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  1. TrueBlue

    Showaddywaddy Crew Swindon Weekend Trip Review

    Tuesday, March 25, 2008 Swindon vs SUFC (weekend) After the infamous trip to Cheltenham, the Showaddywaddy were back in business for the Easter Monday trip to Swindon. Having made the decision to have a night out on the Sunday (with the inclusion of the missus aswell) we left Southend on...
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    • Replies: 15
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  2. Slipperduke

    Hounds of Hell

    I used to get these horrible recurring nightmares when I was a teenager. It was every single evening and it was absolutely terrifying. I’d drift off and be transported to a cold, dark forest where I was being chased by a pack of dogs. The dogs were so real and no matter how fast I ran, I could...
  3. Slipperduke

    Managing Newcastle Isn't A Game

    There is a computer game in existence that, I’m afraid to admit, has cost me around 15 years of my life. It’s called Football Manager and I’ve owned every incarnation of it since 1993. It’s a wonderful way to waste time, it really is. You pick your club, assemble your players, choose a formation...
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    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum

  4. Ratings

    Collis - Faultless although didn't have to do much. Good kicking to boot as well today - 7 Hammell - Defended reasonably, passed well but poor crossing - 6 Barrett - At fault for the goal, another couple of mistakes also - 6 P. Clarke - Defended strongly, good blocks and decent distribution...
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    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  5. fbm

    The fbm view and ratings - Tranmere

    TRANMERE GO TOP AS SOUTHEND SLIP TO SEVENTH Southend's unbeaten 5 match run came to an end this afternoon as the visitors from the Wirral deservedly ran out winners at The Hall. Sometimes, Southend play well and sometimes they don't. However, on some occasions, credit must be given to the...
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    • Replies: 28
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  6. Southampton Shrimper

    The Goal Wall

    Here's a football game for you to try. It's based on a regular feature of a long-running Saturday night sports show on German TV station ZDF. At the end of each week's show, they invite all their guests to have six shots at their goal wall, the Torwand. All the great and good of German football...
  7. Yorkshire Blue

    The B&H Cup (now called the Friends Provident Trophy)

    Essex play Somerset needing to win and preferably handsomely, as its all very close and far to complicated to work out. Somerset have a ridiculous top 6 of Trescothick, Trego, Langer, Hildreth, White and Blackwell. Their keeper Kieswetter at no.8 is also adept at applying the long handle. This...

  8. Top Ten rejection lines

    Rejection Lines Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women (and what they actually mean) 10. I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in "Deliverance.") 9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (I don't want to do my dad.) 8. I'm not attracted to you...
    • Cricko2
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  9. Matt the Shrimp

    Simple Poll

    Most of the polls I've seen on this site concerning the thorny issue of our current league position have been full of permutations... we'll stay up if Tilly plays Collis, we'll go down if Bradders hasn't flossed his teeth... that sort of thing. That's all far too complicated for a simple mind...
  10. Spaceman Spiff

    **Note re: Smilies**

    It seems that the website where we got our smilies from has gone down - either they have gone bust, or been switched off, or are having technical problems. The smilies that everyone can see every time are the generic ones we got with the messageboard. Those ones are saved on our server and...
  11. DTS

    Att - Singers

    Lets keep the songs fairly simple tonight hey lads. At Luton the "Blue Army" chant was fantastic and allowed everyone to get behind the blues. Some of the "On the first day of Christmas" stuff that sections were trying to get going were never going to work as they are too...

  12. Most complicated sports league

    The wife's home town rugby team in NZ (Wellington Lions) have got through to the final of the Air NZ NPC Cup (which is a big deal apparently). Having looked on the net about this I found the rules for this competition. Can anyone come up with a more confusing and complicated league structure...
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    • Replies: 9
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  13. Southampton Shrimper

    World Cup Final

    Apologies if this has been posted before... Only ten days to go to the new season, and of course once the nine months of joy, frustration and nail-biting are over we have the World Cup to look forward to! The World Cup Final is to be played on 9 July 2006 in the Olympic Stdium in Berlin...

  14. world item, a local volunteer

    Does any local shrimperzoner want to get involved in the first stage worldwide shrimperzone item? Please read 'Worldwide shrimperzone item' thread if you don't know what it's about. Basically we need someone to collect the Pennant donated by the Trust, have their picture taken with it at Roots...
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    • Replies: 8
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  15. Loan Players

    I know the situation is quite complicated regarding loan players.  But I've just looked at the Wycombe site to see if Drewenaldo clip-clopped around on Tuesday and am now totally confused. According to the Official WWFC site squad listing, they have 5 players on loan i.e. Williamson, Silk...
  16. Matt the Shrimp

    Let's keep this simple

    It seems that tactical voting and people swapping votes from one to the other got a bit too complicated on my last thread about the fictional SZ-selected SUFC Team Bus. So, we're going to keep this one simple.  There is one place left on the team bus.  And two people left to fill it. Who are...
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