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  1. Shut Up Wenger...

    When Ryan Shawcross trudged off the field in tears, the last thing the lad needed was to be hounded by a sense of indignation from Arsene Wenger and a loud collage of journalists and Arsenal fans alike. So, imagine the disgust when the pitch forks and stakes came out... The challenge itself...
  2. pickledseal

    Backlash against the Bankers

    I know we may have one or two on here, but just wondered what, if any campaigns people have signed up to... Firstly we have Billy Bragg's NoBonus4RBS - "If you pay tax in the UK, you are a major shareholder in several banks - Royal Bank of Scotland (RBS), Lloyds and Northern Rock - who were...
    • pickledseal
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    • axes backlash banker complicated failing intervention lloyds money political rock schools shareholder twit
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  3. Slipperduke

    Nothing To Love At Team England

    So farewell, John Terry. Stripped of the captaincy for stripping his mate's girlfriend, and several other people's girlfriends by the sounds of it, we shall not see his like again. It's all so thoroughly grubby and pointless and it's a massive blow for England's chances of summer glory. Terry...
  4. Napster

    Cameron speech

    Live on the Grauniad site. Great quote just now: This idea that for every problem there's a government solution, for every issue an initiative, for every situation a tsar ... it ends with them making you register with the government to help out your child's football team, with police officers...
  5. manor15

    Battle of the SUFC Legends

    Welcome to the house of manor15 and the draw for the group stage of the Battle of the SUFC Legends. The draw will be made by brother of manor15. It is more complicated than the usual battle, this will take the form of a group stage until Sunday 30th August when the winners of each group and the...
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    • Replies: 37
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  6. Slipperduke

    Golf Query

    Right, handicaps. I know how they work, in that you have a number which you take off your final score to allow balanced play. I'm down with that. Is there anythig else to it? I keep reading things about takig strokes off particular holes according to their ranking, but that all sounds very...
  7. Lord Football

    I am Trying To Learn To Play The Guitar.

    .....and my fingers f*****g hurt. Ok, so I thought in the post Mrs LF era, I'd do something different. So I've invested in an electric guitar (no gay acoustic **** for me, its not rock n roll enough). It's black and has knobs on it. I can play all the basic chords apart from F coz that's dead...
  8. Smiffy

    Block W next season - Please join us!

    It has been confirmed, that Block W in the West Stand, will be the official Blue Voice section next season. As most of you know, this has been our adopted home since formation a little over a year ago now. Now, this isn't our preferred base, we all know where that is! But it is the best...
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    • Replies: 44
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  9. manor15

    Who is willing to volunteer their name/SZ name?

    Anybody interested in me using their name for a complicated feature in the next few issues of AAS. I am planning to do a season on FM09 with Southend and write about what happens etc. in AAS and try and relate it to how the real Southend are doing as much as possible. However I need a name for...
  10. fbm

    Could this be really positive?

    Our luck is appalling... Walkers injury sums everything up. Laurent, Revell, Freedman... all out for a while and Barnard only half fit at the best of times. This actually now forces Rons hand. In my opinion this is by far the biggest positive. The loan rules are complicated but if I...
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    • appalling ard barnard complicated hasn jury lauren tilly
    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  11. steveo

    Mobile Phone Question

    My wife needs a new phone. She seems to get on well with Pay as You Go and has about 50 quids worth of credit on her current sim, which is Tescos. I wanted her to get the Iphone but she doesn’t like the screen. I looked online at the LG Viewty. Does it have a standard keyboard? Is it any good...
    • steveo
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    • complicated hanks sim tescos
    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  12. Crop Marks - Hadleigh

    Having an interest in Archaeology, I wondered if it was possible to use Google Earth to look for cropmarks. My Father in law has said that there is a Roman Villa in the field at the back of his house (Tattersall Gardens) so I took a look. Can't see anything in that field, but a few fields along...
  13. CC51DAS

    Colchester to ground share Roots Hall ? Fiction or Friction ?

    Incredible story - do we want these inbred's contaminating our place ? Colchester to play at Ipswich or Southend Colchester United will need to play most of their home matches at either Ipswich Town's Portman Road or Southend United's Roots Hall grounds for most of this season. The...

  14. Doncaster away - myth and reality....

    of course no-one wants to talk about it ...... but ...... The widely accepted myth now seems to be "we didin't turn up" and "one or two players let us down" but is this really how it was ? For me it was not quite like that and it was a bit more complicated - I don't even really buy the "Donny...

  15. Myspace question....

    I am hoping the people of Shrimperzone can help me out here, I'm wondering is there a way to put songs onto a persons profile if you can't find them on the Music section of Myspace on the artists profile? Don't worry if it's a long and complicated process just wondered if it was easy and how to...
    • Hazey
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    • artists complicated music
    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  16. Ron Manager

    Feed The Animals - Girl Talk

    If you like 2ManyDJs then you'll love this mash-up album. Here is the Rolling Stone review (they gave it 4 stars) "Big ups to the fair-use principle of United States copyright law: Pittsburgh DJ Gregg Gillis says that's what allows him to use hundreds of unlicensed samples in his music. On...
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    • android arter bra complicated hip inch ley music nails para pittsburgh principle radiohead ripper rock rolling starter
    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  17. scrounger

    Passport Application letter

    Don't you wish that you had written this? Subject: Passport Application Dear Minister, I'm in the process of renewing my passport but I am a total loss to understand or believe the hoops I am being asked to jump through. How is it that Bert Smith of T.V. Rentals Basingstoke has my address...
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    • ber bert bin birth chickens complicated contractors degree filed gulf immigrant jobs laden minister money olds passports prime renewing sandy wish
    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  18. shrimper loz

    Retailers (not sure if this has been posted before)

    Condom Retailers Imagine if all the major retailers started making their own condoms but kept the same [or almost!] tag-lines Sainsbury condoms - making life taste better Tesco Condoms - every little helps Nike Condoms - Just do it Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life Galaxy Condoms...
    • shrimper loz
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    • burger complicated cos exactly pain parts posted rubber
    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  19. Slipperduke

    Chelsea v Liverpool

    Frank Lampard has never been the most popular of footballers, certainly not with fans of other clubs, but you'd have to have a heart of stone not to stand up and applaud his astonishing composure after a emotional night at Stamford Bridge. Seconds after seeing a goal they were already busy...
  20. Irish_Shrimper

    Pro Evolution Soccer on Wii

    Saw that Pro Evo 2008 was out on Wii when passing the local game shop today - Would love a go, but think it might be a bit overly complicated for something like the nintendo wii... Anyone played it yet?
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