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  1. DTS

    Timeless Foods.

    Both Ben and I are starving so I have sent the useless lump over to the bakery for a cheeky mid-morning sausage roll. It has just dawned upon us that a sausage roll can be eaten at anytime of the day without raising any questions. Eg Its good as a breakfast snack or a late night stroll home...
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    • anytime claimed daw eaten sausage
    • Replies: 47
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  2. Southend_Lady

    Katie Price (Jordan) or Jodie Marsh. Who do you prefer?.

    I have just claimed in the live chat thread that I think its possible that I dislike Jodie Marsh more than Mick Macarthy and Steve Maclaren combined. Im pretty sure Jodie Marsh is one of the worst things I have ever seen on tv in the category of celebreties who get famous for almost no reason...
  3. Interpol Shrimper

    Official SZ Match Report - Huddersfield Town

    I think Matt & James are otherwise detained today, so I am just going to post my report as a thread on here (instead of it being uploaded to the main page - for the time being!)
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    • anonymous army assistants atmosphere barnard brough caused ched claimed cleverly collected concede didn disrupted dominance eager encounter entered essex floodlights flowing foo fusion gran halves headed iff intent ish ive jury league league one mark gower mix occasions pike probable pulled recover restored rolling sci suppor town voice wasn worthing
    • Replies: 8
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  4. Slipperduke

    Spurs Superior To Baffling Blues

    We all chuckled when Jonathan Woodgate claimed that he joined Tottenham in order to have a chance of winning trophies but, appropriately enough, it was the former Middlesbrough centre-back who delivered the long-suffering club their first silverware in nine years at Wembley Stadium. “Scoring...
    • Slipperduke
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    • afterwards briefly claimed consumption cup diet entertaining fallen finishing halves handing hotspur huddlestone league loud marking nicolas restricted russian serial singing somewhere suffering trophies trophy
    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  5. BaileytheQuitter

    Feed back please.

    Hi all. I play for my local football team- Hadleigh Athletic, and have been writing match reports after the games. Ive always had a liking for writing, especially football reports. Just wondered if anyone would mind reading one of my reports and telling me if they think its any good. Its a bit...
    • BaileytheQuitter
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    • attempted ched claimed continued deed especially fleet foo hitman iff ive joi league lose matched pace physical poorly proving rushing slick superb twenty undone watkins
    • Replies: 40
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  6. DTS

    Are three waters worth on tea.

    It 5pm and I have just done my normal 5pm tea run. As there are four tea drinkers in the office we generally all make a cuppa in the course of a day. However Ben has thrown a spanner in the works by starting to ask me for a "water:fury: " when I am doing my run. I dont mind getting the others...
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    • claimed soup thrown
    • Replies: 24
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  7. "Star In The Making" Says Ron

    Ron Martin claimed today that new signing James Walker is a "Star in the making" after he agreed personall terms today. I personally havent seen anythink of him and looking at his stats he doesnt seem to be all that. What do you guys think?
    • shrimperstubbs
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    • claimed doesnt havent
    • Replies: 12
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  8. A "Good luck with that" story:

    Katrina Victim Claims $3 Quadrillion Although little is known of this person, it seems one of the Katrina victims has actually claimed $3 quadrillion in damages in the wake of hurricane Katrina.
  9. DTS

    Should I take Ben's bet?

    Ben from work and I are about to go for our usual Curry buffet lunch just off the delighful Borough High Street. Somehow as a sideline Ben has just claimed he could eat ten McDonalds hamburgers within a one hour period. His hour starts from the time that he bites the first burger. He is not...
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    • buffet claimed loser
    • Replies: 26
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  10. Kenny

    Defeat in pub TV football appeal

    1-0 to the money men IMHO, I notice a lot of pubs round here have started exploring this loophole. They will probably have to get rid their Arab systems as a result of this hearing. Taken from Aunty Beeb: A publican has suffered a setback in her High Court battle to use a foreign broadcaster -...
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    • arab argued burn claimed criminal ead foo gran league ley money premier products pubs restored ruled systems
    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  11. Mortgage payment protection in the event of redundancy

    Has anybody actually been made redundant and claimed on a policy? Basically we've got our annual redundancy "game" being played out again at work. This year I've just got a gut feeling it's my year and we find out at the end of this month. I can see the signs - my annual season ticket ends on...
    • moneypit23
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    • claimed fixed icke mortgage rate redundant
    • Replies: 14
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  12. Port Vale

    No ratings just a sort of summary. I thought Collis did very well today, Daryll will have to really work hard to get in again anytime soon. He claimed pretty much everything and made some crucial saves and he probably earnt us the win today, great save from a harslety header. Much imporved...
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    • anytime army claimed didn following foo gains larger makings port ran ratings vale worthy
    • Replies: 19
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  13. Yorkshire Blue

    Steve Tilson on BBC Essex

    Just interviewed. Most interesting comment when asked how Collis played he said that is the best he's played so far and justifyied it by saying he claimed a lot of crosses, before only then going onto mention the good saves he made. Its very reassuring to hear our manager recognise the...
  14. southend_shrimp

    Alonso Sells McLaren Down The River

    Is this his way of trying to hit back at his team over the Hamilton row
  15. fbm

    The fbm report - Dagenham - JPT

    SOUTHEND PAY PENALTY AS DAGGERS PROGRESS Exactly a week after Southend claimed the Championship scalp of Watford in the Carling Cup, they were slain by league 2 newcomers Dagenham and Redbridge in the Johnstones Paint Trophy at Roots Hall. In truth Southend had more than enough chances to win...
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    • adds caused claimed cup divide especially foo ford fur hall ish jpt jury league moore overhead pain paint roberts roots sting stones trophy
    • Replies: 10
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  16. DTS

    Could you retire if you won a million?

    We are having a inter-office debate. Sandie has just claimed that if she won a million she would retire. (She is 45ish). Ben has backed up this claim and said thats someone could go if he won a million and never work again ( He is 31). Now I dont really think a million is enough to retire ( I...
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    • arguement claimed cos inflation ish
    • Replies: 30
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  17. DTS

    Is breakfast in bed really a treat?

    Ben from work is tonight off to his birds works summer ball at some poncey hotel somewhere. He today claimed that as its all free he is going to make the most of it by having "Breakfast in bed" off the back of her company. Now I personally think a cooked breakfast in bed is pretty rough for...
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    • brough claimed cooked eating following manors pile somewhere
    • Replies: 16
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  18. DTS

    Why do Lesbians use strap ons?

    I was down the pub last night for a few sharp halves after work with Ben. my work mate. Anyway we found a crappy pub called the St Christophers Inn which is basically a student place but its 2 for 1 on Corona so a round comes to £2.80 which is pretty cool.It also full of back packers who stay in...
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    • christophers claimed halves ish itself kiss
    • Replies: 21
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  19. DTS

    Best on the way home from school ice-cream.

    Ben in the office has just claimed I think somewhat wildly that Orange Maids were in fact the best ice-cream/lolly to eat when you were walking home from school. The correct answer was in fact "Funny Feet" altough I would have accepted "Screwball" as an answer too... Anyone else got a...
  20. Leeboy

    Former Luton Chairman Admits Bungs

    The former Luton Town chairman Bill Tomlins has admitted making illegal payments to middle men whilst his manager Mike Newall was claiming that corruption was rife in football. In a long article in today's Daily Mail written by Bob Graham, Tomlins says he made '13 separate illegal payments to...
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