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A Sensitive Man
A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they connect; they end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment she notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears. There are three shelves in the...- canveyshrimper
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Its time Lionel Sharples Penrose got more recognition
Here is a sample of his work : The Colchester Survey, 1931–38TOP Penrose, the man The Colchester Survey, 1931–38 Down syndrome, other aneuploidy,... Paternal age effects Mental illness, 1939–45 The Galton Chair, 1945–65 The Kennedy-Galton Centre,... LITERATURE CITED...- CC51DAS
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Breaking News Rons Latest Blog
It appears the graphics didn't copy over, sorry !!! Chairman's Blog Firstly let me apologise to all those readers who were anticipating my blog yesterday. It is important that the Club do things when they say they are going to and I am sorry I could not deliver yesterday but was reliant upon...- BLUEBLOOD
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Ron Martin's Blog
Chairman’s Blog 27.01.09 - From Inside Your Club When I started looking at investing in SUFC and held early meetings with Vic Jobson it soon became clear (the opposite actually!) that the operation was surrounded in mystique. I will not speak ill of the dead but I think the Chairman at that...- seany t
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Let's All Laugh At City
Do you remember when the Abu Dhabi Group completed their takeover of Manchester City? It was all very exciting. Thaksin Shinawatra, one of the stupidest men to control a football club in recent years, was edged out and replaced by a very large pile of money and some amusing promises. Not for...- Slipperduke
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SZ's Southend United Hall of Fame - 1st round of nominations
For a bit of fun and to honour our club's history, I propose starting a SZ Hall of Fame to recognise the true legends of Southend United. The words legend and great are bandied about a bit too often for my liking, I'd like our Hall of Fame to be exclusive and so that only the elite make it. It...- Yorkshire Blue
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Rafa's Poisonous Glow
There is a frog in Central America, the strawberry poison dart frog, that is born bright red as a warning to predators of the poison that lurks in its blood stream. It is not the only creature whose colour signifies danger. Certain snakes, insects and the oft-spotted Rafa Benitez all share the...- Slipperduke
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Liverpool's Slippery Title Chase
There's a distinct Joey Barton vibe about Liverpool this week. We look at them with a grudging respect, we acknowledge the good start, but we all share a growing sense of uneasiness, as if it's only a matter of time before they fall flat on their face, or in Barton's case, re-arrange someone's...- Slipperduke
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Everyone knows a Dave.
Just occured to me after the other 5-Live thread: I know a **** load of David's - from my brother to DTS & Abs on here.... so Shrimperzoners, think carefully - How many David's do you know (and I mean on speaking terms with, not just David Beckham/Blunkett/King of the Jews).- MK Shrimper
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Breaking News Rev's Daily Diary
From the Blues Insider e-mail REVELLING IN IT Welcome to this weeks column of ‘Revelling In It’. Whilst I could talk about Saturday’s performance in detail again, sometimes words aren’t enough and it becomes time to let our feet do the talking, of which we are confident of doing so against...- Pubey
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Fear The Andorrans!
The time for talking is over. Platitudes have no place on the pitch, especially when the going gets as tough as it will on Saturday night. Fabio Capello's England will be right up against it when they travel to Spain to face the butchers, bakers and candlestick-makers of Andorra's national...- Slipperduke
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If you're having a bad day....
When you have a "I Hate My Job" day, try this: On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and...- canveyshrimper
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A genuine question for the doom and gloom brigade - why do you do it?
I'm not addressing this question to those who have a few specific concerns about the current goings on (or lack thereof) at the club. This is to the people who were moaning while we played our seventh ever season of second tier football. The ones who followed us to the Millenium Stadium for our...- Sussex Shrimper
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Ldnfatso in rail rage horror
An exclusive to Shrimperzone. This morning it seemed like a normal day as the 7.40 train from Southend Victoria arrived on time at Liverpool Street, but as the commuters shuffled on the platform, an unpleasant situation developed. There was a mass of ticket collectors and police carefully...- DoDTS
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Chelsea
You would think that, as the single most important match of their history looms up on the horizon, Chelsea might try to put a lid on the gossip and focus on the football, but nothing is ever that simple at Stamford Bridge. Faced with a choice of either (a) clarifying Avram Grant’s future or (b)...- Slipperduke
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What a Amazing Story
This is such a heart warming story. Dont normally like them but this one is special. In 1986, Dan Harrison was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University On a hike through t he bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The...- Harold Bishop Killer
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Liverpool Not Out Yet
Liverpool fans must be feeling numb by now. There's only so much bad news you can take before you end up rocking backwards and forwards in the corner of the room, dribbling on your shoes and the weekend defeat to Barnsley was the final straw for most long-suffering Reds. Never has there been...- Slipperduke
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Slipperduke's Mission To Millwall
With a few edits, this is what the good people of Singapore will be waking up to tomorrow. MtS had a very lucky escape in being cut out of the final edit. 500,000 people could have found out exactly what his idea of a pre-match meal is... As a mere, and very occasional, foot soldier of the...- Slipperduke
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Things you would never hear...
A rugby commentator say: "...and its a scrum, a chance for the players to exchange kisses and phone numbers." "...England VS Samoa, a team of rank amateurs... against Samoa" "...now watch this ball very carefully because the ball is SUCH AN UNUSUAL SHAPE IT COULD GO ANYWHERE" -Courtesy...- SUFC-3lliot
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The goal of the ShrimperZone Forum is to promote a community of fans of Southend United. It is an open forum for discussing all aspects of Southend United as well as various other topics such as football in other leagues, cricket, music and everything else in between. It is important to have...- Uncle Leo
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