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  1. DTS

    Should Ldn Fatso leave my drawing on his face book?

    At last nights monthly meeting I was accosted him by Ldn Fatso about a rather delightful drawing I did of him on face book. I am not sure if any of you are familiar with facebook's graffiti wall but I really did a special drawing of Ldn Fatso meeting Matty Harrold and Leon Clarke at Southends...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  2. * ORM *

    First day back tomorrow

    At work after FOUR months of being a layabout slob. :minger: I don't know if I am looking forward to it or not. :cry: I've spent a week or so retraining myself with 6am alarm calls but I know I'll be drained this time tomorrow. First time working in Docklands for me, after years of trying, on...
  3. BARNETBLUE

    JCR To Barnsley!?!?

    Their message board strongly claiming he is to sign for them tomorrow for £350k Lets stop to think about this carefully, assuming its true.Initial reaction, slightly disappointing given that we have started to see some of the promise the lad does have.We always know he works hard for the team...

  4. The Bank letter :)

    Following on from Sam's letter to the bank .....:p Dear Sir: I am writing to thank you for bouncing the cheque with which I endeavoured to pay my plumber last month. By my calculations, some three nanoseconds must have elapsed between his presenting the check, and the arrival in my account...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  5. Shrimp_Stu

    You want a big TV.....

    Ok, you have the money for a 103-inch plasma screen, but unfortunately, you live in an apartment on the sixth floor in London. What do you do? Close off the road and get a crane in obviously. That was the case for one buyer of the Panasonic TH-103PZ600 screen this week. In the end, a joint...
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    • buyer carefully chameleon inch joi money specialists
    • Replies: 17
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  6. TrueBlue

    How to not get done for speeding!

    SAVE YOUR DRIVING LICENCE AVOIDING THE SPEEDING TICKET What must the officer do, and what should you do When you are being reported for speeding, the Police Officer must tell you: "That you will be reported for consideration of the question of prosecuting you for exceeding the speed limit."...
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    • Replies: 19
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  7. Battrick - week 3 pops

    Had a real result today. I bought this all-rounder for 6,666,666 on Thursday. i now reckon I could sell him for 8.5m in 5 weeks, as he'll have another level of Stamina by then. Guy who sold him must have miscalculated his bowling !! Delroy Middleton (440539) RH Batsman, RM Bowler, strong...
  8. Napster

    Romanov/Hearts

    Is he mad - this is his latest press release? Dear Monkeys Today I will not be showing your portrait to you. It is pointless. You are one step away from becoming human beings. Go and carefully have a look at yourself in the mirror. Don't you see a human in it? Stop fighting for the values...

  9. Selling my decks

    Hi everyone Don't often post in The Pub but just thought i'd tell you I'm selling my deck, CD pitch players, mixer and vinyl on eBay today - it's only got 5 hours left and is a basement price of 220 at the moment... Please read the full spec carefully if you are thinking of...
  10. Alex

    Lee Bradbury

    reading through some of the posts i dont think anyone has mentionded bradbury today. I thought he had a great game upfront. not 100 percent fit though but what do you expect. however he was apart from macormack the only one player running around and winning things. if you watch him carefully...
  11. C C Csiders

    Duguid (again)

    I took exception last night (tender soul that I am) to Glenn Speller on BBC Essex calling Karl Duguid "Captain Fantastic" on his report at full-time on the Colcheater v. Hole match. I have emailed him to state that in the circumstances following the match on Saturday he should have...

  12. The New Lynx Advert

    Surely the greatest advert to grace our screens for a long time. I only have one problem with it though, when I first saw it me and a mate were sitting in our student union having a quite drink while his girlfriend and her friends were playing pool, no problem yet.... Then it came on, jaws hit...
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  13. Colchester and proud!

    Anglia sports news tonight.

    Hello guys One of our lads put this on youtube to take the mickey out of good old Matt Hudson our media manager, I know you boys would like to see this clip, look carefully at the Maher interview Captain of who !
  14. Xàbia Shrimper

    The View from Spain

    As the cork from a bottle of cava struck the ceiling and rebounded into a clutch of Man Ure fans bonding in quiet contemplation in one corner of the bar, someone, I don't know who, approached me, shook my hand with hearty congratulation and uttered: "how the **** are you lot bottom of...
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    • Replies: 14
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  15. chadded

    S*it Story....

    If this was me, I think I'd be quite proud. Alas, it's taken from another messageboard: No personal experience of this since about the age of three...sorrryyy but I did see this story online.... Funniest damn thing that has ever happened to me. A couple of weeks ago we decided to...
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    • Replies: 13
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  16. fbm

    Tilly

    He is shown on the Blues World interview at the training ground, obviously after a session. His manner and demeanor is exactly how he usually comes across, with perhaps some concern as to how his troops will recover from 2 successive 3-0 defeats. We also have to bear in mind that the quality...
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    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  17. * ORM *

    Elephants never forget

    While on holiday in Kenya and walking through the bush a man comes across an elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seems distressed so the man approaches very carefully. He gets down on one knee and inspects the bottom of the elephant's foot only to find a large...
  18. Reading Shrimper

    Embrace - World At Your Feet

    Anyone seen the video for 'World At Your Feet' by Embrace - if you look carefully, as the band walk away from the stadium, there's a bloke in the 2004 LDV blue shirt! Good man, if you're a zoner, take a bow.

  19. Blackpool

    Quick points: Blackpool fans were great, had a good chat with some of them before and after the game. They are being screwed by Oyston who won't sell up to a consortium with cash to spend. Blackpool is a dirty, rusty, peeling, faded craphole of a town it makes Southend look prosperous and...
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    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  20. Bird Flu

    What's your take on the whole bird flu thing? I'm firmly in the Michael Moore conspiracy camp. I feel this is being hyped, peoples fears are being played with up until a point carefully orchestrated to reach fever pitch, then a major event by America / The West will occur such as the...
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