, that is; until the ship sank. He found himself on an island with no other people, no supplies, nothing; only bananas and coconuts. After...
    • Tangled up in Blue
    • Thread
    • bananas bathroom blur bone continued cruise exquisite iron kiln lonely pain rock rope sky sports tools tortoise vines wharf
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  13. pickledseal

    Ron's Blog 3/7/09

    Chairman's Blog I promised to let you have my thoughts upon my “likes and dislikes of the football industry”. I can sum this up in one four letter word beginning with f… yes you’ve got it FANS! My immediate thought is that the most likeable part of football is winning. However on reflection...
    • pickledseal
    • Thread
    • accent accessible adds anarchy brough champions continued destroy fa cup following ford growth hall individuals mark gower minority occasions patience prime pulled pulling qui ramblings roots secondary wish
    • Replies: 176
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  14. Slipperduke

    Flakey Brazil Squeeze Through

    Brazil 1-0 South Africa Alves 88 If Brazil are to hold out any hope of victory in South Africa next summer, under-pressure boss Dunga needs to get to the bottom of the mystifying split-personality syndrome that haunts his team. Emphatic, energetic and effervescent against Italy and the USA...
  15. Irish_Shrimper

    SZ Big Brother - Week 3 Eviction Night!

    The SZ BB week 3 eviction night is here. This week, Shrimper2theCore is up against someone who is used to having a nervy Friday: Ayrshire Blue. Vote for who you want to evict from the house. If both are tied when the poll closes, then BOTH are evicted. Before I sign off, thanks again goes out...
  16. Slipperduke

    Back Up Your Files

    "Parse Error," said my laptop with a grumply bleep. "Cricketbook.abw, not well formed. Invalid token at line 236." I blinked in confusion. "Abiword cannot open Cricketbook.abw," it continued apace. "This is not a valid document." 'Well, that's strange,' I thought to myself. It was a valid...
    • Slipperduke
    • Thread
    • barrier continued deed fusion repeated terror token
    • Replies: 26
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  17. Slipperduke

    Webb Rescues Brazil

    Brazil 4-3 Egypt Kaka 5, 90 Zidan 8, 58 Fabiano 12 Shawkey 57 Juan 37 Now this is much more like it. After an insipid first day offered up only an uncomfortable mismatch and a desperately dull bore-draw, day two of the Confederations Cup finally delivered some excitement. Brazil were stifled...
  18. Slipperduke

    Lampard Leads The Way To Glory

    Chelsea 2-1 Everton Drogba, 21 Saha, 1 Lampard, 71 An FA Cup Final that began with the quickest goal of its history was secured with one of its best and could have been long remembered for one that wasn't even given. In the kind of sweltering heat that would have made Saturday afternoon on...
    • Slipperduke
    • Thread
    • baines brough champions channels ched continued dominance fa cup florent ickets lapland leighton louis naturally nicolas producing quicker shoes support tacking town wasn
    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  19. number11

    Random Article on Youth Set up

    Was looking for something else and stumbled across this article on the youth set up in 2000. All sounds very similar to what we are hearing these days, with the 'Score' team sounding like the development deals we now have.....have things really changed that much?! Soccer: Babes to give...
    • number11
    • Thread
    • academic attract ber boosted burgh continued cos discovery divide fields following fur gems guru hall hanks money overcome primed producing production published retain roots seevic significant similar spencer prior stumbled surrounding thundersley town wings wish youth
    • Replies: 6
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  20. OldBlueLady

    Ron's Blog 6/5/09

    Haven't seen this anywhere else yet...... Chairman's Blog What a good day Saturday was and with nothing to play for I thought that the team performed well and remained committed to the cause right to the end. It was also a day to celebrate the success of the Club’s youth policy which, I...
    • OldBlueLady
    • Thread
    • abusive acquired attempted capital ceo chief complex congratulated continued crack dedicated deed degree dives divide easier enjoyed features growth hall hanks identified industry issued largely larger lesser leveridge mistakes mix money overcome pain primary publicly qui rent scheduled shareholder similar spread suffering support talktalk test youth
    • Replies: 9
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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