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  1. Bielzibubz

    Capital Punishment - Think again.......

    I know the whole should we, should'nt we, debate has been done to death on here before but if anything should make you change your mind it's this. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7708398.stm Eight broken ribs and a broken back, with another area of bleeding around the spine at neck level. •...
    • Bielzibubz
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    • Replies: 76
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  2. Slipperduke

    Liverpool's Litmus Test

    Liverpool's Litmus Test Little by little, Liverpool are beginning to come together. A 3-0 win over West Bromwich Albion on Saturday night banished any lingering fears that last weekend's White Hart Lane debacle had caused permanent damage to the morale of the squad and gave yet another...

  3. credit crash britain

    anyone watch this tonight was on beeb 2 at 730pm. are these people crazy. 1 guy racked up 272k on credit cards and loans i lady on the dole racked over 10k on her cards utter madness. mind you the prog showed an auction where a 50k porshe was sold for 0k. the prog also stated the...
  4. Interpol Shrimper

    Essex Police last Sat

    Anybody seen this? Not seen it mentioned (if it has, please ignore)
    • Interpol Shrimper
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    • Replies: 13
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  5. Dangerous roads!

    listed below are figures based on foreign driver reported accidents up to 2006,of course this figures has risen again i have no doubt. nationality.........year..........crashes..................year..............crashes...
  6. Slipperduke

    Why The Laughter Has To Stop

    It's very rare that you can brutally assess and pass judgement on a football club, as this column did with Tottenham Hotspur two weeks ago, and still be able to come back one match later with plenty of new material. Tottenham, though, are a glorious curiosity for the neutral, but an excuse to...
  7. Slipperduke

    Boo-Boys Blight Effective England

    With three wins out of three and a new-found ability to pass the ball about on the ground, the Fabio Capello revolution is gradually gaining momentum. A surprisingly perky Kazakhstan team were eventually swept aside at Wembley, crushed 5-1 with a late flurry of goals. The dark days of the former...
    • Slipperduke
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    • Replies: 10
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  8. Yorkshire Blue

    Is there a Doctor on (the) board?

    I have a medical question. Michael Jackson has a rare skin complaint which causes his skin to go a lighter colour. What causes this? It doesn't appear to be genetic, as none of the other Jackson 5 seem to be affected. Could it be caused by something in the environment, or could it be sexually...
  9. Slipperduke

    Ramos Must Take The Blame

    Tottenham Hotspur may have taken their place in the draw for the second round of the UEFA Cup, but not even the most ardent of their fans will have been convinced by this lacklustre, disjointed performance. Despite taking the lead in the second half and, in doing so, wiping out the danger of the...
  10. Firestorm

    Song Titles

    Following on from the confusion caused by the three songs with the same title in the Candy Girl thread. I was thinking about Favourite Original song titles mine is : I'd Rather have a bottle in front of me than a Frontal Lobotomy by Randy Hanzlick...
  11. Slipperduke

    Letter To Ashley

    After trawling through Mike Ashley's emotional 1664 word press release, Slipperduke has a few questions for him.... "I paid £134 million out of my own pocket for the club. I then poured another £110 million into the club not to pay off the debt but just to reduce it. The club is still in...
    • Slipperduke
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    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  12. North Wales Shrimper

    Liverpool's New Ground delayed due to funding

    Now, I'm guessing this will get moved... but, Liverpool have announced that there new ground will be delayed due to funding issues caused by the global credit markets. Now, if a club the size of Liverpool can't manage to raise funding for a new ground, what chance have we got of raising ~£50m...
  13. Harold Bishop Killer

    Insurance Claim Form Quotes

    These are brillant! True extracts from UK Insurance Claim forms; These were collected by Norwich Union for their annual Christmas magazine. "I started to slow down but the traffic was more stationary than I thought." ----- "I pulled into a lay-by with smoke coming from under the bonnet. I...
    • Harold Bishop Killer
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    • applied bon caused collected cows didn headed lose mph pulled realized stopped stray testicles thrown truck unknown wogan
    • Replies: 6
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  14. Slipperduke

    The Olympics

    I would have put this on The Slippery Column, but I thought that maybe it would have a wider interest. I think I'm going to get a lot of hate mail for this one.... It has swallowed up half of Rafa Benitez's midfield, savaged Mark Hughes' plans for a successful start, forced AC Milan fans to...
    • Slipperduke
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    • athlete caused champions cup diego elite ennis entertaining fixed foo ish league lose mix pigeons resources restricted rubbish sports youth
    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  15. Slipperduke

    Sir Alex Ferguson's relationship with Cristiano Ronaldo.

    Likening your guidance, as an employer, to the counsel of a father is a tactic that very few football managers could get away with, but what might sound melodramatic and over-familiar in some cases is perfectly suitable for Sir Alex Ferguson's relationship with Cristiano Ronaldo. "If you are...
    • Slipperduke
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    • acted attempted bash ber biting boast breach cases caused competitive cup hatred independence melodrama money packing pique reportedly shallow stepped strategy suitable taught unprofessional
    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum

  16. RANT CORNER: Paying out pounds for things that arent your fault!

    Bought a near new KA back in January. First car, 16k on the clock, nice new and shiney. I've not yet had an accident whilst in the car, or caused an accident in any way..... Parked my car in a public car park...come back to it and someone hit it and left a huge dent...havent even bothered to...
  17. GNH

    Car Accidents/Near Misses

    After reading Winkles itchy bum thread and his close encounter with unsuspecting users of the footpath, it reminded me of an encounter i had 2 weeks ago whilst driving, where a bumble bee decided to fly in through my window and investigate my right ear whilst i was doing about 60 on a country...
    • GNH
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    • caused didn encounter foo fortune investigate
    • Replies: 9
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  18. Cheltenham to move ground???

    Cheltenham looking to move from Whaddon Road
  19. C C Csiders

    European Overrated XI

    Seeing the Luca Toni thread has caused me to compile a team of European players, many of which are considered "world class", who IMO are totally overrated, and still professionally active at a high level today. Your XI's? GK - Petr Cech (Czech Rep.) RB - Philipp Lahm (Germany) CB - William...
  20. Winkle

    Compromise?

    With a recession pocking its head from around the corner, I decided that perhaps with the amount we are all shelling out on fuel and household bills that a bit of good housekeeping was in order. I tryed to explain to my daughter that maybe when she went upstairs that she could possibly learn to...
    • Winkle
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    • bra caused chocolate electricity ive qui sausages sucked suspicion tablets towels
    • Replies: 16
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
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