• Welcome to the ShrimperZone forums.
    You are currently viewing our boards as a guest which only gives you limited access.

    Existing Users:.
    Please log-in using your existing username and password. If you have any problems, please see below.

    New Users:
    Join our free community now and gain access to post topics, communicate privately with other members, respond to polls, upload content and access many other special features. Registration is fast, simple and free. Click here to join.

    Fans from other clubs
    We welcome and appreciate supporters from other clubs who wish to engage in sensible discussion. Please feel free to join as above but understand that this is a moderated site and those who cannot play nicely will be quickly removed.

    Assistance Required
    For help with the registration process or accessing your account, please send a note using the Contact us link in the footer, please include your account name. We can then provide you with a new password and verification to get you on the site.

caused

  1. sufcintheprem

    Report of sorts

    They say to win promotion you have to win games where you're not at your best. I'm not sure what 'they' would have to say about a team that so rarely dipped in to their reserves of talent but still run in victorious. There was an air of empty anticiaption around Roots Hall - a misplaced...
  2. ashingdon-shrimper

    mr tilly

    We got balls into the box and caused them problems. erm sorry, in my opinion we was very static up front. didnt make space. and rarely caused them any problems atall the goal was a individual one, and everytime we attaked we ended up going backwards
  3. mosquito ultrasonic noise device

    Below is an article on the new "mosquito ultrasonic noise device" that is apparently only audible to 25 years and under (approx), It omits a high pitch noise that is painful to the ears but supposed to be harmless. It has be designed to disperse young people that are hanging around areas were...
  4. lee_sufc

    Red Bush Tea

    Has anyone tried this yet? Tried some today, thought it smelt wierd but tasted pretty good. It's also supposed to be good for you too: Additional Benefits Japanese scientific research has shown intriguing beneficial effects in constipation, liver function, blood sugar levels, skin diseases...
  5. smudgster

    Damien Scannel

    What a snip he looks to be at £5 grand. Came on towards the end last night and had an immediat impact. Caused the home defenders big problems down the wing with his trickery. Some signings seem to take an eternity to win you over but this bloke has done it for me in the brief time ive seen...
  6. Lessons we can learn from other teams

    On saturday i thought i should check out Sheffield United as they are only a few mins away... tickets were a tenner and my mate who is a big QPR fan was coming up for it too. I really enjoyed the match, and it made me a bit sad we weren't still up there mixing it with those kinds of clubs...
  7. CC51DAS

    Matt Harrold - Why all the slating?

    Why are people coming on here and the radio and slating the poor guy again ? Thought he played jolly well yesterday , won many balls in the air , caused alot of problems for their defenders , brought the midfield into the game , gave the team shape and laid off a sublime pass to tee up...
  8. ShrimplyTheBest

    Silent Section

    The introduction of the Blue Voice is a brilliant idea and I for one really appreciate everything those involved have done to get it off the ground... I'm sure most people would agree we would like to do our bit to provide a POSITIVE atmosphere at Roots Hall and hopefully at Fossetts Farm in the...
  9. CC51DAS

    New Year's predictions

    A tad early but thought we may as well start these while we're all still feeling cheerful ... Here's mine January - Geraint Williams sacked - Dagenham+Redbridge drawn away to Man U in round 4 - Leon Clarke signs for Leeds - Uncle Ron (he's innocent of...
  10. Slipperduke

    A Christmas Tale

    They don't do it in Germany, they've long since given it up in Spain and the French would be astonished if you suggested that they should give it a try. The Christmas football fixture list is a curiously British and Irish disease. With almost every other civilised nation doing the sensible...
  11. essexblue

    U16 charges - update

    Below is a reply received today from David Jobson to my e-mail complaint regarding the FA Youth Cup. Admitting that it was a mistake to charge under 16, they are sorry....! what are they going to do with the extra revenue? I suggested that they donate it towards the local hospital childrens...
  12. Is the board actually FUNNIER without rep?!

    Something about SZ is making me chuckle quite frequently at the moment... it's been a shame that the rep isn't around cos many have deserved some green, but could it be that the lack of rep has actually caused SZ to be a bit better in recent days?!
  13. Hockley_Blues

    McClaren's pre-Croatia match notes leaked

    Shamelessly stolen from another forum, but I don't care :D Mc – Right, Tel, thanks to Israel I can still get us through to the Euros and can’t afford any mistakes. Goalkeeper – who’s the best in the country? TV – Rob Green Mc – Don’t know him. Is he in the squad? TV – No. Mc – Who have we got...
  14. MrB

    Uncyclopedia

    Not sure if it's been mentioned here before but if you haven't seen it, it's a damn funny read. Nowt like made up stuff!! Uncyclopedia Example: SAN DIEGO, California -- President Bush, after being asked for a federal response to the wildfires that are engulfing several regions of California...
  15. leeblue

    Ratings from someone who went to Rovers

    Collis 6 didnt have much to do really Hunt 5.5 did look a bit shaky at times but done ok Clarke 7 dealt with most things well Richards 6 again won his headers and got rid of the ball Barrett 7 Not as attacking as usual but sound at the back Bailey 4 for 1st...
  16. Interpol Shrimper

    4 week hangover

    From AFP (it wasn't me before anybody says!!!) It may be the longest hangover in the history of binge beer drinking. When a 37-year old man walked into a hospital emergency room in Glasgow, Scotland last October complaining of "wavy" vision and a non-stop headache that had lasted four weeks...
  17. Interpol Shrimper

    DIY Help

    Right then, unfortunately I've been roped into some ongoing DIY projects around the house (and as I've posted before this is in no way my strong point). 1) I hired a steam wallpaper stripper last weekend and got all the paper off the 2 bathrooms we're doing up, however as the head of the...
  18. Dickemall

    Scott Ashenden

    Scott Ashendon, who made his debut along with the great Stanley Collymore for Blues vs Notts County in 1992, works in the City and still lives in the area. Up until a couple of years ago, he was still turning out for Rayleigh Town FC, but the knee injury that caused him to quit pro football...
  19. CSBLUE

    lockers in london?

    Gotta question for all you working up in the big smoke. Im getting the train into London on Saturday then in the evening going for a few drinks and to the comedy store. Now my issue is I really don’t want to be carrying around everything a bought in the day throughout the evening. My...
  20. Ricey

    Today's Games - Ratings

    Collis - Excellent game looked very strong all though not really tested to the maxium just a very solid performence. 7 Barrett - Solid as ever, got forward very well and tracked back well seemed to be adopting a wing back role. 8 Clarke (Peter) - Same as Barrett great performence and defended...
Back
Top