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  1. DoDTS

    Newcastle Away 1992-93

    As we seem to be boring Wiggy, with nothing of interest on SZ lets have a trip down memory lane that usually gets some response. NEWCASTLE UNITED 3-2 SOUTHEND UNITED 15th August 1992 Division 1 This was Kevin Keegan's first League match as manager of Newcastle, and he Proudly claimed in the...
  2. Harold Bishop Killer

    Aussie NRL Grand Final - Manly Sea Eagles vs Melbourne Storm

    From Sydney Morning Hearld THE day has come at last. A hundred years after rugby league began, the two best teams of 2008 - and 2007, for that matter - are set for battle. Two cities have a stake in the hostilities between foes whose histories could not be more different. The Manly Sea...
  3. living on the dole

    it amazes me when i see/read the lifestyles of people on the dole. last week it was revealed the crazy guy who was forever ranting in this country and eventually was kicked out paid 4k for his daughter to have a boob job. how can he be claiming the dole and shell out £4000?? the other...
  4. Napster

    Battle of the Horror Films - The Final

    Here it is - the Final The Shining (MrB) versus The Exorcist (Napster) I'll let B defend the Shining. I wanted to offer some facts about The Exorcist Nominated for 10 Oscars, winning 2 of them (best writing and best sound) Won 4 Golden Globes Christian evangelist Billy Graham claimed an...
  5. Aberdeen Shrimper

    David Blaine Risks Death Once Again

    David Blaine is trying to get himself hurt once again for the pleasure of the crowds. The bonkers stuntman and showman started his 60-hour ordeal hanged upside down over New York's Central Park. Although it may not seem much compared with his previous stunts, it may well be the hardest one ever...
  6. Slipperduke

    Scolari Still Not Happy

    Under ordinary circumstances with an ordinary manager, a 4-0 victory in the Champions League might be considered worthy of celebration. However, it is rapidly becoming apparent that Luiz Felipe Scolari is very far from ordinary. "We did not play very well," he complained afterwards. "We made...
  7. fbm

    Mildenhall MOM? - Absolutely - here's why.

    So we have had debates on whether Mildenhall was a good keeper or not, better than Flahavan or not and now whether he was MOM against Hereford or not. Well, I can sort of see both sides here. Often you hear someone talk about a "Man of the Match" performance and this is where a player...
  8. Slipperduke

    West Sham

    Sometimes in life, when faced with inexplicable stupidity, there is a temptation to assume that perhaps it is you who is being stupid. When Steve McClaren decided to play long-ball to Michael Owen and Wayne Rooney in Russia last year, I briefly toyed with the theory that maybe, with his years of...
  9. pringlejon

    Best breakfast cereal

    Battle Of The Breakfast Cereals I've just had a sudden urge for lucky charms! The best cereal ever, but unfortunately not available in good ol england for under a 10er. Fav cereals everyone! This has now become a battle due to popular (2 people) demand! Claimed Lucky Charms - Me Shreddies...
  10. An Orient perspective

    considering we had 4 players starting tonight, who had never started a 1st team game before, I was proud of the way we played. First half was even stevens. Your first goal was a well taken effort, very similar to your opening goal against Walsall. Our equaliser was a nice breakaway but...
  11. DTS

    My best mans speech.

    Help............. Never done one before and dont want to let my mate down. If you can be arsed to read it below can you give me some feedback. Have I cained him too much? Anything traditional I have missed? Anything that you have heard hundereds of times before? I have tried to avoid...
  12. The ShrimperZone Owl

    Benji's unclaimed Furry Owl from the Raffle last week is now adopted as an honorary member of the Zone.. We have decided that the best thing to do with him is to send him all around the World and have his picture taken with various Zone members residing in Countries afar .. The first trip (...
  13. Unclaimed Raffle Prizes

    Ok after going through the prizes left over from Saturday ..I have the following for people who won but were no longer at the pub when the draw took place. Shrimp + 2 Veg.......The Red Dwarf 1 2 and 3 Dvd set. Pickledseal....A cut glass Bowl set. Benji ....A furry Owl. Prodigal Son ..A...
  14. Zone Update Unclaimed Raffle Prizes

    Ok after going through the prizes left over from Saturday ..I have the following for people who won but were no longer at the pub when the draw took place. Shrimp + 2 Veg.......The Red Dwarf 1 2 and 3 Dvd set. Pickledseal....A cut glass Bowl set. Benji ....A furry Owl. Prodigal Son ..A...
  15. DoDTS

    Ldnfatso in rail rage horror

    An exclusive to Shrimperzone. This morning it seemed like a normal day as the 7.40 train from Southend Victoria arrived on time at Liverpool Street, but as the commuters shuffled on the platform, an unpleasant situation developed. There was a mass of ticket collectors and police carefully...
  16. Leon Clarke - Sheffield Star article

    Owls eye exit for Clarke Shrimpers interest: Leon Clarke could be on his way to Southend after his loan spell 29 May 2008 By Paul Thompson WEDNESDAY could be ready to offload unlikely end-of-season hero Leon Clarke during this summer. It is been claimed that the striker fancies a move back...
  17. big teams next season

    last season some fools on here said we would be one of the biggest teams in the division, and claimed if i remember that we were bigger than barnsley. so with peterboro mk dons leicester, where does this leave us ??? well teams like huddersfield, swindon, millwall will all surely come again...
  18. Slipperduke

    Hull City

    Hull City, a gritty northern side who were in the bottom division of English football just four years ago, are now 90 minutes away from the bright lights of the Premier League. Manager Phil Brown only took over in January 2007 when the Humberside team were paddling in the relegation zone, but...
  19. fbm

    The fbm report - Donny play off 1st leg

    STILL ALL TO PLAY FOR IN SEASIDE STALEMATE Southend will have an uphill task if they are to make Wembley in the play offs this year as an impressive Doncaster outfit held the divisions form team to a goalless draw at Roots Hall this evening. The stadium had a fantatsic atmosphere this...
  20. Slipperduke

    "squeaky-bottom time."

    For the first time since 1968, the destination of the title will be decided on the last day between two teams on level points. One slip-up, one mistake, and an entire season's hard work will come crashing down around the ears of one unfortunate manager. Hundreds of millions of people will crowd...
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